sounds like you're constipated
― remy bean, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link
no xpost
― jergïns, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link
It was more about the sex avoidance.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i play mobile phone cricket. it helps with the relaxation
― electricsound, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:13 (sixteen years ago) link
I got piles reading The Tommyknockers.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/AngryDwarf170/Ilikewherethisthreadisgoing.jpg
― remy bean, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.makeyougohmm.com/images/2006/toilet-inside.jpg
― Eric H., Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:16 (sixteen years ago) link
as a copywriter i'm glad people are enjoying our handiwork on the toilet
― burt_stanton, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link
menken is second only to HST for bathroom reading
-- remy bean, Monday, February 25, 2008 11:07 PM (Monday, February 25, 2008 11:07 PM) Bookmark Link
Another ILXor convinced me that the best bathroom author was Louis L'Amour.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Treasure Mountain (1973) Over on the Dry Side (1975) Rivers West (1975) Fair Blows the Wind (1978)
― remy bean, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Under the Sweetwater Rim (1971) Ride the Dark Trail (1972) Last Stand at Papago Wells (1957)
― remy bean, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link
the yellow river by i p freely
― jergïns, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:31 (sixteen years ago) link
the best bathroom reading for me is super-fluffy magazines like Entertainment Weekly or Seventeen (when my sis used to read it) or video game rags.
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link
i like your gimlet eye and strict ways, omar little.
-- estela
<3 <---- x10
― omar little, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 06:55 (sixteen years ago) link
With these gimlet eyes One look at you and I can't disguise I've got gimlet eyes I feel the magic between you and i
― gershy, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 07:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Does anyone else find pubes in their phone? As of today this has happened to me twice.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 07:20 (sixteen years ago) link
never buy a used phone
― jergïns, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 08:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Last year I bought a used copy of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and when I opened the case there were pubes and an orange substance smeared all over the instruction manual.
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 09:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Bonny & clyde = killer music to cum to, as was most of what he did with BB.
-- Geoff, Monday, 14 May 2001 00:00 (6 years ago) Link
this has been doing my head in all morning.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i like to practice spanish pronunciation by reading aloud from shampoo bottle labels when i am in the shower.
yes, this is definitely how i try to keep up with the français!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link
lol at remy and even jergins.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 15:14 (sixteen years ago) link
-- estela, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 12:10 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link
<3 <3
can we not turn this thread into mcsweeney's
-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 12:11 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link
<3 <3 <3
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link
haha, EVEN jergins
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link
hurting, that was mostly to abbott (and, to a lesser extent, remy), but estela's put it over the top
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link
My neighbors are *very* light sleepers and they're sort of cranky and old (they love to file noise complaints for the tiniest rumble) so on nights when I cannot find my earbuds, I'm kind of at a loss (I sleep on my side so big headphones are impossible.) I have discovered a non-music alternative lately, though: I cart my TV and VCR into my bedroom, pop in a hardcore porno tape -- I'm talking "gonzo" material here, like rough anal or cumswapping or loud gagging coughing slobbering deepthroat stuff, lots of yelling -- and turn it up pretty loud. For some reason they never complain about that (I think they're too embarrassed to talk about sex, or, they feel they only have the right to complain about *music* noise -- that's why I only play the real amateur shit: no music, sounds like real fucking.) So I watch the porn and bust a nut and fall asleep immediately and the yelps and wet slappy noises keep going in the background for 2 hours and noone fucks with me. In the morning the tape has been automatically rewound and I hit play again, masturbate once more, and go to work. It's a wonderful life.
-- Ramosi, Friday, January 18, 2002 3:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
this is so true, i had one of those HST letters volumes in my bathroom for over a year, A+.
― Jordan, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Fab laundry detergent has had a list of do's (sic) and dont's (sic) on the box for several years. I want to complain but I don't want them to know what I'm doing every time I see it.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
too much intimation
― estela, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link
can made-up sockpuppet stories count as TMI?
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
that Ramosi story is just enough information IMHO
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 21:56 (sixteen years ago) link
who was responsible for "ramosi"
― omar little, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link
-- burt_stanton, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 12:25 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Link
Enjoy your own handiwork on the toilet, bub.
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link
"who was responsible for "ramosi""
darrenscoq, stlu
― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 09:24 (sixteen years ago) link
me: i thought she was vegan sister: mostly but not officially she loves cheese and used to eat a lot of yogurt, but stopped for a while, b/c she thought it was giving zoe diaper rash
― tehresa, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
alex: you have some kind of awesome asymmetry goin on there
-- roxymuzak, Sunday, March 23, 2008 8:19 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
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My physiognomy is all asymmetry, I'm afraid.
-- Alex in NYC, Sunday, March 23, 2008 10:23 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 23 March 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Yesterday my big meal was boiled eggs doused in way too much Tapatio. -Abbott
― chaki, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
not really tmi unless u think its some kinda grocery groin style euphemism
― and what, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, I so love this and Alex's review is so uh-huh, thank you.
I was in junior high when this came out and lived when I could with my Indian/Mexican GF whose father raped her any time I wasn't there and one night she shaved her eyebrows and I came by toasted on ludes and she was laying there, nude and all Inca looking, covered in red glitter fingering the DD cover and cooing "Day-vud!" while "We are the Dead" played and it became our song.
-- Ian G, Friday, 18 June 2004 05:02 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link
yes, that is too much information
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 May 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
O_O
― deej, Monday, 26 May 2008 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
"grocery groin". that's where we're all at, more or less.
― dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
oh wait. i thought "tmi" stood for "TERRIFIC MAGICAL INFORMATION!"
my bad
― dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
corny, dude.
― chaki, Monday, 26 May 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
nah, that's funny as hell. live it, be it.
― dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
get that corn outta my face
― chaki, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
I think the Incas called it "maize".
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.greenproducts.net/AMAIZEING-LOGO-Web.gif
― gr8080, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link
chaki and gr8080, you guys live near a beach, and you guys are not there right now, and i hate you for that reason. sort of.
― dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link
dude im still drunk from this morning and its hella cold here
― chaki, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
(to bring it back to TMI)
oh, ok. but it was like 100 degrees there last week, right?
― dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah
― chaki, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link
i will be in oakland in a couple of weeks to visit a friend. is yr band playing at all the wknd of the 7th/8th?
― dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
hi dell i'm at work today, but i can take a walk outside and take a look at the beach if you want me to.
― gr8080, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, by all means do it.
― dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm landlocked. landlocked, i tell ya.
youre also banned from 1p3 for a few days :)
― gr8080, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
thanks! :D
― dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
its cool we can continue chatting on ask chaki jk i banned you there too
― chaki, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
;-)
― gr8080, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
jk dell <3
― chaki, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
aw shucks
― dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
go out to the beach grady i would like to hear your observations
― jergins, Monday, 26 May 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
ok
― gr8080, Monday, 26 May 2008 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link
its pretty nice out today, tbh
― gr8080, Monday, 26 May 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
lots of families, since its a holiday and all
― gr8080, Monday, 26 May 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link
remember:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/cfgjhfgwbhjkchnjkl.jpg
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/fbrhjvhbnjsdkljmkl.jpg
enjoying it 4u, dell:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/nbhujhjkvjeklkjlk.jpg
― gr8080, Monday, 26 May 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link
wow!
that's so beautiful!!
man...
― dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link
thanks, but how does the beach look?
― gr8080, Monday, 26 May 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link
oh, i was too distracted. sorry. i need to compose myself.
― dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
thread of missing Sharp Coral Bottom.
― dell, Monday, 26 May 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link
haha
― deej, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 05:00 (sixteen years ago) link
that earned a chuckle
When I was 14 I walked in my parents' room and my mother had just gotten out of the shower. Her bush is a very different color than mine. MAYBE I WAS ADOPTED.
-- Abbott, Tuesday, May 27, 2008 11:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
that entire thread is TMI
― sleep, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link