Best Beloved Benson

poor benson

whadda rube

http://i.imgur.com/wb4hX.gif

Lol pp I posted that on fb earlier <3

best beloved boner

Lol otm

Lol pp I posted that on fb earlier <3

was it the fb post you made with the pug in it?

Hmpf.

prince of pugs
our lady of wrinkles, mother most scrunchy
your chubby puppy belly anoints the belly of telephone poles across the land
we are reminded of you
of your love
of your dignity and also that you are adorable
we paws for a moment of adoration as we reflect upon your divinity

our Benson

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/480x640xonly-begotten-pug-480x640.jpg.pagespeed.ic.FEVDdz1Y86.jpg

O.m.g.

<3

http://i.imgur.com/Aok6R.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZHMNC.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2vNiw.jpg

does benson vom in the car?

no, but he is not very well behaved.

i wish he could play table tennis.

you gonna drink that that orr guard it dogg

http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-pug-dog-party.jpg

well, this happened

http://i48.tinypic.com/auto4o.jpg

lol
pervy benson

THEY WERE CUDDLING

Pervy Lex.

;)

you knew this :) awwww, tender Benson

benson

i keep thinking of the name benson

such a perfect name for that dog!

right

it certainly suits him and, let's face it, was better than any of the top placers here: Puppy Name Game

and i say that as someone who's proud of dog/name fit

I don't think I know what yours is named. ?

SANTIAGO

Yeah, that's a good name/fit.

i call him "santi", i named him that because i found him in east LA, so i knew he was a mexican dachshund, and i knew i was taking him home to san diego

well it was a mexican-american neighborhood anyway i found him in

Well, obv. :)

I just typing - I would prob call him Santi if I were you. Wait - you found him? I know you've mentioned this before but can you explain exactly how? Was he just walking around lost? Poor Santi!

that reminds me of spanish football player santi cazorla who has a nice carlino

http://i35.tinypic.com/24v4km1.jpg

Carlino is Italian for pug!

and spanish too

yeah it's a weird story

i was in israel for a bahai trip, my parents suggested i pray. i was like fuck that, i'm not praying. and they were like come on, make a wish. and i was like, fine, i'll pray. god? i want a puppy, a pony, or a million bucks.

one week later, back in the USA, driving in east LA, i see this dude running across a five-lane road in an industrial neighborhood. i went around the block to make sure he made it safely, and he ran back across the other direction. so i went around one more time and he was just zigzagging IN THE STREET.

so i parked and went to grab him, he ran into some bushes and started growling. some people came out of a house with dog treats and we lured him out. no microchip, no tags, nobody called the pound looking for him, so a week later he was officially MINE MINE MINE FOREVER!!!

nice tale

this is my ex holding him literally 20 minutes after we got him out of the bushes ... look how long his nails had gotten from running loose

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4101/4928963888_de599d9d7b.jpg

he did this for about two weeks after he came home, he must've been so tired from his month or more on the streets

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4099/4928943154_6e2aaf1036_z.jpg

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

divine puppy intervention

i like it

i know it sounds corny but its the sort of thing that keeps me from taking a hardline atheist stance

peace that passeth understanding and all that

little dude has changed my life in 10000 positive ways and he basically just stumbled into my lap

Yeah, no, I get that. I'm a soft atheist myself for somewhat similar reasons.

Santi is cute. I bed he and B would get up to some cute trouble together.

i will fedex him to you for fap w/ benson

it would be so great to see an ILX dogs FAP, especially if they were left to their own devices

aw, yeah that would be great :)

not left to their own devices in a lord of flies way tho

late great, I love that story <3 I found my cockatiel on the street, but he was not zig zagging anywhere. just sitting on a window ledge looking confused.

poor benson

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t6rV3U9ZEHM/SkjDOHH24iI/AAAAAAAAY9I/8JldvwF26EU/s400/Bensonhurts.jpg

ENB B nice to B >:^(