> use challops on critic
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
>use challops on critic
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
(hey guys I think the VAX has crashed again)
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
the critic becomes enraged!
the critic attacks the troll.
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
>pop popcorn
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link
>wear sock
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
you are now wearing the sock.
the critic has hit the troll!
the troll attacks the critic.
the critic flees north.
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
> feed troll popcorn
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
The troll ignores the popcorn and instead asks you if you think Steely Dan's "Pretzel Logic" is better than The Beatles' "Revolver".
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
>summon mod
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
>inventory
you are carrying:popcorntrucker hatracist bottle opened
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
The troll is useless so you ignore his question and head west.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
THE CHURCH
You are in a maze of empty passages, all of them alike.
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
to the south, you see a pickle bar.
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
> revive ask chaki thread
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't see the ask chaki thread here
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
There is a lot of noise coming from within the pickle bar.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
>imageflood room
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
>suggest 'props' to the finn
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
>eat popcorn
I don't understand.
>use popcorn
I don't understand
>put popcorn in mouth
>fuflkjfasdj;clkc
― timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
the finn says 'what's a props?'
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
the finn eyes you quizically
>explain props to the finn
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
three hours pass
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
>use snark
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
> mod gives you < meta warning
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
>use meta warning on clusterfuck
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
The clusterfuck grows!
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Out of the clusterfuck emerges ... the dreaded STRAWMAN
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
>say to finn, 'enter clusterfuck'
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
> talk to the STRAWMAN
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
>You have already fed the troll
i can't see a STRAWMAN
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
>Post ironic GIS image
>;laskjdf;lajsdf;lkajsdf;klasjdf
― timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
The clusterfuck grows again!
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
>invoke godwin
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
>post long series of YouTube clips to vex those with older computers
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
A mod appears and locks up the clusterfuck!You have been yellowcarded!
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
the finn is now naked
>stab eyes
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
the finn eyes you quizzically.
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
(hey, i can't insert the finn eyes you quizically again!)
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
>use [code] tag
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
The finn is frozen in place on a sundae!
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
you explain to the Noodle Vague that you did that
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
>attack secret borad
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
>send Mod Buffy Boxset
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
The people in the corner drop the Pynchon book and stare at you.
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
>defend oneself with irony
― thomp, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link
The people batter themselves senseless against your irony!
The Pynchon book lies unnoticed.
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link
>take pynchon book
you now have the pynchon book.
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link
>there is a grate on the floor. you can make out the words 'I Love Comics' on the grate.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
> open grate
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
there is a strange smell from below the grate.
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
You hear the distant sounds of lasers and a male voice shouting "LUDA!"
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
through the grate you see a dark room with several odd-looking creatures along the edges. they are wearing capes and appear to be playing with toy ships.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link
>close grate
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
You are stopped by MONA LISA LUDATITS!
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
>use search
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
that will not help you here. try something else.
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
>attack MONA LISA LUDATITS with Linkbreaker Sword
you broke the link.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
>look
there is a door to the west marked AFTL. The floor grate is now closed. The readers appear to be regaining consciousness.
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
>read pynchon book
[cast spell of confusion on SELF] You take 4 points of damage.
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
>use FAQ
― sleeve, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Still dazed, you wander through the door marked AFTL.
The room is very quiet.
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
enjoying this
― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
From behind the wall you hear a Chung.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
ignore the Chung
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
there is a bargain priced DVD here
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
>ask Chung about hentai
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
There is a whooshing sound and a bright light. You feel like you are spinning, and close your eyes. When you open them, you are back in the room lined with bookshelves.
There is a door to the west marked AFTL. There is a closed grate in the floor. There are some readers here.
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link
>turn face into a heartyou can't do that.
you can't do that.
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
>INVENTORYYOU HAVE:A PERSONALITY DISORDERA CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER
YOU HAVE:A PERSONALITY DISORDERA CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER
― Keith, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link
>share personality disorder with readers
you are already doing that.
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
u guys are dorks
― Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
> Computer, I think I'm in love with you
> I knew you wouldn't...this is so SO hard. I guess it started at your birthday party last year.
> Yeah, you didn't even know I was there. Rodney invited me - we were seeing each other back then, off and on.
> He was cheating on his girl with me. Ugh, let's not even go there. Anyways, you were handing out drinks by the hot tub and I couldn't take my eyes off of you.
> Go West
You see a framed racist right-wing cartoon hanging up on a wall.
― timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
>suggest ban the slocki
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
12 hours pass
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 07:43 (fourteen years ago) link
xyzzy
― ello. ow are oo? (bug), Thursday, 9 July 2009 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link
you have unlocked '77'
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 07:56 (fourteen years ago) link
you enter the door marked '77'there is a doormando you want to tip the doorman y/nyare you sure you want to do this y/nythere is a CLUSTERFUCK
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:16 (fourteen years ago) link
>invite the finn
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:23 (fourteen years ago) link
the finn has PRINCIPLEShe refuses your offerhe wants to share his PRINCIPLES with you
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:47 (fourteen years ago) link
(this thread is no fun without tuomas, tbh)
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link