MY LANDLORD WON'T LET ME HAVE A KITTEN

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SAD!

― Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

IS HE HITLER OR STALIN?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

He has a mullet!

― Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

PATYRICK SWAYZE THEN

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

We got a new kitty! her name is PIPER! Wasn't in the lease, but she said it was cool for a flat rate of $150. Our landlord is cool. Today she came to visit and somebody left a roach on the table :-0 Nothing was mentioned

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

kittenz 4 fagos

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

DOOD U LIVE IN ARTFAG TOWERS. U CAN DO WHAT U WANT. HOW IS HE TO KNOW.

BESIDES IT'S AN ART PROJECT.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

There is a simple solution to this:

1) Buy a kitten.
2) SEVER YOUR LANDLORD'S HEAD FROM HIS HEATHEN BODY WITH THE HOLY SWORD OF HA'ARKESHA AND PULL THE ENTRAILS FROM HIS NECK
3) Play with kitten.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

4. Smoke a bowl

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

YAY

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

my kitten has chronic urethra blockages which is causing a mess. be happy you cannot have a cat! never get a male cat at least! penises cause nothing but trouble!

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I would think that urethra blockages would actually stop messes from occuring, unless the mess is now shooting out of the poor kitty's mouth.

Is there a mental image less cute than a kitten puking piss? Maybe if said kitten was also shitting hairballs?

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

bleeding bootyflakes?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

landlords huh

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

my landlord won't let me have a kitten either. they want to do as much as possible to keep the mouse population above 90 million in here

― nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

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