25. video games at parties
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
26. youtube "funny things" at the end of parties
― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link
27. wear slacks
― a turducken of Hindu deities (gnarly sceptre), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link
28. wear bowties
― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 April 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link
But I have one of those so am I guy ;_;
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 5:45 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
hey haven't ya seen Pulp Fiction ;-)
― A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link
29. grow an imbecilic neckbeard at ≈ age 19
― blue fescue (unregistered), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link
only if you are a physics or computer science guy
― patches (harbl), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link
wait unregistered do you have a neckbeard?
physics/computer dudes keep their neckbeards until their mid to late 20s AT LEAST. most other dudes get past that phase within a year, iirc.
― blue fescue (unregistered), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link
I have never had a neckbeard at any age. I cut myself badly after falling off a scooter at age 13 (14?), and when I try to grow a beard I end up with a biggish bare spot right at the tip of my chin. hence I will forever remain a boy & never earn my man wings :(((
― blue fescue (unregistered), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link
"man wings" sounds like some horrible I dont wanna know male sanitary napkin range.
― one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link
20. bitches― CaptainLorax, Monday, April 6, 2009 5:09 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― CaptainLorax, Monday, April 6, 2009 5:09 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/SAG/ST373~Goodnight-Sweet-Prince-Posters.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 10 April 2009 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link
w/r/t neckbeards: dudes also be cultivating ridiculously manicured and ornate facial hairs. cf goatees, chinstraps, etc
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link
i think harbl was curious if you might be a lost little canky
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
30. start acting like assholes when you tell them they are nice
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ the worst!!!
― tehresa, Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link
its sooo juvenile! which is why i did not post in "things men do"
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
i saw a sweet neck goatee in the grocery store the other day. like it looked like just a typical mid-20s "nice guy" with a goatee and long hair but then i passed him again and it was like a cascade of wooly growth from under his neck. grosssssssss
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
31. Get scratched by a branch, bleed and not even care about it that much
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^i have done this before
― tehresa, Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, but at any point of time have you been in a group and then someone walks up and says "hey guys...", referring to you and the other people?
If so, you may be a guy!
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:49 (fifteen years ago) link
My defense is weak, I know.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link
32. compare display name size
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link
33. get "caught" ordering Trojan Magnums online.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
34. Punch the wall
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link
OTM
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
35. put an empty cereal box back in the cabinet
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
what is this thing that men do, they put their hand down their pants when lounging around?
― oh, whineypause (k3vin k.), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
36. Don't complain for months and months and then explode in a violent rampage
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
THEN 34 and possibly 31
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
37. disgruntled shootings
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link
thats not so common in my experience
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:16 (fifteen years ago) link
i am a really frustrating person
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link
!
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link
38. use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link
39. Read novels entirely on the toilet over the course of several weeks.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link
See how I keep riffin' on you like that Curt1s?
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I consider it a splendid example of what my high school lit teacher referred to as "the great conversation of ideas"
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link
she was not a guy iirc
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link
use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it
loool i just did this
― private static void (electricsound), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:32 (fifteen years ago) link
40. Act like even a potential pandemic is no reason for precaution
from here:http://i41.tinypic.com/2u7q6fq.jpg
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:06 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Ugh this. Have had several flatmates and bfs suddenly punch fridges, walls, car steering wheels, etc for stupid reason like no milk left/got cut off in traffic/I told their gf they were fucking someone else.
(ok maybe that last one is justifiable punchicide)
― one art, please (Trayce), Monday, 27 April 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link
3. develop a pot
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, April 6, 2008 5:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so what does this mean
― max, Friday, 2 July 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link
oh i see
a "beer gut"
take it over to html giant
― bamcquern, Friday, 2 July 2010 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link
40. "Its not THAT messy in here, you're too fussy"
― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 2 July 2010 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link
DO we have a "things chicks do" thread?
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't think so
― ENBB, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
And is there chicks vs "girls"?
(cos I dont do "girls" things idk)
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link
i remember getting punched on the arm, which i also hated (i once had the wind knocked out of me in a baseball game on a pitch that hit me in the bicep. i've got nothing there, there's no padding). and then at some point it was just like "no now we're flicking balls"
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 7:37 PM bookmarkflaglink
prescient!!
― here 1st (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2023 17:36 (one year ago) link