My boss asked me "what's so funny?" when I laughed looking at these at work.
"Oh, a picture."
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://img1.artweb.com/users/3538/185918_benson-the-carp.jpg
― manticore values (nakhchivan), Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IV7YY.jpg
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 23 July 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
so discreet
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 July 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
yeah well you really didn't wanna see what was going on down there but I couldn't pass up the ridiculousness of the rest of the pic.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 23 July 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
poor benson
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 July 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
whadda rube
― catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 23 July 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wb4hX.gif
― pplains, Monday, 23 July 2012 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
Lol pp I posted that on fb earlier <3
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 23 July 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
best beloved boner
― shmamille shmaglia (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 July 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
Lol otm
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 23 July 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
was it the fb post you made with the pug in it?
― pplains, Monday, 23 July 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link
Hmpf.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 23 July 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link
prince of pugsour lady of wrinkles, mother most scrunchyyour chubby puppy belly anoints the belly of telephone poles across the landwe are reminded of youof your loveof your dignity and also that you are adorablewe paws for a moment of adoration as we reflect upon your divinity
our Benson
http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/480x640xonly-begotten-pug-480x640.jpg.pagespeed.ic.FEVDdz1Y86.jpg
― the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 3 August 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
O.m.g.
<3
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Aok6R.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/ZHMNC.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/2vNiw.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 3 August 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
does benson vom in the car?
― the late great, Saturday, 4 August 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
no, but he is not very well behaved.
i wish he could play table tennis.
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 4 August 2012 10:21 (eleven years ago) link
you gonna drink that that orr guard it dogg
― the late great, Saturday, 4 August 2012 10:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-pug-dog-party.jpg
― the late great, Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
well, this happened
http://i48.tinypic.com/auto4o.jpg
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
lolpervy benson
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
THEY WERE CUDDLING
Pervy Lex.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
;)
you knew this :) awwww, tender Benson
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
benson
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
i keep thinking of the name benson
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
such a perfect name for that dog!
― the late great, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
right
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
it certainly suits him and, let's face it, was better than any of the top placers here: Puppy Name Game
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
and i say that as someone who's proud of dog/name fit
― the late great, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think I know what yours is named. ?
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
SANTIAGO
― the late great, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, that's a good name/fit.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
i call him "santi", i named him that because i found him in east LA, so i knew he was a mexican dachshund, and i knew i was taking him home to san diego
― the late great, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
well it was a mexican-american neighborhood anyway i found him in
Well, obv. :)
I just typing - I would prob call him Santi if I were you. Wait - you found him? I know you've mentioned this before but can you explain exactly how? Was he just walking around lost? Poor Santi!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
that reminds me of spanish football player santi cazorla who has a nice carlino
http://i35.tinypic.com/24v4km1.jpg
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Carlino is Italian for pug!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
and spanish too
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
yeah it's a weird story
i was in israel for a bahai trip, my parents suggested i pray. i was like fuck that, i'm not praying. and they were like come on, make a wish. and i was like, fine, i'll pray. god? i want a puppy, a pony, or a million bucks.
one week later, back in the USA, driving in east LA, i see this dude running across a five-lane road in an industrial neighborhood. i went around the block to make sure he made it safely, and he ran back across the other direction. so i went around one more time and he was just zigzagging IN THE STREET.
so i parked and went to grab him, he ran into some bushes and started growling. some people came out of a house with dog treats and we lured him out. no microchip, no tags, nobody called the pound looking for him, so a week later he was officially MINE MINE MINE FOREVER!!!
― the late great, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
nice tale
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
this is my ex holding him literally 20 minutes after we got him out of the bushes ... look how long his nails had gotten from running loose
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4101/4928963888_de599d9d7b.jpg
he did this for about two weeks after he came home, he must've been so tired from his month or more on the streets
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4099/4928943154_6e2aaf1036_z.jpg
― the late great, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
divine puppy intervention
i like it
i know it sounds corny but its the sort of thing that keeps me from taking a hardline atheist stance
― the late great, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
peace that passeth understanding and all that
little dude has changed my life in 10000 positive ways and he basically just stumbled into my lap
― the late great, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, no, I get that. I'm a soft atheist myself for somewhat similar reasons.
Santi is cute. I bed he and B would get up to some cute trouble together.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
i will fedex him to you for fap w/ benson
― the late great, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
it would be so great to see an ILX dogs FAP, especially if they were left to their own devices
― the late great, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link