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tired: bitcoin is fake
wired: bitcoin doesnt exist

lol I hadn't heard SBF speak before

perfect voice for the role

The voice of an underprepared dungeon master.

the guy every vc thought was a genius

Why is that guy talking to literally everyone

menawhile now at last catching up on the lifestory of kim dotcom, visible there in the top righthand corner

i feel like i've known abt this guy my entire life -- without knowing the half of it, or indeed the hundredth

his wikipedia page is full of very funny sentences: "Immigration New Zealand made its decision on his application, despite his foreign convictions and despite his persona non grata status in Thailand, after officials used a special direction to waive "good character" requirements [citation needed]"

seems like its a campaign to present himself as an idiot rather than a con man to the court of public opinion, only problem is he keeps admitting to crimes which could hurt him in the court of law xp

xp very altruistic in allowing interviews

if sbf never stops confessing they can never start charging him tapsheadwisely.gif

― mark s, Thursday, 1 December 2022 11:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

^^^

feel like these dudes think that things coming out in discovery look bad but if you're just constantly talking about stuff you just happened to do you couldn't be criminal. just chumming the water with all kinds of leads

mark s is on the case

also might just be dumb and impulsive

he accidentally leans over on camera and we see half a dozen stimulant patches stuck to his back

Rolling Stone....thank you

🐦[I interviewed some people and wrote about how a generation got into (formal) politics for the first time with Jeremy Corbyn and got told to shut up and what happens with that now: https://t.co/mc2aXi1ECZ🕸 for @RollingStoneUK🕸
— Great Editor (@simonchilds13) March 28, 2022🕸]🐦

it is really hard to tell what it real and what isn't real there <3

can't be fraud if you don't even buy into the ponzi scheme you promised to buy into

🐦[Did the Bitcoin in FTX even exist?

Last night Sam Bankman-Fried admits that when people sent money to buy bitcoin, FTX didn’t actually buy bitcoin for you.

pic.twitter.com/GWssuY2kJB🕸
— Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA (@GRDecter) December 2, 2022🕸]🐦

Dear esteemed investors of the “cosa nostra”

Greetings from coinfuck,

We regret to inform you that due to market forces beyond our control, money has gone bye bye. We thank you for your interest in our project and trust that you understand that our hands are tied.

— warrior cop (@wyatt_privilege) December 4, 2022

This is past and present not future https://t.co/se7hdp51x9

— warrior cop (@wyatt_privilege) December 4, 2022

(elvis telecom posted some of these earlier but the point is worth remaking i think)

if sbf never stops confessing on a zoom feat.kim dotcom the mafia can never sleep him with the fishes

tons of russian rich guys getting killed, crypto related or otherwise, russia was a haven for scammers, maybe theyre using the war as cover to get rid of some of them

heh

"What money did you use to purchase those shares in Robinhood?"

"The first thing I'll say is dollar bills are generally fungible..."

Listen to the full @fintechfrank x @SBF_FTX episode now: https://t.co/CGPPpvBxZF pic.twitter.com/RGP6Vw9fyk

— The Scoop (@TheScoopPod) December 5, 2022

tht sbf had grown a cool soulpatch there but it's a bit of gunk on the screen of my laptop

seems normal

#Tether Launches Offshore Chinese Yuan (CNH₮) on #Tron

Read More: https://t.co/0lsOICZPP9 pic.twitter.com/ejlUKGojzi

— Tether (@Tether_to) December 6, 2022

NEW: The Justice Department is investigating Sam Bankman-Fried for market manipulation -- focused on whether trading by Sam Bankman-Fried's crypto hedge fund helped trigger the Luna collapse in May. w/ @FlitterOnFraud @MattGoldstein26 https://t.co/fbQONY4gmF

— David Yaffe-Bellany (@yaffebellany) December 8, 2022

and that's May, once the Justice Department catches up to November they'll be really excited

these crypto companies are crazy for driving each other out of business theyre all cards in the house (of cards)

lol

Oh look FTX hosted all the NFTs minted on their platform using a web2 API and now all those NFTs have broken metadata and the links go to a restructuring website. pic.twitter.com/hsQgVru4BL

— jac0xb.sol (@jacobdotsol) December 7, 2022

Quite possibly, my favorite NFT The SBF "Test" NFT that sold for 270k...

It currently links to Kroll's FTX bankruptcy page.https://t.co/uFBQ52ubBF

— StateCommon (@StateCommon) December 8, 2022

man you just can't make this shit up

But you could warn people that exactly this was going to happen and have them insist you just didn’t understand

lol

Today, Starbucks launched its web3 loyalty program, which could radically change the perception of NFTs.

Here’s what it means for coffee lovers and the future of brand marketing: pic.twitter.com/JFAd4CbueA

— Matt Smolin (@Estimatted) December 8, 2022

I got an invite! Haven’t really explored though. I have low expectations.

acquire the coffee nfts and grow rich

the level of corruption in crypto is frankly very high

CEO of crypto media outlet The Block resigns after it's revealed he took tens of millions in loans from Sam Bankman-Fried

December 9, 2022https://t.co/n9cgpsi4I9 pic.twitter.com/apHWMHQYJm

— web3 is going just great (@web3isgreat) December 10, 2022

ethics in crypto journalism!

ohhhhh myyyyyy goooooood pic.twitter.com/Z7ia9ClRG3

— mr. pussy (@nuns_on_film) December 7, 2022

social media has just not been good for criminals

i use an alt for crimes

common sense really

thats the way to do it name it like clay_crimes

bro dont give out my alt

my bad

all the big crypto guys have a group chat

It's frustrating that "cartel" is solely associated with powerful drug gangs because it's a very useful term https://t.co/vVpuYDf1iZ

— Malcolm Harris (@BigMeanInternet) December 10, 2022

“My honest advice: stop doing everything. Put on a suit, and go back to DC, and start to answer questions,” Mr. Zhao told Mr. Bankman-Fried.

“Thanks for the advice!” Mr. Bankman-Fried replied, asking Mr. Zhao to clarify: “Did you attempt to accuse me of trying to depeg a stablecoin by doing a $250,000 trade?”

Mr. Ardoino eventually jumped in: “Just to be clear, we’ll redeem whatever amount of money comes to us. We’re solid.”

Argo is preparing for a bankruptcy on Monday, per a screenshot of a document sent my way (likely accidentally posted). https://t.co/aXmFuMNSXF pic.twitter.com/kQtLwZOKct

— Will Foxley 🧭 (@wsfoxley) December 9, 2022

Jimmy Fallon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Bieber, and other celebrities are being sued for endorsing NFTs and misleading their followers with undisclosed payments from Bored Ape: https://t.co/IQPDCsyx0k pic.twitter.com/w6Dwqz2Npw

— Ryan Brown 🎮 (@Toadsanime) December 10, 2022

lol

GET THEM

it was so obvious

Surely Fallon has also fallen afoul of any NBC network standards and practices regs.

yeah couldnt believe that shit was on the air, quite audacious, he couldve just put it on the socials like a normal celeb

the one with him and paris hilton was the single most psychotic thing i've ever seen coming from the famously psychotic genre of late night talk show

crazy these people have more money than they could ever spend and theyre out there doing fraud with weird internet guys, tho tbf they were prob recruited by intermediaries as max detailed https://maxread.substack.com/p/mapping-the-celebrity-nft-complex

i just watched it like 10x in a row lol xp paris claims to have given fallon the idea and gotten the idea from him all within five seconds

Deeply strange pic.twitter.com/ycilbi1iNL

— James Kelleher (@etienneshrdlu) January 25, 2022

i got an ape
i got an ape too
you did?
this is my ape
this is your ape! this is my ape
i love it
yeah

i like the ape even though im instinctively revoted by the stench of loser desperation coming off of it

yeah me too its fun