getting it with james franco

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post here when someone gets it. simple concept. we don't need any comedians on here, no would-be waterfaces. i'm gonna start this one off:

Thurston Moore is not your father, you guys.

― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, March 7, 2014 5:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post is a great example of someone (Trayce) getting it. the post undoubtedly sent certain posters "reeling" as they were "called out" on investing too much emotionally in the reputation of a celebrity. is "betrayal" an emotion we are entitled to feel toward a stranger, trayce seems to ask. let's step back for a second, she seems to say. let's cool it.

james franco, Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:48 (ten years ago) link

idgi

death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:50 (ten years ago) link

Shut the fuck up retard

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:52 (ten years ago) link

whoah

james franco, Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:52 (ten years ago) link

for a second my brain interpreted this thread title as referring to a remake of 'getting it right' starring james franco in place of the guy from eldorado

soref, Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:21 (ten years ago) link

i used to have a pdf of it but i cant find it, but anyone who's on the fence about this should read Christmas In Purgatory and then reflect on how dehumanizing language (which "retarded" explicitly is) is intertwined with the way people justified torturing DD people, and then think some more about not being a fucking shithead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Saturday, September 3, 2011 10:00 AM (2 years ago)

Mordy , Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:33 (ten years ago) link

why is "with james franco" part of this thread's title?

Aimless, Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:42 (ten years ago) link

I don't understand why so many people disparage Limp Bizkit. it's good, honest, in-your face rock music, and the world can never have too much of that. while it was seriously unchill of Princess TamTam to use that youtube link for mockery/rickrolling purposes, I'm glad I got the opportunity to listen to "Gold Cobra" just now.

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:46 (ten years ago) link

ironically litsening to gold cobra eventually turned into unironically listening to it all the time

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:47 (ten years ago) link

more like get lost

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:48 (ten years ago) link

Stopped at the bar, saw Chillwave on the list, lolled and then had to order it. Not bad!

― dan m, Friday, March 7, 2014 3:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

james franco, Saturday, 8 March 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link

this thread's kinda like being forced to go to a P3rp3tua lecture on Coldplay

Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 March 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link

not cool, joke-man. very disrespectful.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 7 March 2014 20:59 (Yesterday) Permalink

james franco, Saturday, 8 March 2014 19:08 (ten years ago) link

nobody here gets it at all.

― james franco, Sunday, March 9, 2014 3:50 PM (35 minutes ago)

^ worst sock ever imho

Mordy , Sunday, 9 March 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link

he really is

waterbabies (waterface), Sunday, 9 March 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link

i shouls start a thread called cluesless w ith wateerfav=ce

waterbabies (waterface), Sunday, 9 March 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link

It's a slam dunk

POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 9 March 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link

xp You should fuck off for good and then whenever James Franco posted we could say "come back waterface all is forgiven" but we wouldn't mean it

Andreass Twerckmeister (wins), Sunday, 9 March 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

if we really could accurately rank socks from best to worst then we all could live in a fool's paradise.

Aimless, Sunday, 9 March 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

best: banaka
worst: james franco

Mordy , Sunday, 9 March 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link

best: a puppy

I can't turn my heart into a nabkin dispender. (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 March 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link

i sense a lot of bitterness in this thread, a lot of negativity. this isn't what i had in mind when i started this thread but it's good that people are getting stuff off their chest. very cool.

james franco, Sunday, 9 March 2014 21:57 (ten years ago) link

i think the problem is that you've taken a couple idioms ('be cool,' 'getting it') that aren't particularly associated w/ james franco, you otherwise don't nail his character in any kind of way (either ironically or by actually sounding like him), and you then use the sock account to write the same ilx social nonsense that you probably write under your real dn. like what's the point bro?

Mordy , Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link

if the entire shtick is "lol what if james franco talked just like a mediocre ilx poster" then idk. you're nailing it but i'm not sure it was worth it.

Mordy , Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link

james franco is a markers sock, you heard it here first

waterbabies (waterface), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:07 (ten years ago) link

very harsh on james franco, very uncool

imo james franco the ilx poster could very well have different mannerisms than james franco the public persona, indeed strange if not.

let's just all be cool

peak environmental scaremongering (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link

The worst sock was brody, that was lame pos work

peak environmental scaremongering (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link

haha yeah tho james is really trying to take the crown

call all destroyer, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link

Ha! Misread this post as I've been ILXing with my phone, thought it read getting it on with James Franco.

*tera, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link

I think james anide franco has layers yet unpeeled

peak environmental scaremongering (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link

people here have such an aversion to cooling it, it's incredible. my message is more vital than i thought.

james franco, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:15 (ten years ago) link

for some reason i've got "ILXing with my phone" stuck in my head to the tune of Crystal Gayle's "Talking in Your Sleep"

Nooye's Vagge (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

http://youtu.be/SQkntcq0jBI

*tera, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

i think i prefer our james franco to everyone else's james franco, kiu

ogmor, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link

ILX on an iphone has forced me to admit to myself, I do need reading glasses.

JacobSanders, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:27 (ten years ago) link

Franco is zachylon

Or z s, one of the z posters anyway

Andreass Twerckmeister (wins), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link

yeah, zachylon seems like a good guess

Mordy , Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link

who is zachylon though? who are you? who is anyone beyond what they put out there into the world? identity is performance, and i am definitely "james franco" on here regardless of who i am elsewhere. i know this to be true because i learned it at yale. namaste.

james franco, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:36 (ten years ago) link

zachylon I didn't not enjoy your sock while it lasted

Andreass Twerckmeister (wins), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link

I figured dayo tbrr

peak environmental scaremongering (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:55 (ten years ago) link

it's obviously mordy.

Treeship, Sunday, 9 March 2014 23:01 (ten years ago) link

Treezy as someone on whom the jury is still out this may not be the best thread for your up-piping tbrrwu

peak environmental scaremongering (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 March 2014 23:21 (ten years ago) link

gd it i search my name like every day and this is what finally comes up

lol.

how's life, Sunday, 9 March 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link

tbh i'm still going with my original guess of mordy

i've got $5 on treeshy.

how's life, Sunday, 9 March 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link

not ruling out contendo

someone set up a subreddit

Treeships ok as socks go but he dont have the crispness of a wf snapback

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Monday, 10 March 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link

Treeship doesn't even know what it is, much less get it. Waterface is a subversive and that's that shit I don't like.

james franco, Monday, 10 March 2014 23:04 (ten years ago) link

Do we really have pro-waterfaces on here now

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:07 (ten years ago) link

he's like a sharper, younger version of you

have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link

Who are you lol

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link

Nonsense canks is the fukken chairman of the board

Besides lamp is the sharper, younger version iirc

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link

since first appearing on ilx waterface has cannily adjusted his tone so as to chime better with the noize crew and similarly acceptable ilx reprobates, who hang out together on the corner and smoke between classes, thereby acquiring a small following, among which I am not counted. but he's sort of ok-ish now.

Aimless, Monday, 10 March 2014 23:26 (ten years ago) link

idk, he seems a little more subtle than having a d/n of AIDS, wtf is that about

have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link

Aimless you need to cool it with the patronizing tone. Everyone else, as you were.

james franco, Monday, 10 March 2014 23:40 (ten years ago) link

that's his thing, james franco

keep it positive, good buddy

have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:41 (ten years ago) link

as i lay doting

POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:42 (ten years ago) link

I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

Aimless, Monday, 10 March 2014 23:43 (ten years ago) link

waterface sucks but occasionally has a good line

james franco sucks and is so boring that one thinks almost fondly of the worst trolls of yore

mookieproof, Monday, 10 March 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link

how am i a troll? trolls try to stir shit up. what i want to do is settle shit down. what i want is for people to cool it.

"boredom is the calm before the storm that is enlightenment." -- sean penn. namaste.

james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:01 (ten years ago) link

^said before he abuses women

POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link

let's leave women out of this.

james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:09 (ten years ago) link

gtfo james franco. I demand you post in-character as "Alien" for a week.

have a nice blood (mh), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:24 (ten years ago) link

He's more of a Bishop type, all tubes and milky innards and shit.

effervescent (soda), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:31 (ten years ago) link

i didn't say james franco was a troll; i said james franco is so tedious that trolling would be a welcome respite

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link

a welcome respite

Seek and ye shall find.

Aimless, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:46 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JqwMDqc.jpg

, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:49 (ten years ago) link

I would just like to go on record that I did not in any way endorse being held up as an example in this thread, wth.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:01 (ten years ago) link

you've misunderstood, trayce. getting it's a good thing!

james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:02 (ten years ago) link

When I was in 7th grade, my clueless teacher bawled out the whole class for rampant misbehavior and midway through his tirade said, "why can't you all be more like Aimless?" I died that day.

Aimless, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:05 (ten years ago) link

OH no, thats fine! I just dont want anyone to think I started this myself, or I'm in on it.

(lol, though apparently no one every did think that, so its nice to know I could be a sock and no one would even guess... )

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:06 (ten years ago) link

feel a bit wounded by that comment, trayce. there's worse people to be in this world than james franco.

james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link

Well anyway, thank you for thinking I get it, james franco.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:20 (ten years ago) link

keep it up trayce. maybe you'll be featured in this thread again someday, once everyone cools it with the nonsense and return to the original concept.

james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:29 (ten years ago) link

uh-uh, nice try. not in my thread! my mod privs haven't kicked in yet so can we get jjusten in here? chop chop.

james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:45 (ten years ago) link

...

james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:56 (ten years ago) link

i've got three words for whomever is holding up this urgent moderator action

james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:56 (ten years ago) link

Now I'm starting to think I know who this is.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:59 (ten years ago) link

papa smurf?

Aimless, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:02 (ten years ago) link

i'm sorta well-known, trayce, shouldn't be a mystery. maybe not in australia.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/

if you find yourself alone on a friday night and are looking for a good time, check out my 2011 film, The Broken Tower. ;-)

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link

oy

Mordy , Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link

;-)

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:04 (ten years ago) link

oh well. sorry guys, i guess.

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:07 (ten years ago) link

shocker

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link

i knew i'd regret not hazarding that call

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link

k guys let's cool it. g'night.

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:11 (ten years ago) link

should have known i'd be too absent minded to remember which browser window was which account.

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:12 (ten years ago) link

the big reveal

*farts*

POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:18 (ten years ago) link

i'm not calling it yet

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link

Oh no my water face sock

POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/huEvBhU.jpg

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:23 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/w3Jtbbh.jpg

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:23 (ten years ago) link

actually i was just kidding. i'm not really james franco.

Treeship, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:35 (ten years ago) link

james franco is not noise

eric banana (s.clover), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 04:05 (ten years ago) link

james franco is not james franco

Aimless, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 04:41 (ten years ago) link


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