Should I reply to this?

I don't even know who you are.

I'm a newbie retard.

i would imagine it is one of aaronhz's friendz.

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REAL GOTH BAND SEEKS REAL GOTHIC PLAYERS

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2004-08-22, 12:22PM CDT

Real goth band seeks REAL GOTHIC PLAYERS. Please don't email me if your some washed out loser who thinks that evenesence and the cure is goth. Evenesence never EVER was OR will be goth, AND robert smith turned into an emo fag and his FUCKING LAST FIVE RECORDS SUCKED....REALLY BAD!! HEY WOW CURIOSA WAS A REAL SUCCESS WASN'T IT??? Take off the black clothes and go put your librarian glasses back on fake emo goth wanna be. I am looking for True rock stars not some pretentious old asshole who has no vision. I am the bands manger with REAL INDUSTRY contacts , Already have pro players, gear and Shows pending. If your over 35 and haven't "made it" yet, you should be looking for a real job cause by industry standards you're a fucking dinosaur. But of course if your some phony fuck you probably dont know shit about the real music industry do you? Do not email me if you are some wank job whos only vision is to be 'making money'
( which by the way the only ones making cashola ARE the proverbial "rock stars" ), so have fun playing in your little bar scene, I have major venues lined up, And the band possibly will be moving to hollywood, FUCK THIS NOWHERE TOWN WITH NOWHERE FUCKHEADS WHO ARE FAKE AND FULL OF SHIT. ALready have contacts with Warner Bros, and major KEY players. WE ARE TRUE ARTISTS SO SHOULD YOU BE. THIS IS A PROJECT BASED AROUND THE LEAD SINGER/FRONT MAN. Got A fucking problem with that? Then move on theres plenty of room in the mtv world for your arse. This band is a collective. Every player has their role and every player will be expected to perform at pro caliber levels. ALL WHINERS WILL BE DISMISSED. Everyone will be allowed to vent their creative ideas. KEEP IN MIND: this is not a new band forming, you are joining an already established group. You will be required to learn previously written matterials within a short period of time.

WHAT I NEED: Pro's players or pro player attitude (this does not mean arrogant burned out assholes either. you better be laid back and easy going, or believe me you wont last.) YOU MUST HAVE YOUR OWN PROFESSIONAL EQUIPMENT. I cannot emphasize this enough. Ok now here is what we are looking for.

TWO GUITARISTS: WARNING, Absolutley no robert smith loser wanna be's. I don't wanna hear you drown out your inabillity to play with effects. Looking for two guys( or girls ) who can both compliment each other. Prefer blues over jazz. Must be able to rip shit up but not loose the emotion.

Synth Players/ keyboardist: please be creative into dark shit, NOT EVENESENCE,
have all the cool cards, and hopefully you will be
pro effecient at sequencing

Please email the following: Your name, gender, (pics help to determine your look)AGE, phone number THAT YOU CAN BE REACHED AT, your type of gear and why you are respondiong to this add, and how you see yourself within this band. We are a family and tend to keep it that way. YOU WILL HAVE NO PRIOR COMMITMENTS OR PROJECTS. Once the band is solid we will be on the road, europe is in the plans. YOU MUST BE GOTH. NO wanna be's , NO JOBBERS, or ass wipes who will conform to any ones will just to be in a band. Does this seem to be to much for you? Do I seem like an asshole? Guess what? I AM !!!! WELCOME TO THE REAL MUSIC BUSINESS. If you can't deal with that, you have no business calling me or having any aspirations to succeed in this evil, seedy, cut throat business. PLease email all info to the link above. EMAIL NOT CONTAINING INFORMATION ( like if you email the kind of gear you have but no phone number, or if you email me your phone number without describing yourself )I REQUESTED WILL BE DELETED. Consider this a resume. Do not email me questions, I have no time for insecure people, who need to be coddled. Yes this is a risk, as is every thing in life. Thank you for your time.

this is in or around CHICAGO
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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WELCOME WARHORSE JACKSON

is it ravensthorn?! they practice near my friends. i live in chi too. they are so awesome (in that goth rock way). hahaha. they're always smoking so much that we are getting high in the room next to them. not to mention we can hear their totally wicked lyrics like "mark of the beast" etc

THE NOISY BOARD IS GROWING, I THINK WE SHOULD INCORPORATE INTO A BUSINESS

I PWN U ALL

that second ad is outrageous. i'm thinking of responding.

hey noise dudez...

If I were a comedian, craigslist would supply all my material.

surplus of greatness on that thing. providence single section kicks in ballz.

My friend got this message:

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=12433377

Hi Krista, how are you doing? I just found your
profile and would like to get in touch with you.
You seem a lot of fun. And by the way, nice
pictures horizontal picture
My name's Azeddine, 25 from Morocco. I am a
graduate student at the Simon School of
Business and a Fulbright scholar.
I am easygoing, honest and smart and can be
funny when in good mood, which is usually the
case.
I like soccer, movies, poetry and traveling. And
also I love sex! isn't that weird?! And by the
way, I'm sure to find all your bellybuttons, just
give me the chance. I need the money badly
I hope to talk to you soon, and may be we
can...meet and become friends.
Take care.
Azeddine

Hi Caitlin, how are you doing? I just found your
profile and would like to get in touch with you.
You seem a lot of fun. And by the way nice
pictures
My name's Azeddine, 25 from Morocco. I am a
graduate student at the Simon School of
Business and a Fulbright scholar.
I am easygoing, honest and ambitious. I can
be funny when in good mood. I like soccer,
movies, poetry and traveling. I hope to talk to
you soon, and may we can...meet and become
friends.
Take care.
Azeddine

jon stop posting everything i send you

i'm not interested in that guy anyway because i've already got nariv:
hii this is nirav frm rit...
hows u
i wud liek to b yr fren
i stay on campus ..wat abt u
waitin for yr reply
bye
take care
nirav

er, nirav