i feel like i am living in a text adventure

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>look

there is a door to the west marked AFTL. The floor grate is now closed. The readers appear to be regaining consciousness.

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

>read pynchon book

[cast spell of confusion on SELF] You take 4 points of damage.

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

>use FAQ

I don't understand.

sleeve, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Still dazed, you wander through the door marked AFTL.

The room is very quiet.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

enjoying this

Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

From behind the wall you hear a Chung.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

ignore the Chung

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

there is a bargain priced DVD here

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

>ask Chung about hentai

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

There is a whooshing sound and a bright light. You feel like you are spinning, and close your eyes. When you open them, you are back in the room lined with bookshelves.

There is a door to the west marked AFTL. There is a closed grate in the floor. There are some readers here.

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

>turn face into a heart

you can't do that.

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link


>INVENTORY

YOU HAVE:
A PERSONALITY DISORDER
A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER

Keith, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

>share personality disorder with readers

you are already doing that.

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

u guys are dorks

Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

> Computer, I think I'm in love with you

I don't understand.

> I knew you wouldn't...this is so SO hard. I guess it started at your birthday party last year.

I don't understand.

> Yeah, you didn't even know I was there. Rodney invited me - we were seeing each other back then, off and on.

I don't understand.

> He was cheating on his girl with me. Ugh, let's not even go there. Anyways, you were handing out drinks by the hot tub and I couldn't take my eyes off of you.

I don't understand.

> Go West

You see a framed racist right-wing cartoon hanging up on a wall.

timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

>suggest ban the slocki

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

12 hours pass

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 07:43 (fourteen years ago) link

xyzzy

ello. ow are oo? (bug), Thursday, 9 July 2009 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link

you have unlocked '77'

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 07:56 (fourteen years ago) link

you enter the door marked '77'
there is a doorman
do you want to tip the doorman y/n
y
are you sure you want to do this y/n
y
there is a CLUSTERFUCK

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:16 (fourteen years ago) link

>invite the finn

Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:23 (fourteen years ago) link

the finn has PRINCIPLES
he refuses your offer
he wants to share his PRINCIPLES with you

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:47 (fourteen years ago) link

(this thread is no fun without tuomas, tbh)

51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link


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