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geminis: sadists, like mirrors

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

sagittarius: shallow size queens

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

libras: likes body painting, threesomes

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

yes!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

scorpio: "prone to kinkiness"

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I think my ladyfriend is borrowing this book from her lesbian hairdresser friend.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a Sagittarius and I would like to know whether "size queen" is a good or bad thing

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

more gigolos are born under Libra than any other sign! they also love luxury!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

look up so you can watch me spank you!

:-\

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Sagittarius: likes presents

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"gemini is an intellectual"

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

exactly. :-\

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"The libra male responds easily to praise and flattery"

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

so true.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax!, you can spank me if you buy me lots of expensive gifts.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil, you are going to play some awesome music tonight.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

define "expensive".

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

diamonds

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

fur coats

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

stuff like that

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm, what are your thoughts on mirrors?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

" a smooth talker can easily win [me] over"

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

cancer: gets wet whilst guzzling oysters & milkshakes

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Cancer: "prefers to begin intercourse somewhere other than the bed"

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

sagitarius: oversexed

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Cancers: frotteurs

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

geminis: poor spellers

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

is 'noise dude' a zodiac sign? if not it should be

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

:-\

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the mysterious 13th sign

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Cancer: "prefers to begin intercourse somewhere other than the bed"

I'm a cancer and tried to start the fucking in the girl's kitchen once. So I guess that's true.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Martine's Sexual Astrology doesn't lie!!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

capricorn: "roman showers"

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

what the fuck is a "frotteur"?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

taurus: "buttless chaps"

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.restaurant-magazin.de/magazin/erotik/szene/ORION/bilder/orion6.JPG

aaron: a frotteur is someone who likes to RUB RUB RUB against someone else

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

er, again

http://www.restaurant-magazin.de/magazin/erotik/szene/ORION/bilder/orion6.JPG

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

capricorns: sadists

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.harveysidfisher.com/lyrics.html

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.csicop.org/webmaster/hsf/hsf.rm [real media]

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

perhaps DJ JOREL HUNTZ would play a track off that record and collectively blow the minds of those disco-punk williamsburg losers instead of some "adventurous" 80s track...

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax i kiss you

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

JBR and I found some astrology records at Footlight Records.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

what's the scoop on aries?

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

if hstencil doesn't play you this song i will personally turn him into a pumpkin pie:

ARIES
ASTROLOGY SONG
by Harvey Sid Fisher
harveysidfisher.com
BORN TO BE BOLD I'M THE SIGN OF THE BRAVE
ONE HERO ALONE WITH A WHOLE WORLD TO SAVE
I AM THE STORY OF HONOR AND GLORY
I'LL STAND UP AND FIGHT WHEN I KNOW I AM RIGHT
I WILL NOT BE AFRAID
I WILL LEAD THE PARADE

I AM I AM I AM THE RAM I AM I AM THE RAM

BUSY AS A BEE ON THE MOVE ALL THE TIME
CAN'T SIT BY THE FIRE I NEED MOUNTAINS TO CLIMB
I SET THE PACE AND I MUST WIN THE RACE
OUT IN FRONT OF THE REST CAUSE I AM THE BEST
SHOULD I LOSE THERE'S NO SHAME
I'LL FIND SOMEONE TO BLAME

I AM I AM I AM THE RAM
I AM I AM I AM THE RAM
ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ME PLEASE
I AM ARIES
I KNOW HOW TO SHOW MY EGO
I AM I AM THE RAM.

QUICK TO BE ANGRY AND QUICK TO FORGIVE
A WHOLE LOT OF SPARKS BUT THE FIRE'S SHORTLIVED
PASSION EXTREME I CAN LIGHT UP A DREAM
I WILL GIVE MY BEST TRY I NEVER SAY DIE
FOR ME LIFE IS FUN
CAUSE I AM NUMBER ONE.

I AM I AM I AM THE RAM.....

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"her appetites are voracious, even animalistic, and she needs a partner who can deal stroke for stroke"

"she may go to a further extreme by tying up her partner's testicles with a loop of rough cord and yanking it at her leisure"

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"one of the most interesting sex partners in the zodiac"

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

:-O

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"aries women can have fiery tempers and are guilty of hasty judgments. they can make a husband or lover quite unhappy'

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

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awfully fun, you mean

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

let me say how funny it is that this is the most successful Noise Board thread and it's a total standard everyday ILE topic.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 1 July 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

the most successful Noise Board thread

yes!!! I win!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

but what about tauruses, rosemary???

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 1 July 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

taurus women: demanding lovers

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

also: like body odor

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I like BO!

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 1 July 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"Cancer is hard to get rid off. They stick like chewing gum to the bottom of your shoe"

Indeed. More Cancer shit plz!

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 1 July 2004 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

most posts != "most successful"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 1 July 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah yeah, whatever

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

ATTN: GYGAX

Britney Spears - Dec. 2

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 July 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

body odor??!

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 1 July 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

pheremones, yo.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 1 July 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

At least I assume they mean pheromones and not smelly rotten asscrack BO

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 1 July 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

This book seems to imply nasty body smells.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

noise dudes i applaud you. i'm a sagitarius too curtis!@!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 1 July 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

whoo! when is your birthday, ian?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

december 20

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, the beginning of the month is much cooler

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

we can throw a big sagittarius party in december

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, the beginning of the month is much cooler
phooey on that. mine's June 26.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I CHANGE WITHOUT A WARNING I CAN SWITCH FROM HOT TO COOL
I'M FASTER THAN THE RECKLESS AND I RUN ON ROCKET FUEL
NO TIME TO WASTE THERE'S MUCH TOO MUCH TO SEE TO DO TO KNOW
NO MASTER PLAN I JUMP RIGHT IN I START IT UP AND GO
CAN'T TAKE THE DULL THE OLD ROUTINE I DON'T LIKE BEING BORED
I USE ONE FOOT FOR DANCING AND ONE FOOT OUT THE DOOR.
I TRAVEL LIGHT UPON THE WIND LIVE MANY LIVES IN ONE
A JACK OF ALL THE TRADES THAT BE A MASTERY OF NONE

THAT'S THE WAY OF A GEMINI...

THE WIND WILL NEVER KNOW EXACTLY WHICH WAY IT WILL BLOW
AND SO THE SAME WITH TWINS I NEVER KNOW WHICH WAY I'LL GO
I'M ALWAYS DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND I DON'T KNOW WHO IS WHO
I WISH THE REAL ME WOULD STAND UP AND SAY HOW DO YOU DO
ONE TWIN WANTS TO PLAN THE WAR AND LET THE OTHER MARCH
ONE TWIN DOES THE MAKING LOVE THE OTHER LIKES TO WATCH
THERE IS NOBODY QUITE LIKE ME IN ANY OTHER SIGN
CAUSE BEING BORN THE TWINS IT MAKES ME TWO OF A KIND

THAT'S THE WAY OF A GEMINI...

I LOVE COMMUNICATION I CAN TALK TO YOU ALL DAY
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING I THINK THEN FINISH WHAT YOU SAY
CAN'T PLAY THE GAME OF LOVE FOR REAL I TEND TO FALL BEHIND
MY FEELINGS DON'T GO ALL THE WAY I STOP THEM WITH MY MIND
I WAS BORN WRAPPED UP IN RIDDLES TANGLED TALES AND SECRET SCHEMES
WITH LOTS OF TWISTS AND TURNS DOWN ROADS OF FANTASIES AND DREAMS
I'LL SEARCH THE WORLD FOR LOVE OF LIFE WITH A PASSION DRIVEN WILD
THEN CIRCLE BACK TO THINGS I KNEW WHEN I WAS JUST A CHILD

THAT'S THE WAY OF A GEMINI...

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

basically gygax! is enigmatic, sans genre.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

We needed HSF to tell us this?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

he got mad when I called him enigmatic, once.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

uh oh!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

My AP English teacher described me as "enigmatic". He also said I should have a dughter and name her Maud.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

you can't really experience Harvey Sid Fisher until you hear him. so I bring you:

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

ACK!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

if you don't like the image background, I'll get rid of it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT MAN IS SEX.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

oh NOW it works

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't it awesome?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

this song is going to drive me bonkers

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

just think of gygax! when you hear it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm impressed

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

and engorged

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

not really

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

More about Taurus plz.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 1 July 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 1 July 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

this was an ex-girlfriend's favorite song on the album:

TALKIN 'BOUT THE TAURUS, TALKIN 'BOUT THE BULLY BULL BULL
DON'T YOU GO GET TOUGH WITH ME
CAUSE I'M AS STUBBORN AS CAN BE
KIND AND QUIET BUT I CAN EXPLODE
BETTER WATCH OUT I DON'T OVERLOAD
SNIFF SNORT STOMP AND SHAKE THE GROUND
BORN WITH HORNS I'LL COME RIGHT AT YA
I WON'T BE PLAYIN AROUND

TALKIN 'BOUT THE TAURUS TALKIN 'BOUT THE BULLY BULL BULL
I WANT LOVE NOT STORMY SCENES
NO TEARS AND THREATS AND THROWIN' THINGS
I DON'T LIKE TO BE PUT UPON
CAUSE ONCE I'M OUT THE DOOR I'M GONE
YOU BE GOOD I'LL LOVE YOU TO THE END
AND YOU WILL HAVE A LOVER
YOU CAN COUNT ON AS A FRIEND

TALKIN 'BOUT THE TAURUS TALKIN 'BOUT THE BULLY BULL BULL
I LIKE BEING RICH AND I LIKE BEING WELL FED
I'M GOOD IN THE KITCHEN AND I'M GOOD IN BED
YOU GET ME TURNED ON I'LL GO ALL THE WAY
SO DON'T TUNE MY STRINGS
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PLAY

TALKIN 'BOUT THE TAURUS TALKIN 'BOUT THE BULLY BULL BULL
I STAND ON MY OWN TWO FEET
AND WHAT I START I WILL COMPLETE
SOMETIMES TAKES ME LONG TO LEARN
TO PLAY WITH FIRE AND NOT GET BURNED
I'M NOT AVANT GUARD I'M STATUS QUO
I DON'T ROCK THE BOAT
BECAUSE I MOVE AND THINK REAL SLOW

TALKIN 'BOUT THE TAURUS, TALKIN 'BOUT THE BULLY BULL BULL..

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

dude why do i recognize that "talkin' bout the taurus, talkin' bout the bully bull bull" song?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 1 July 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

scroll up and go to the harvey sid fisher website, then ask DJ hstencil to play his LP next time he DJs. if you dare, ask him how he came across such an exotic item.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 1 July 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

through the kindness of enigmatic internet strangers.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i tried to book that guy at the Pilot Light and he had like a 1000 dollar guarantee or some shit

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 July 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

as well he should!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 July 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

What about Leos? Can you tell me before the board shuts down or will I BURN with curiosity for 2 weeks>?

― Laura E (laurae55), Friday, 2 July 2004 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Laura (and Rosemary) I started a sexual astrology thread on Mandee's Board in the "all dude summer pickle whatever" section. We can continue this there. I wanna hear more about Cancers (mememe!).

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 2 July 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

lol @ this song

― velko, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

ha! i almost revived this teh other day.

― locally groan (carne asada), Monday, 2 February 2009 04:10 (seventeen years ago)

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