name the symptoms you have been having

oh yeah. i had wacked it on the low ceiling and gave myself cradle cap.

obv

right knee hurts and takes a bit to straighten when I stand up from a sitting or bending position. I have to hop around until it's all stretched out.

gooey eye

grogginess
sharp twinges of panic when the phone rings
anxiety over potential lack of running water

craving chocolate
writing bad poetry
blah

head & chest cold
drinking too much coffee
spending too much money on food/beer/records

- sunburn
- some sort of sand rash i have never had in my life that will hopefully go away soon
- extreme exhaustion
- my eyes hurt like they are badly bruised when i press on them
- bruised upper arms (from surfing)

- insanely bad chest and back pain that no-one seems to be able to diagnose
- earache
- stupid fucking panickiness for zero reason

- my eyes hurt like they are badly bruised when i press on them

this is from the sun!!

Inability to stop posting links
low boredom tolerance
crazy leg
the list goes on...
need an enema maybe.

nose and throat closed, left eye throbbing

vague feeling of sadness

- restless

- nausea from reading 3n3makit.com

-lice

- just discovered a splinter in my cuticle

(roxy - are there tweezers at our house?)

fatigue
weight gain

We're just suggesting "pregnant" for everything at this point, right?

pregnant or herpes - it's always one of the two

- overwhelming desire to wear housedresses
- sweaty

My diagnosis: It's summer.

splinter in my cuticle

Misread that as 'sphincter'.

'sphincter in my cubicle', even...

heather, i dont own tweezers, but there is a splinter remover in my hiking supplies first aid kit fyi and ffr

oh. i got that splinter out.

now i think i have one that i can't see deep inside the bendy area of my ring finger from that surf board accident last week. my finger is not healing and it is VERY sensitive at the joint like something is IN there....

- crawling, twitching sensation under my lower left eyelid. it's been a couple of days. maybe i have eye worms

-coughing
-sometimes phlegm comes up
-my breath feels hot and sort of has a sick-breath taste
-i can't get no sleep

upper respitory infection stevie.

when i stick my finger in my left ear i get a clicking noise and it's half really entertaining and half worrying

okay, more like 70:30 on the entertaining side

all of u hie thee to the doctor

-scraped knee
-bruised arms
-missing id
-ugh

name the symptoms you have been having

serious pain behind my right eye - fuck!

• chest pain
• weight loss
• fits of euphoria

r u in luv, l-u-v?

omg thats it

aw, best wishes g

my left eye has been twitching since halloween!!

I had some eye-twitch earlier this week for a few days. So annoying.

ive had bouts of crazy eye-twitching

its usually caffeine/stress/lack-of-sleep related

That's eyelid myokymia

totally lack of sleep and dehyd in my case, i think

Good grief, I checked all the boxes.

i got my finger caught in a rope that was attached to a dog going a million miles an hour. there is a bruise on the underside of the last joint (top joint?) and it's bumpy on the top side, and it's reasonably swollen. it's super sensitive and i can't really bend it bc it's super stiff and painful. this is just a tough-it-out situation, right? i need to use both hands for my job, and they take kind of a bashing day to day, so i'm kind of nervous how much pain this is gonna cause me.

Go see a doctor, you need X-rays. Might be an extensor tendon avulsion and/or fracture of the distal phalanx:

http://www.fpnotebook.com/ortho/Hand/ExtnsrTndnInjryAtThDpJnt.htm

if it's a lot better today, is probably ok? i can move it pretty fine, very little remaining stiffness, although the bruising worsened yesterday and it's still quite sensitive (caught it a door this morning, that fucking hurt). it's also less lumpy-looking.

get an x-ray