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the finn eyes you quizically

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

>explain props to the finn

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

three hours pass

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

the finn eyes you quizically

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

>use snark

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

> mod gives you < meta warning

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

>use meta warning on clusterfuck

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

The clusterfuck grows!

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Out of the clusterfuck emerges ... the dreaded STRAWMAN

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

>say to finn, 'enter clusterfuck'

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

the finn eyes you quizically

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

> talk to the STRAWMAN

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

>You have already fed the troll

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i can't see a STRAWMAN

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

>Post ironic GIS image

I don't understand

>;laskjdf;lajsdf;lkajsdf;klasjdf

I don't understand

timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

The clusterfuck grows again!

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

>invoke godwin

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

>post long series of YouTube clips to vex those with older computers

snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

A mod appears and locks up the clusterfuck!
You have been yellowcarded!

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

the finn eyes you quizically

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

the finn is now naked

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

>stab eyes

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

the finn eyes you quizzically.

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

(hey, i can't insert the finn eyes you quizically again!)

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

>use [code] tag

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

The finn is frozen in place on a sundae!

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

you explain to the Noodle Vague that you did that

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

>attack secret borad

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

>send Mod Buffy Boxset

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

The mod glares at you. "That was the other guy!" he yells.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

A cape wearing Antipodean has just entered the room.

snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

> use zing on Antipodean

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

The Antipodean laughs.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

The Antipodean starts talking to himself!

snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

>antagonize mod

the mod swings a banhammer at you!

the mod has hit you!

you have been tempbanned!

BAN LIMBO
a windowless room with no exits.
a gabnebb is here.

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

>ask gabnebb about the blended haircut

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

>LOL

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

you have taken 4 points of conversational damage

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

You are in BAN LIMBO:

What do you want to do?

Change posting tactics now Y/N?

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

>wear Wicker(pedia) armour

You are now wearing the Wicker(pedia) armour.

snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

31 days pass

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

>wait

time passes...

>wait

time passes...

>wait

time passes...

the gabnebb has been banned

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

the gabnebb sneers at you

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

>pray to mods

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

The mod removes your ban! "Welcome back! Try to avoid the clusterfuck this time."

You are in a giant hall. A banner above your head reads "Site New Answers". A hundred different conversations are going on at once.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

There is a door marked '77'

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

>open door

the door is locked

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

there is a lurker here

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

>talk to lurker

thomp, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

the lurker does not respond

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

there is a bargain priced DVD here

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

>ask Chung about hentai

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

There is a whooshing sound and a bright light. You feel like you are spinning, and close your eyes. When you open them, you are back in the room lined with bookshelves.

There is a door to the west marked AFTL. There is a closed grate in the floor. There are some readers here.

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

>turn face into a heart

you can't do that.

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link


>INVENTORY

YOU HAVE:
A PERSONALITY DISORDER
A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER

Keith, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

>share personality disorder with readers

you are already doing that.

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

u guys are dorks

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

> Computer, I think I'm in love with you

I don't understand.

> I knew you wouldn't...this is so SO hard. I guess it started at your birthday party last year.

I don't understand.

> Yeah, you didn't even know I was there. Rodney invited me - we were seeing each other back then, off and on.

I don't understand.

> He was cheating on his girl with me. Ugh, let's not even go there. Anyways, you were handing out drinks by the hot tub and I couldn't take my eyes off of you.

I don't understand.

> Go West

You see a framed racist right-wing cartoon hanging up on a wall.

timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

>suggest ban the slocki

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

12 hours pass

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 07:43 (fourteen years ago) link

xyzzy

ello. ow are oo? (bug), Thursday, 9 July 2009 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link

you have unlocked '77'

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 07:56 (fourteen years ago) link

you enter the door marked '77'
there is a doorman
do you want to tip the doorman y/n
y
are you sure you want to do this y/n
y
there is a CLUSTERFUCK

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:16 (fourteen years ago) link

>invite the finn

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:23 (fourteen years ago) link

the finn has PRINCIPLES
he refuses your offer
he wants to share his PRINCIPLES with you

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:47 (fourteen years ago) link

(this thread is no fun without tuomas, tbh)

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link


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