My defense is weak, I know.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link
32. compare display name size
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link
33. get "caught" ordering Trojan Magnums online.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
34. Punch the wall
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link
OTM
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
35. put an empty cereal box back in the cabinet
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
what is this thing that men do, they put their hand down their pants when lounging around?
― oh, whineypause (k3vin k.), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
36. Don't complain for months and months and then explode in a violent rampage
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
THEN 34 and possibly 31
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
37. disgruntled shootings
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link
thats not so common in my experience
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:16 (fifteen years ago) link
i am a really frustrating person
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link
!
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link
38. use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link
39. Read novels entirely on the toilet over the course of several weeks.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link
See how I keep riffin' on you like that Curt1s?
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I consider it a splendid example of what my high school lit teacher referred to as "the great conversation of ideas"
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link
she was not a guy iirc
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link
use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it
loool i just did this
― private static void (electricsound), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:32 (fifteen years ago) link
40. Act like even a potential pandemic is no reason for precaution
from here:http://i41.tinypic.com/2u7q6fq.jpg
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:06 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Ugh this. Have had several flatmates and bfs suddenly punch fridges, walls, car steering wheels, etc for stupid reason like no milk left/got cut off in traffic/I told their gf they were fucking someone else.
(ok maybe that last one is justifiable punchicide)
― one art, please (Trayce), Monday, 27 April 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link
3. develop a pot
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, April 6, 2008 5:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so what does this mean
― max, Friday, 2 July 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link
oh i see
a "beer gut"
take it over to html giant
― bamcquern, Friday, 2 July 2010 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link
40. "Its not THAT messy in here, you're too fussy"
― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 2 July 2010 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link
DO we have a "things chicks do" thread?
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't think so
― ENBB, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
And is there chicks vs "girls"?
(cos I dont do "girls" things idk)
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe ladies/chicks
(3 year xp)
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link
there's a things ladies say thread i think?
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link
occasionally send a video clip of a guy appearing to eat his own diarrhea to the group text
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 20:57 (one year ago) link
how did this get so far without
30. your mom
― the late great, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:18 (one year ago) link
it's missing a lot of key things. that thing some guys do where if you look at their 'ok' sign and they're holding it beneath the belt, it means they will flick you extremely hard in the testicles, is one thing
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:38 (one year ago) link
i probably would have a dozen children if it weren't that game, and i have never once flicked anyone in the balls or even thought about it. now i have to tan my balls all day to make up for what was taken away from me
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link
where i grew up that just meant a free punch in the arm, guess i missed out
― the late great, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link
41. Tan their balls
― more crankable (sic), Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:49 (one year ago) link
i remember getting punched on the arm, which i also hated (i once had the wind knocked out of me in a baseball game on a pitch that hit me in the bicep. i've got nothing there, there's no padding). and then at some point it was just like "no now we're flicking balls"
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 7:37 PM bookmarkflaglink
prescient!!
― here 1st (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2023 17:36 (one year ago) link