I drank so much Molson Ice that I saw animals from the future that don't even exist yet.
I drew some pictures of them as proof. Then my friends started drawing animals.
Then we formed a search party to find these animals in their natural lairs.
I SWEAR A PUMA ALMOST ATE ME IN THE FACE.
Then we drank more and passed out.
― warhorse jackson (thee owlbear hunter), Monday, 27 September 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)