text messages

From: Mom

N town. Went by hoel n they said ur off next 2 days. Will b chkng n tom. Mayb dnr?

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Do Not Resuscitate for two, please.

http://thechive.com/2008/12/anatomy-of-the-chives-teen-texting-disaster-hoax/

Funny

me: dude i just saw [dude from high school]'s jockstrapped ass in hot body contest wtffffffff
jw: i guess two of us saw throbbing gristle tonight

my bf: love you ground con the fruiterer troll

I have no fucking idea what this means and I didnt even know it was THERE til just now.

I suspect there was acid involved somehow.

omg i remember con the fruiterer!

i can't remember the name of the show, but there was also a character called kylie mole (?? i think??) who referred to dumb things as 'totally spack'

e: "what time do you arrive may deuce deuce"
h: "offhand i wanna say noonesque"
e: "what does the paper say hoos"

jus: yep! It was Comedy Company I think.

i just got a txt msg from someone i don't know that says "i'm on a bus"
how should i reply?

BUSSUX?

oh wait nevermind i know who it is. weird.

hey harbl just thought ud like 2 know im on a bus

yeah like i never talk to this dude anymore but i just did recently and he decides i'd like to know when he's on a bus or not? no thx

tuppence b. bag i'd always care to know if you're on a bus

im almost never on one, but i will let you know

r: One beer in and proudly spoutin that gib
r: Consider it a dialect
h: East Knox High Gib

hahaha i dont even remember sending that, "one beer" my ass

lol

"just realized that you probably love sigh because they sounds like zelda background music"

"gib is the only logical response here i feel"

and mom sent me a pic of a hassidic bunny rabbit.

post plz

coming right up

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/textfrommomlol.jpg

clearly taken off of TV

she sent nijoli one of the easter display she made, in fact this is the first pic text she ever sent and it came with no fanfare

oh dear.
reminds me of: http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/

my cat could be on that any day of the week, see above where i talk about his "new scarf"

I love that pic, it's like an Orwellian dystopia where bunnies rule over the populace on giant screens.

GET BACK TO WORK, #5649-01A

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/textfrommomlol.jpg

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO BE IN THIS SECTOR.

that's scaring me now

On the tippin' and talkin' that gib front:
"congrays foggie"
followed by my favorite:
"kins"
followed by:
"like lidscris tbdg"

that first one's so sad until i realize it's not real

e: "what time do you arrive may deuce deuce"
h: "offhand i wanna say noonesque"
e: "what does the paper say hoos"

i miss my cellpwn.

a fan of that one, bryce?

Der.

From: Mom

U da man!

Stored: Apr 29, 2:19 p.m.

n1-what r u doin
n2-tryin to clean
n2-thinkin baout unicorns

man we are gonna need a seperate one for moms

Text conversation with Mom, after having dinner with her and complaining that my BF lost his wallet and wouldn't leave me alone about it.

Her: Did r---- find his wallet?
Me: Mom, R---- is not my bf anymore. My bf is S---. He found his wallet. Sorry I didnt update you. R---- was boring.
Her: Can u COUNT all yr BFs?
Me: Haw!! Heather and I tried and got stuck.
Her: Neither of you really excelled in higher math.

hhahah

http://kingfish.coastal.edu/marine/fisheries/fig1.gif

best double zing ive ever been in receipt of

mom: do u have the movie say anything on DVD?
me: nope
mom: u do now :)
me: i love that movie
mom: Duh! that's y i got them 4 u

^__________________________________^

she is the best

if she posted on ilx it would be like gale deslongchamps meets dom p or something, they would have to shut the site down

also, the other day i received the following msg:

"say what up to ya mans n dem"

a record 23 times in a row