o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

o_O 2 now @ 77. Carry on with your abnormalcy here.

~business never personal~

how the f do i get to that?

just request access here chris

Request Access to 77 Borad

Cool thanks

how can anything else ever truly be o_O after http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-stare.gif

why is this on ILE? Should be on Noize

excellent point, sarahel. mods?

only if sarahel learns some manners i.e. the magic word

thanks

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11/cattwoheadsKNS_450x330.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/S41OA_SrN_I/AAAAAAAABh4/nTPdZQv8-N8/s400/two+headed+kitten+-+strange+nature.jpg

there. i feel better already.

o_O_o

ha ha!

http://www.patentlyo.com/patent/WindowsLiveWriter/c8db2391269c_12D34/ThreeEyesToad3_2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Q4fhS.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_LZWk34xI&feature=youtu.be

fuck the haters

HI DERE WAHT IS AWESOME

real talk

apparently he lost all his paws after stepping in an "ice puddle" as a pup?!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/capital-life/5176745/Women-flock-to-take-horse-semen-shots

However for restauranters, the delicacy does not come cheap, at a cost of $300 for 20 vials of semen.

$15 for a shot of a delicacy aint horrible

pretty steep for horse jizz tho

horses are volume shooters iirc

"Ladies thought it was great a couple were going to go home and get their husbands to eat grass," he said.

i like their style, but still v O_o

iirc

hahaha I thought the same

Also yeah that's really gross.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2006/07/14/2003127792.jpg

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=128148751

woah

that's really upsetting to me

sad

it's a thing

a __________ thing

“PLEASE don’t leave me,” the dying woman cried.
There was an American flag placed on this woman years later and a note from her family. Two people found the woman alone and barely alive but could do nothing to help her. They thought about that moment everyday and saved up all their money for 8 years to make a return trip and give her a proper "burial".

:(

I mean it's nice they went back but still just v v sad.

its profoundly degraded, idiotic and sad

yall cant even clean up yr own corpses maybe just stay home idk

yeah I heard about that on a podcast... it's terrible

plus all the environmental destruction they're doing to everest so that some white guy can say "I paid 40k and went to the top of everest! ! !"

I hope if that ever happens to me, they call the place "Baker's Corner" and not "North Face Jacket".

good incentive to keep moving at any rate.

do people actually say stuff like: "just hang a left at green boots and if you hit mallory you know you've gone too far." since they are landmarks and all.

couldve at least had the consideration to die in bench pose

i'm torn when it comes to mountain climbing, rock climbing, extreme skiing, skydiving, etc. i mean its sad when people die, but, um...you've kinda made your rocky bed in a way.

I'm totally gonna die in a kung fu pose

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/14/Mantis_fist_comparison.JPG/655px-Mantis_fist_comparison.JPG

i can totally understand the virtue of communing w/nature pushing yrself past preconceived boundaries honing yr skills etc, its kind of incredible on some level, but theres a line thats crossed at abt 25k feet or when you put on a wing suit or climb up some sheer rock face sans ropes or w/e where youre just not valuing yr life anymore

1/4 death rate is pretty o_O

The trash at basecamp is scandalous.

What if when they opened the hatch door, it was the twin brother who got out.

Doesn't that happen when you lie down, too? To probably a more negligible extent, but still.

scott kelly's been replaced by an alien emissary, watch his photo op with obama for signs of secret signals being passed between the two of them. "hussein" intends to sell us to the highest space bidder.

Weird enough, last night my kid pulled me aside to tell me that has been measuring his height before bed at night and when he wakes up in the morning. Pencil marks on the walls, etc. There's a small but noticeable difference!

Whatever the opposite of a scientist is is what I am, but my understanding is that the shrinkage is all about gravity compressing your vertebrae together when you stand.

yeah, the spongy bits between your vertebrae dehydrate and get compressed during the day, and at night they decompress

he's 1/1000 of a second younger too, according to neil tyson

https://vimeo.com/74033442

http://www.coolhunting.com/link/cyborg-beetles-could-one-day-replace-drones?utm_source=sendicate&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2016-04-04+CH+Daily+for+04+April+2016

Could cyborg insects be the next step in the evolution of drones? Engineers from Singapore's Nanyang Technological University and the University of California Berkeley seem to think so. They’ve developed a way to remotely control beetles by inserting electrodes on the their legs, optic lobes and flight muscles.

http://i.imgur.com/EsKy6jk.png

"latches" good god.

it's an evocative phrase no doubt

http://i.imgur.com/o90pfjT.gif

parasitic nematode

Frog post

toad and 'tode

tode of toad 'ball

the tadpole of my eye

I can't figure out if there's one or two in there

I know that some species are self-fertilising hermaphrodites so it could be bangin itself in that dudes eye

well that image just fucked me up good and plenty.

when i was a kid, i read a story in a loose reader's digest that was floating around my grammar school with a story about a larval parasite that afflicts a gerbil
and the vet takes the knife to the gerbil and dislodges a huge grub "the size of a thumbnail" that was sloshing around in it's innards
and late that night, little me visualized that grub in my own belly blocking me up and snaking up to my throat and i convinced myself that the glottal click of my uvula was the extruding head of a parasitic worm lolling out my throat and i screamed and screamed and screamed and i suppose i somehow stopped believing that was happening but i don't remember how.

so hello darkness my old friend.

The worm that didnt turn up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVOYrdXfAz4

ASMRong

http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/wannabe-rapper-shoots-himself-in-the-face-for-no-reason-warning-pretty-damn-bloody/?utm_source=mobile&utm_medium=related&utm_campaign=push

NSFW (bloody)

jesus christ that toe video is superbly hideous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH4rdg-74ik

http://www.nj.com/warren/index.ssf/2016/08/we_have_a_negro_woman_on_our_governing_body_nj_may.html#incart_2box_nj-homepage-featured
'We have a negro woman on our governing body,' N.J. mayor boasts in email
***
"She is a negro woman," said McDonald, a Democrat, adding that he meant no offense with the term. When asked why he didn't refer to her simply as a black woman, he said: "This isn't something that I gave any thought to. Negro is a word I believe is used commonly."

they cut down this huge tree in front of my kid's school. 200,000 bees and an 8 foot honeycomb inside.

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14322470_1665448773768768_1076399757175116005_n.jpg?oh=76fcd2a92f505739d7887de343aafa3f&oe=587B2A90

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14369891_1665448663768779_7513389532813787267_n.jpg?oh=ff26270a17d92e18f353064d6a4d6b87&oe=586C1977

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14333689_1665448693768776_7511375968523076630_n.jpg?oh=40b7fc5794037a1a918115616b8dce90&oe=5838B7C2

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14332977_10155116733567137_8745001229679750789_n.jpg?oh=1a29841ffdfa0cb34c20118b13969bb1&oe=5878BC8E

https://66.media.tumblr.com/08840a49fba419bf6b93430b841fa959/tumblr_n3jhejdvcV1sj03l5o1_400.gif

Did they know there were bees in there? Because if not, yeesh.

Wow @ the bees. My god.

are the bees ok?

they relocated the bees.

and no they didn't know there were so many bees inside when they cut it down!

did they know there were at least like a few bees?

do all trees just have bees in them!?

sometimes snakes. or gnomes.

this tree was humongous and ancient but also rotting inside and probably really hollow inside in places and they probably knew there were bees but had no idea that ALL the bees in town were in there...

that is a serious bee condo complex

Everyone called it Th Buzzing Tree, but no one knew why.

early settlers to the area were told by the native people that it was known as "the tree with all the bees, where the bees live" but it was disregarded

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16299021_10212249044727024_386980329271150337_n.jpg?oh=206eb1c8e7f0a078cd9bd71b6260f87b&oe=590651BD

also gonna say it since this is the contoroversial opinion thread

fat dudes have lower sexual appetite/function (cut or uncut) and act more feminine

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, June 5, 2017 12:22 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark

I love incest fantasies so that's a recommendation for me.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, January 26, 2019 3:27 PM (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

google "autism jeans"

all billie eilish would have to go is walk outside the house wearing these fucked up jeans but once and the world of pants as we know it would never be the same again

i typed go isntead of do because of my autism

Grim as it sounds, my CPR instructor pointed out that CPR is only rarely effective. Most people who require CPR die anyway. Consequently, you should never worry about hurting the person you are doing hard chest compressions on, or whether you remember how to do it exactly right. Instead, you should consider the recipient to be as good as dead anyway. At best you might extend their viability for a few minutes until you are too exhausted to continue. If no further help arrives in that time, they are goners.

― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, February 9, 2020 2:35 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

uh.
http://www.hotdoll.fr/contenu.php?id_contenu=8

can't play the video, now i'm wondering why i clicked

I guess no one reviewed this?

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