text messages

<5 drunk roxy

hoos you made that up douchenozzle

― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Friday, April 3, 2009 8:27 PM (1 hour ago)

should i post jpg of my phone screen or

no

;]

my mom is texting!

she sent a pic text (!) of an easter display.

me: you have picture texting now?!

mom: Always did but was 2 dumb 2 use it!

me: *sends a pictext of my cat in a scarf

mom: He is stylin'!

<3

lolz my nana used to send me texts about the weather ALL the time. she's had 10x as many cell phs as me.

"i think i dreamed we were hitting a tied up shark last night."

"very sik need bubles"

Last full moon:

NI4H - full moon tonight, not last night
NICK - let's wolf out
NI4H - hooowl!!!
NICK - indeed

From: Mom

N town. Went by hoel n they said ur off next 2 days. Will b chkng n tom. Mayb dnr?

<3333

Do Not Resuscitate for two, please.

http://thechive.com/2008/12/anatomy-of-the-chives-teen-texting-disaster-hoax/

Funny

me: dude i just saw [dude from high school]'s jockstrapped ass in hot body contest wtffffffff
jw: i guess two of us saw throbbing gristle tonight

my bf: love you ground con the fruiterer troll

I have no fucking idea what this means and I didnt even know it was THERE til just now.

I suspect there was acid involved somehow.

omg i remember con the fruiterer!

i can't remember the name of the show, but there was also a character called kylie mole (?? i think??) who referred to dumb things as 'totally spack'

e: "what time do you arrive may deuce deuce"
h: "offhand i wanna say noonesque"
e: "what does the paper say hoos"

jus: yep! It was Comedy Company I think.

i just got a txt msg from someone i don't know that says "i'm on a bus"
how should i reply?

BUSSUX?

oh wait nevermind i know who it is. weird.

hey harbl just thought ud like 2 know im on a bus

yeah like i never talk to this dude anymore but i just did recently and he decides i'd like to know when he's on a bus or not? no thx

tuppence b. bag i'd always care to know if you're on a bus

im almost never on one, but i will let you know

r: One beer in and proudly spoutin that gib
r: Consider it a dialect
h: East Knox High Gib

hahaha i dont even remember sending that, "one beer" my ass

lol

"just realized that you probably love sigh because they sounds like zelda background music"

"gib is the only logical response here i feel"

and mom sent me a pic of a hassidic bunny rabbit.

post plz

coming right up

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/textfrommomlol.jpg

clearly taken off of TV

she sent nijoli one of the easter display she made, in fact this is the first pic text she ever sent and it came with no fanfare

oh dear.
reminds me of: http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/

my cat could be on that any day of the week, see above where i talk about his "new scarf"

I love that pic, it's like an Orwellian dystopia where bunnies rule over the populace on giant screens.

GET BACK TO WORK, #5649-01A

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/textfrommomlol.jpg

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO BE IN THIS SECTOR.

that's scaring me now

On the tippin' and talkin' that gib front:
"congrays foggie"
followed by my favorite:
"kins"
followed by:
"like lidscris tbdg"

that first one's so sad until i realize it's not real

e: "what time do you arrive may deuce deuce"
h: "offhand i wanna say noonesque"
e: "what does the paper say hoos"

i miss my cellpwn.

a fan of that one, bryce?

Der.