https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTMn0ZTWkAAY3xl.jpg
tbf this seems pretty foolproof against rape charges because it ensures a woman will never have sex with you
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link
unless you pay them in womancoin
― frogbs, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link
seems clear to me that the price of cryptocurrencies is being entirely driven by market manipulation at this point, will be interesting to see what happens once that shakes out via regulation or other forces, cld see the entire thing just dying tbh, the combo of not really having any use as a product and being exposed as a scam might be too much to recover from, tho i still feel like theres some niche for crime
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link
who on this board wld like to develop the perfect crimecoin with me
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
that said, the early intermediaries were so bad it'd be like someone at Bank of America being able to open a checking account, just type "one billion dollars" as the balance without transferring it from another account, and then just spending it all over the place for a while without getting caught
there's a thing called Tethercoin which is kind of exactly this
― frogbs, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
yeah I sort of wonder how much market cap you would need just to cover the criminal/dubious uses. I imagine money launderers don't hold bitcoin very long but trade in and out of it to make their steps harder to trace. $5B? $10B?
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
xps re:legal fling: that is ridiculous, though i think some sort of verifiable consent protocol will be necessary when teledildonics (lol..) starts taking off
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link
tether is super key to how the price is being manipulated
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Wednesday, January 10, 2018 1:04 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
um yeah bump this thread when that happens
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link
i mean, security researchers already showed that it's possible to scan for "smart butt plugs" and that it would be possible to remotely control them
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link
im personally sick and tired of waiting to be murdered by a hacked sex robot
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link
im personally sick and tired of waiting to be sexed by a hacked murderbot
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
The more I hear about all of this stuff the more I'm convinced the person behind at least one of these "currencies" will turn out to be an 11-year-old named JR
― very stabbable gaius (wins), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link
Isn't bitcoin an instantiation of teledildonics, in a way?
― the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:14 (six years ago) link
bitcoin has certainly fucked thousands of people right enough
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link
I don't have the energy to do it right now but I kind of want to photoshop one of those old comic frames (of the roy lichtenstein type) of a man about to kiss a woman, and they each have speech bubbles but the dialogue is just bitcoin keys
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:31 (six years ago) link
send me bitcoins and i will do it for u
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'd only considered one of these, but I'm for both now
― mh, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link
When you request sexual consent via LegalFling and the response is negative, that denial is permanently stored in the cockblockchain
― mick signals, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link
the friendchainzone
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link
incelcoin
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link
lag∞n i would make little ilxcoins with u
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link
cool do u know how to program computers lol (i do but prob not good enough to make a coin)
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link
http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/rabbit-loving-is-pretty-lul.jpg
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link
feeling very inspired rn
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:27 (six years ago) link
block my chain up
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link
I can't turn my face into a coin!
Or can I???
― the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:37 (six years ago) link
ILX should offer a crypto. Perhaps YSICoin
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link
i'll give it another shot this weekend
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 20:03 (six years ago) link
yassss
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link
Bitcoin conference stops accepting BTC due to high fees. https://t.co/cSaqYHscl0— Louis (@Luwhi) January 10, 2018
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link
I hope it never dies
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link
Ban Luhwi Jagger
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTIrWLmW4AASyu1.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link
That could be us!
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link
Time to do an *ILPO*
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:49 (six years ago) link
i'm rich https://i.imgur.com/ocqAYmh.png
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 12 January 2018 05:27 (six years ago) link
omg
i'll seriously buy some just to be part of history
― Karl Malone, Friday, 12 January 2018 05:28 (six years ago) link
wait for the ICO
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 12 January 2018 05:30 (six years ago) link
wait...does this have the support of traditional financial institutitions? because if it does, then this coin is history! or a legend! wait, what
― Karl Malone, Friday, 12 January 2018 05:31 (six years ago) link
all jokes aside though, holy shit! i didn't realize you could make a cryptocurrency/wallet that quickly??
― Karl Malone, Friday, 12 January 2018 05:32 (six years ago) link
donations accepted at ILXcoin address: 1CH7XgXsG9b2itZ8tpkdw4u8uyG4L1XMR7
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 12 January 2018 05:32 (six years ago) link
plz sir i want but to mine
― lag∞n, Friday, 12 January 2018 05:33 (six years ago) link
i just took the bitcoin source and more or less changed BTC to ILX, the hard part is creating the new blockchain which i sort of had working yesterday. but today i can't figure out why i'm 27 hours behind and the headers aren't syncing
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 12 January 2018 05:34 (six years ago) link
these are temporary issues - expect ILXcoin to triple in value or more pending their resolution
― Karl Malone, Friday, 12 January 2018 05:37 (six years ago) link
TypicalIlx sellsNo one buys it
― infinity (∞), Friday, 12 January 2018 08:11 (six years ago) link
<3
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 12 January 2018 12:12 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVTF3T0X0AAqUro.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 February 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link
kinda lol but still, amazing how that insane run up in 2014 is now effectively a blip
― frogbs, Monday, 5 February 2018 20:56 (six years ago) link