jesus
those are all obv fake i guess but WHAT THE HELL
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Some of them might be fake, creations made by pranksters who went through all the trouble of drawing and pasting those images and then sending them on a postcard to the address listed on the site. It's a lot of work to do for some Web site that might get 1000 clicks a year.
But some of them hit pretty close to home, and though there may be some snarkiness involved, I don't doubt that their sentiments are rooted from the same place.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link
ok, one of those postcards from your "jesus christ" link says "my life is ronan"
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 08:30 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.postcardsfromsplitsville.com/images/7.25.08/2-life-ruined.jpg
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link
thankig u
― my life is ronan! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 08:40 (fifteen years ago) link
http://comps.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/BLD/BLD026/BLD051363.jpg
http://comps.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/BLD/BLD026/BLD051361.jpg
http://comps.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/BLD/BLD026/BLD051362.jpg
http://comps.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/BLD/BLD026/BLD051366.jpg
― what are black holes made of (unregistered), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.music.usb.co.il/images/help.jpgThe most depressing Beatles movie ever made...
― snoball, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1444/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1444R-187054.jpg
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1444/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1444R-187058.jpg
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1606/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1606-15648.jpg
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1606/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1606-42466.jpg
UH
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
gUYS, I have found the coolest baby ever.
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1439/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1439R-1092490.jpg
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1439/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1439R-1092446.jpg
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1439/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1439R-1092462.jpg
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1439/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1439R-1092438.jpg
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1439/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1439R-1092495.jpg
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1439/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1439R-1092449.jpg
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1439/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1439R-1092493.jpg
SEE YA!
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
children should not play in or around plastic bags!
― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
love that pill kid
― There's a Grady now?? (sunny successor), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link
A+ kid
― my life is ronan! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
my life is Ronan. Every fucking day.
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
XD
― my life is ronan! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.postcardsfromsplitsville.com/images/9_cry_every_night.jpg
this is sort of messed up
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
plz to shop "ILX" over "Surf Me"(but then the caption would have to be changed to "mom's unhappy" or possibly "mom's involved in an internet beef with people on the other side of the world")
― snoball, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.postcardsfromsplitsville.com/images/05.03.08/1don
bears repeating
― suggest banana (braveclub), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Money/Pix/pictures/2008/06/13/DivorceKidsGetty460.jpg"And then sometimes, the lion forages by himself elsewhere...""Jim, just start over. Please."
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, January 12, 2009
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Best part are the kids out of focus holding their hands over their ears.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"And then sometimes, the lion forages by himself elsewhere...""Jim, just start over. Please."
Hahahah!
― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/mommy/story_large/2009/05/15/gosselin_divorce.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Pigging back on latebloomers link on the lolz thread: Sexual Harassment Stock Photos
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/8808702/2/istockphoto_8808702-businesswoman-harassing-female-colleague.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1088496/2/istockphoto_1088496-improper-interview.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1096067/2/istockphoto_1096067-xmas-office-party-wasted-coworker.jpg
the urls on these are just as good as the photos themselves.
They've got 15-second videos that are looped!
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6757367/2/istockphoto_6757367-sexual-harassment.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/12728941/2/istockphoto_12728941-sexual-harassment.jpg
xmas office party wasted co-worker
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/13941996/2/istockphoto_13941996-shocked-young-girl-is-horrified-by-raincoat-clad-flasher.jpg
― gallagher 3 (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
The guy in that last one PP posted looks WEIRD. Like a 14 year old with a fake beard. It is creeping me out.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Also in general it amazes me that there are basically stock photos of EVERYTHING. And it is someone's job to come up with this crap and categorise it.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Man, I wish I could figure out how embed these:
http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-video-5661175-hd-suicidal-businessman.php
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
suicidal businessman is surely a of comedy genius. I mean...
ENDLESS LOOP of identical businessmen trying to commit suicide in various ways. Isolated on a white background.
Businessman standing isolated on a white background and surrounded with large stacks of coins which are gradually disappearing. He looks despaired and then takes out a bottle of pills and eats them.
Businessman standing isolated on a white background and surrounded with large stacks of coins which are gradually disappearing. He then takes out a gun and points it on his head.
A businessman standing next to a big pile of coins is shocked to see the pile getting smaller and smaller. When the pile is all gone, he takes a gun out of his pocket and shoots himself.
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
the last one is titled "pal-loosing-money.php", which doesn't really capture the gravity of the situation.
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link
(should say, "surely a of comedy genius," xp)
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm dying here.
http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-video-8164396-hd-dolly-separation.php
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link
A giant 'Boss' goes on the rampage in a business full of scared employees. What can stop this monster in a tie?
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
What in the shit is this shit omg.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link
like, who would use stock video footage? Awful corporate presentations?
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe web ads that use flash? I dunno.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 4 February 2011 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link
awful corporate training videos
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Its the sort of thing Alan Partridge would be in.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
That guy in the separation video looks like Toby from The Office! Makes it even more UH
― quincie, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=8455776
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link
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― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/11388643/2/istockphoto_11388643-impotence.jpg
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/13407280/2/istockphoto_13407280-couple-in-bed.jpg
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/80935278.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=37537F338F336545467C05A7A3C31931CB965A2ECAC8248B6F8EF6A0C83A34B3http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/80935320.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=37537F338F33654559C53D757F3F91B2CB965A2ECAC8248BAB3A8EC020FE2933
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/200394075-002.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF5A660F546EA43CA953661A7C3132774DFF093E4073C366B8961FDCA1722397E8B
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link
http://assets.inarkansas.com/18299/yelling-parenting-punishing-punishment-lecture-parents-family-talk.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
Person On Left: "What did you do with the rest of my body?"Person On Right: "I *don't know* WTF you are talking about!"POL: "I can't float in mid-air with my lower half missing forever, you know!"
― serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://comp.webstockpro.com/rubberball/b13303f.jpghttp://images.inmagine.com/img/rubberball/rbvs015/rbvs0150364.jpghttp://comp.webstockpro.com/rubberball/b13303.jpghttp://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1660/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1660R-31157.jpghttp://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1660/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1660R-31156.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
Worst webcam sex show ever.
― you know that I've been crunk a thousand times (snoball), Monday, 6 February 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
I don't know which is better, the photo or the URL.
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/131473/112848109/stock-photo-a-farewell-letter-and-the-gun-of-a-suicide-112848109.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Damn, I wrote this list backwards. I'm supposed to go to the bank first, then pull out the gun and say 'gimme all your money'..."
― Huey Lewisies & The Newsie-Wewsies (snoball), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
u-hardly-knew-me-goodbye-cruel-world.jpg
― am0n, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
All those broken images.... just like the lives they depicted.
I didn't know where else to put this so I'm posting it here.
http://i.imgur.com/l2jCxPf.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/89DjrE2.gif
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
Stock business images
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2013/nov/05/sex-obese-men-stock-shot-model
― Nilmar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 9 November 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link
http://www.worldofstock.com/closeups/HUM1493.php
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
hated it when classmates would do that.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NsYzPp8.jpg
"Vaping? Didn't I raise you better than that?"
― pplains, Monday, 24 November 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/T2Pe3iu.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link
haha
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link
not sure what is supposed to be going on here
http://thumb7.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/90989/227134345/stock-photo-selective-focus-on-the-sly-funny-guy-wearing-red-cap-of-santa-claus-standing-alone-with-the-present-227134345.jpg
― soref, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link
does anyone else get a vaguely anti-semitic vibe from this one? (accusation-of-guilty-arrogant-businessman-who-shrugs-shoulders.jpg)
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/70686471/6/stock-photo-70686471-accusation-of-guilty-arrogant-businessman-who-shrugs-shoulders.jpg
― soref, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
Not compared to this one:
http://i.imgur.com/jFqP9Pa.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/0D110X420O3K2x1w2C03/Screen%20Shot%202018-09-19%20at%2014.51.11.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link
wow
― jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/0F2X1g3m0Z0v0M1W3J0j/Screen%20Shot%202018-09-19%20at%2015.06.26.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/2o0l333B161q0Q1V1Y1e/Screen%20Shot%202018-09-19%20at%2015.26.20.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/1O12461a0n1b3O41212w/Screen%20Shot%202018-09-19%20at%2015.08.41.png
The man looks carefully at his reflection in the mirror.
https://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/4209751/708374050/stock-photo-the-man-looks-carefully-at-his-reflection-in-the-mirror-708374050.jpg
― jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link
A scottish straight cat is polygamist.
https://thumb9.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/4209751/449238325/stock-photo-a-scottish-straight-cat-is-polygamist-449238325.jpg
― jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link
This artist is very prolific.
― jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link
you have to wonder how often these images sell
― 🧛🏻♂️ F A T 🧛🏻♂️ D R A C U L A 🧛🏻♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link
OK what chain of events led to the discovery of centaur-confronts-amputee-naked-bojack.jpg, please?
― mick signals, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
Stock photo artists have been on to us for awhile.
― pplains, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link