THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE YOU RECOUNT YOUR BURRITOVILLE ADVENTURES

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I'm going to get some lunch now, be back soon with Voice and (hopefully) new wireless router from J&R.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

POY BOMBX

― flamejugglersgoldandsilverminescliffdiverscavernsandcavesfilledwithstalacti (dea, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

have fun at the sex shop!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never been to BURRITOVILLE.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren - I gotta pick up a NY Press, too, so good call.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAVE BEEN TO A CRAPPY TACQUERIA AT 3AM IN THE MORNING ~ 2ND/15TH WITH JON WILLIAMS AND IAN JOHNSON AND SPENT ~$9.00 (!!!!) ON A "SAN FRANCISCO STYLE BURRITO" OMG WTF

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

San Francisco style? That's like "Providence style Paella"

― ex machina (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: the spicy red salsa vs. the brown colored less spicy more thick salsa

― Daniel DiMAGGIO (Daniel DiMAGGIO), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it just me or is the noise board already better than ILX?

― flamejugglersgoldandsilverminescliffdiverscavernsandcavesfilledwithstalacti (dea, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

more roffle, less British NOFX fans

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAVE BEEN TO A CRAPPY TACQUERIA AT 3AM IN THE MORNING ~ 2ND/15TH WITH JON WILLIAMS AND IAN JOHNSON AND SPENT ~$9.00 (!!!!) ON A "SAN FRANCISCO STYLE BURRITO" OMG WTF

hmm, which place was this?

Okay, just got back. Damn do fat midwestern tourists in NYC walk fucking slow.

SCENE REPORT:

after initial confusion about where the hell my COKE cup was (sorry burritodudez!), my order (border burrito with chipotle tortilla, COKE) arrived safe and sound. Tasty, even, after adding chips + green salsa + red salsa to the pile. No bad "electronic" music this time (ASTRALWERKS + UK PUBLIC I'm LOOKING IN YOUR DIRECTION), straight-up Mex/Latin mix. Didn't pay attention to what was on TV. Yum. Read a couple things in the Voice, Michael Moore blah blah. Then left.

WENT TO PORN PLACE SOLELY TO GET NY PRESS, reached hand in vestibule, received scornful looks from fair lass with non-emobutt (EVEN THO I DIDN"T GO IN). Walked down the street to J&R, bought ~~EVIL EMPIRE~~Microsoft wireless router (didn't wanna wait for mail-in rebate for other brands). No $1 book guy today as I was running low on remaining lunch time (goddamn tourists).

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

ps. Cutty's girl was still pissed.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

the green salsa is gross. that shit tastes like sweet pickles.

― Daniel DiMAGGIO (Daniel DiMAGGIO), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

OMGGGGEEE. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THOSE!! I AM GOING TO HIT UP AMAZON!!!

― Daniel DiMAGGIO (Daniel DiMAGGIO), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

where is cutty anyway?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

guys add more categories if you need to

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

don't anyone got love for harry's burritos goddamnit.

― allyzay, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

IM HERE IM HERE IM HERE

i had tempeh burger wrap today @ chambers st burritoville

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

my innernet was down all day today

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

dude the guys behind me at the felafel cart yesterday were all bagging on Chambers Street Burritoville.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

they make the tempeh burger wrap so much better than nassau. f'reals.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

you'll have to ask ian johnson where that place was h, it was near NYU.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

you can't remember the name? but you can remember when decade-old albums came out?

I KID, I KID!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

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― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

it was 3am, i was drunk, plus ian/jon were making me ROFFLE.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

oh I know, just joshin' brody. I don't know of any burrito places near 2nd and 15th.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

there's a San Loco at 2nd and St. Marks tho.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

it may have been 3rd.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck it, it may have been staten island with roger adultery and his c. everett coop autographed backpack.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm, nope, not ringing a bell. It's definitely not a Burritoville.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

is burritoville open at 3am in the morning?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

no :(

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i haven't had a burritoville adventure in quite a while. i've fallen in love with the food at the mexican grocery by my house, even though someone appearing to be abel ferarra's long-lost brother is there every time drinking a 24oz high life and leering at me.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Caliente Cab and it BLOWS ASSHOLES.

or San Loco.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

the only 3rd Ave. Burritoville is up at 52nd.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to post that SP picture on the Rodan/Tara Jane O'Neil thread, hstencil!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think anything at san loco costs $7, and they don't claim to be sf style. what is the mystery taqueria???

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

the place was the cosmic cantina, which sucks unless you get the mad sick student discount so everything's like... $4. and they have platters of guac/beans/chips/salsa for like $3.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

POY BOMBX

dean, i missed that the first time round. ROFFLER.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

3rd/13th hahahaha

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

by the movie theater?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

uh, 1 block south of the 14th street station?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, it's across the street. i've never eaten there, and i certainly will not start now.

xpost

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

3rd between 12th & 13th.
xpoststfdstf

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

at 3am it's either there or some shady corner market.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I musta walked by that place and never even noticed it. Think I'd rather eat UA movie theater nachos, by the sounds of it.

Speaking of which, the nachos at KEYSPAN PARK HOME OF YOUR BROOKLYN CYCLONES are surprisingly good!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

corner markets open at 3 AM are not shady! Also, it's the nu-East VillageTM, nothing shady is allowed anymore.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

except the junkies that sleep on the bench next to my building.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

when i stayed at 3rd/C in '97, i saw a kid shoot a girl in the back of the head with a slingshot from an open window on one of the lower floors. she fell down, blood down the back of her shirt, we called the cops and pointed out the window of the building it came from.

other than that, everyone was really cool except this one bartender at meow mix.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost to lauren - maybe you should throw out those old trunks, then.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

1997 was a long time ago.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

meow mix

shockah!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

;-D

I'm full of secretz!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax! is a German lesbian tourist.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

well, duh

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

it is possible that a Burritoville record was set, today.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

okay, CUTTY YOUR GIRL GOT HER HAIR DID.

got there sometime after 2:15. Place practically empty except after I get my meal, this CHEAPSKATE BRIT with a black fucking eye and a TIME OUT NY GUIDEBOOK does the CHEAPSKATE BRIT thing and just eats chips/salsa. They're STILL working on the A/C. Chips are stale, burrito pretty good though. Not too long before I leave two HOTTT girls walk in, vaguely punk rockish (tho one of them has BAD FASHION SENSE: black engineer hat, black spaghetty strapper dress, black cowboy boots, backpack - PLEASE GIRLFREN < /queereyefromstr8guy >) but I am not SKINNY ENOUGH to talk to them.

On the way to and from work it's nothing but HOTTTT CHIXXXX. I'm like that kid in the sixth senser except I SEE...HOTTT CHIXXXX.

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0003/oscar.stories/6thsense.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Those Time Out books are great.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I TOLD HER YESTERDAY I LIKED HER HAIR AND SHE GAVE ME FREE SODER

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I should've said something about her hair, dammit.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

If she plays with her hair she's probably keen.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

IT'S GOT TOO MUCH PERMY STUFF/IS UP IN CURLS/ABOVE THE VISOR LINE for her to play with it. Plus, y'know, that'd be gross since she works in the FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I was once served in an Arby's in Lexington, KY by a dude with "Young Wayne" printed on his nametag.

Can hstencil explain this?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

NO.

there was a dude at the Pizza Hut whose nametag read "BRISCO COUNTY JR."

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

His name was J03L and he liked the ladies...and out jazz.

but mostly ladies!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"at least you still have your music."

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

BURRITOVILLE IS TEH YUM YUM

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

i got the MEGA SOY POY BOMBEX and it was pretty good but the cheese was all lumpy and shit ... burritoville needs to replace those puerto ricans with some REALZ mexicans so i can get my burrito on. the green salsa + chips = TEH BOMBEX tho.

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

when i called on sunday=thye were closed

fuck you urritovilles.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i ate there saturdays ;D

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

can u listen to me

saturdays my bf sat on my finger and broke it and now i cannot remove my engagemgnetneingo ring

on sundays burritoville ist el closo

xseriouys cann you describe a shittier life?

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

noes

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

shittier

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

no man that's beter than busted finger seriously....

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

SUNDAYS WITH SNOW, ALLYZAY. DO NOT LIE YOU KNOW I HAD MEGASOY BEFORE YOU AND TOM SHOWED UP.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean of course that's a horrible story.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

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artillerist

― artillerist (artillerist), Saturday, 4 March 2006 06:51 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

I saw Dianne Wiest at Burritoville on 8th and 23rd when she walked past my table. I didn't say anything, but went near the front (near where she was standing) to get more salsa and verified it was her when I heard that signature voice of hers. She was with a young woman who had long reddish hair, possibly her daughter..? She sat pensive, facing the floor for a few minutes while the young woman ordered. They talked about seeing a movie, which I might also assume might have been her most recent film, "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints". I'm actually off to see the film this evening. She very beautiful in person.

― anonymous noiser (bundgee), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

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― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

i hate law & order but the woman watches it. Jerry Lewis was on it last night, bravado performance, anyone catch? Emmy worthy.

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

I ONLY WATCH PAINTINGS ABOUT LAW AND ORDER.

― ROCK ORBACH (ddb1), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

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― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

BURRITOVILLE BANKRUPT!!!

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 18 September 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

i have been going to the one on 2nd ave for like 15 years
in the last few though i could always be guaranteed a very deserted dining enviroment
i have to find a new doomed place

― noizez duk, Thursday, 18 September 2008 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

FREE CHIPS SINK SHIPS

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 18 September 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

Well sexyDancer....Today I saw the MOST reprehensible burrittoville faux-pa ever. This dood, after filling three WATER cups with Three different Salsas (big NO!!)...took the chip tongs and starting filling his to-go bag with chips.

I KNOW!

He was just dumping chips into his bag all over his burritto, napkins and diet coke.

It was a nightmare...the veggie sloppy joe burrito made it ok tho.

― &whatnot (jeff), Thursday, 18 September 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

Burrito Loco is a Zionist plot

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 18 September 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

In the future everyone will live near a BurritoVille, if they don't already

― Never got to drink Sparks Red at Burritoville (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Thursday, 18 September 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

big NO!!

I KNOW!

― &whatnot (jeff), Thursday, 18 September 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Thursday, 18 September 2008 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

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