i feel like i am living in a text adventure

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>ask gabnebb about the blended haircut

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

>LOL

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

you have taken 4 points of conversational damage

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

You are in BAN LIMBO:

What do you want to do?

Change posting tactics now Y/N?

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

>wear Wicker(pedia) armour

You are now wearing the Wicker(pedia) armour.

snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

31 days pass

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

>wait

time passes...

>wait

time passes...

>wait

time passes...

the gabnebb has been banned

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

the gabnebb sneers at you

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

>pray to mods

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

The mod removes your ban! "Welcome back! Try to avoid the clusterfuck this time."

You are in a giant hall. A banner above your head reads "Site New Answers". A hundred different conversations are going on at once.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

There is a door marked '77'

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

>open door

the door is locked

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

there is a lurker here

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

>talk to lurker

thomp, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

the lurker does not respond

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

There is a door marked "I Love Music" here.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

>examine door

thomp, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

run y/n 

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

you run

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

>the door is locked

Pick up Log.

Use the Log to get in.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

the lurker follows you

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

You are in a circular room. Rows of bookshelves line the walls. Several people huddle in a corner discussing Pynchon.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

> start thread "the beatles are overrated"

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

[code]there is a geir

what do you want to do?[/code

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

The people in the corner look at you oddly. "What does that have to do with postmodern fiction?" they ask?

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

use "book of eggers"

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

The people in the corner drop the Pynchon book and stare at you.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

>defend oneself with irony

thomp, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link

The people batter themselves senseless against your irony!

The Pynchon book lies unnoticed.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link

>take pynchon book

you now have the pynchon book.

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

>there is a grate on the floor. you can make out the words 'I Love Comics' on the grate.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

> open grate

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

there is a strange smell from below the grate.

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

You hear the distant sounds of lasers and a male voice shouting "LUDA!"

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

through the grate you see a dark room with several odd-looking creatures along the edges. they are wearing capes and appear to be playing with toy ships.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

>close grate

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

You are stopped by MONA LISA LUDATITS!

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

>use search

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

that will not help you here. try something else.

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

>attack MONA LISA LUDATITS with Linkbreaker Sword

you broke the link.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

>look

there is a door to the west marked AFTL. The floor grate is now closed. The readers appear to be regaining consciousness.

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

>read pynchon book

[cast spell of confusion on SELF] You take 4 points of damage.

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

>use FAQ

I don't understand.

sleeve, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Still dazed, you wander through the door marked AFTL.

The room is very quiet.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

enjoying this

Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

From behind the wall you hear a Chung.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

ignore the Chung

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

there is a bargain priced DVD here

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

>ask Chung about hentai

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

There is a whooshing sound and a bright light. You feel like you are spinning, and close your eyes. When you open them, you are back in the room lined with bookshelves.

There is a door to the west marked AFTL. There is a closed grate in the floor. There are some readers here.

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link


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