Best Beloved Benson

LOL at the clever Urban Outfitters employee who put those together.

best beloved bandana

http://i.imgur.com/Wie4S.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/08/article-2059002-0EB579F300000578-426_634x442.jpg

awwwwww

XP

Best Beloved Benson's Badasssss Bandana.

http://i45.tinypic.com/309rfk8.jpg

Shut. up.

I <3 Benson

I will say here what I said on FB: Being cute - it's where Benson's a viking.

And MH, he loves you too. I can say that with confidence because he loves everyone.

Happy birhtday lil dude.

http://i.imgur.com/vXpvn.jpg

I like how he has the same head tilted expression as in his 2nd birthday picture.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2236179/Little-Mixs-Leigh-Anne-Pinnock-gets-socially-responsible-anti-narcotics-T-shirt.html

Yeah, that's a popular shirt. I love the lady that draws them - Gemma Correll. I have an awesome bag she did of a sad looking pug in big glasses. And another t shirt that has an awkward looking pug and cat that says "We met on the internet". What? Don't look at me like that.

lol this is the bag

http://modcloth.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/modcloth-wisdom-by-winston-tote.jpg?w=600

benson p much

Benson is being a total asshole lately. I am not happy about it. :(

I'd pretend that I would give him a stern talking-to if I was there, but I'd probably just look at those eyes and give up

did you change his food or what?

I keep telling him that I don't like him very much right now and that he's being a jerk but then, yeah, the eyes and the next thing I know I'm smooshing his face and rubbing his belly.

No, no food change.

He's never been fixed and I think that maybe that's just it? He's always had this thing where if he's tired and you try to move him he starts growling at you a little but lately he's doing it all the time! Then he catches himself and looks startled as if to say, "What am I doing growling at my human?" and the next thing you know he's kissing you cause he feels bad but the growling is really annoying and I don't know what to do about it.

i grab santi's nose when he does that and clamp his mouth shut until he stops

don't think that's possible with a pug

he doesn't growl at me, he growls at other dogs

HE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE

:(

well there's the problem

stupid mean broken dog

stop trying to move him

But he keeps sitting in my spot!

Benson is... fertile? uh oh

Yeah but he's only ever shown interest in fucking stuffed pugs. I think he might be a furry. :/

Or a plushie? One of those things.

maybe when he growls you could tickle his nose with a feather

I got this at a thrift store today for $3.50

http://devimages.surftripper.com/products/000/056/807.jpg

I'm going to call him Pugstep.

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pugdestroyershirt.jpg

Ha! Awesome!!

Well, the rawhide was obviously a hit.

http://i.imgur.com/BG5OULD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nast2dY.jpg

BBB Boners

ban E

looooool

HOLY SHIT I AM THIS CLOSE TO THROWING THE FUCKER OUT THE WINDOW

:(

Benson, you douchebag! You better come correct and straighten up.

RIP benson

debenestration

ok lol

WHY WON'T HE STOP BARKING?!

He did stop and now it's started again and then I think maybe I gave him too much xanax cause he puked literally 20 times last night of course maybe it wasn't the xanax but something he ate and I only got 4.5 hours of sleep because he was woofing until 2 am and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Maybe he's just having an off week?

At one in the morning I was holding him with one arm cause it was the only thing that would quiet him and researching "how to stop dog barking in apartment" online with the other. This is like having a goddamn newborn though I doubt one of the popular answers on how to get a baby to stop crying is to spray it in the face with a water bottle.