lol
― Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 3 July 2021 12:02 (two years ago) link
Small porous terracotta figurines of historical Islamic leaders (Imams, Caliphs, etc.). You can spread seeds on them, which then grow as hair on the statue.
Shia pets.
― I can yeet a yeti (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 3 July 2021 15:55 (two years ago) link
nelly's nelson cover album would be
willie via nelly
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 3 July 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link
Brickgun: an FPS game where the player is armed with a gun that fires bricks, so they can build chest high walls to duck behind while their health regenerates.
― You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Sunday, 11 January 2015 13:41 (six years ago)
Gun resembling Lego toy sparks backlash in US
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 17:36 (two years ago) link
"It is illegal in the US to produce a children's toy that precisely resembles a real gun, but the laws do not explicitly prevent manufacturers from making a gun that resembles a toy."kind of amazing this horrible niche market has not been explored previously. sigh....
― I honk along darkened Bobo-doors (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 17:42 (two years ago) link
what about a gun that looks like a pack of cigarettes with daffy duck on the front of it and a maze on the back
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 18:59 (two years ago) link
or whoever kids like these days instead of daffy duck. steve from minecraft
https://bestclassicbands.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Dan-Aykroyd-Bag-O-Glass-1.jpg
― I Scream For Ice Cream But Also Just All The Time And For No Reason (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:25 (two years ago) link
was randomly thinking about the Olympics while half asleep in the shower and was imagining a sport that combines skateboarding and archery. It would be a team sport with two teams of skateboarding archers going against each other. The idea needs some work but I think there's an interesting spectator sport in there.
― silverfish, Sunday, 25 July 2021 02:16 (two years ago) link
an x-games biathlon of sorts
― criminally negligible (harbl), Sunday, 25 July 2021 14:02 (two years ago) link
A production of the musical Chicago starring Bryan Ferry and Brian Eno
And it shall be called Roxie Music
― trial by wombat (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 26 July 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link
a toilet that composes original music every time pee or poo hits the water.
sound stops when the stream/plop stops.
sheet music immediately printed out after
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 July 2021 16:38 (two years ago) link
could be the right place for a 'simon says' or crossroads situation
― "Rocky Top" and "Funky Bitch" are songs I never look forward to (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 July 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link
ToothPicks -- fingerpick-style guitar picks made for playing with your teeth.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 21:57 (two years ago) link
An online game that asks you to identify regional UK accents, for transplants like myself.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 12:33 (two years ago) link
You guys might want to cash your chips now on your musical toilet ideas because technology is catching up with you.
https://cdn.prezzybox.com/Images/22804.gif
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 12:51 (two years ago) link
wasn't there a potty training thing that played tunes? forgive me for not googling that.
― koogs, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 12:58 (two years ago) link
Tinkle tinkle, little starHow good at peeing you are!
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 13:01 (two years ago) link
/ x / x / x /How good at peeing you are
awful
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 17:31 (two years ago) link
one octave keyboard mat, fuck that. i need a full 88 to jam while i mudpie
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link
A t-shirt company that designs and sells shirts for bands that don't actually exist. Some have tour dates on the back at non-existent venues (in real cities). Done in a deadpan manner, no overt satire of anything.
This might actually be a good idea, not sure.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link
only worth it if paired with a trolly experiment at a metal show where dude walks by and waits for people to brag that they saw that band on their first tour or own their first demo and then expose them as posers on camera.
the show could be called
Poser Exposer
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 22:45 (two years ago) link
fake band shirts exists
― "Rocky Top" and "Funky Bitch" are songs I never look forward to (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 23:42 (two years ago) link
Getting the guy at work who looks like a young Genesis P. Orridge to put on a camoflage jacket and front a Throbbing Gristle tribute band.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 31 July 2021 11:20 (two years ago) link
a movie about 5 disparate people's lives where the thing that all connects them is they all clicked the 'sad' emoji on a facebook ad for huel.
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link
all
a butt that you wear over your butt to protect your butt
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link
a film about the inventor, titled Onion Butt
― "Rocky Top" and "Funky Bitch" are songs I never look forward to (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 22:56 (two years ago) link
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 20:20 (yesterday) link
It can be called “Five People Don’t Like Huel”
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 5 August 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link
A Twitter account or blog or something, slowly telling the story of an alternate universe in which the WWF's "Rock 'n' Wrestling Connection" was instead the "Jazz 'n' Wrestling Connection". This is based entirely around the idea that Keith Jarrett vs. Chick Corea would be a great Intercontinental Title feud.
― cwkiii, Thursday, 12 August 2021 22:24 (two years ago) link
Picturing a much different version of Herbie Hancock's 'Rockit' video rn
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 August 2021 22:27 (two years ago) link
Have always entertained the idea of the "Rockit" video remade with live actors –– except for a mannequin playing Herbie's part.
― pplains, Friday, 13 August 2021 02:31 (two years ago) link
Now I want to hear this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU8yfCThSzE
played by this band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQSXoQcblqc
― joygoat, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link
i have a strange affection for the kind of jobs that a kid would be interested in. railroad engineer. tugboat captain (i believe "master of towing" is the title) and will actively look into how i would go about getting those jobs, and then never pursue them. i could be using that time to look for realistic ways to advance in my current field of work but don't
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 13 August 2021 23:13 (two years ago) link
this is a real terrible idea, but it hasn't happened yet
eventually, the "expanded universes" of star wars / marvel et al will become so expanded that it will be viable for everyone on earth to "live" there through VR or the matrix or whatever. the star wars real world will be filled with NPCs to talk to and beautiful locations, as well "living storylines" of empire/rebellion factions. literally everyone on earth will be somewhere in the star wars world, several generations departed from earth.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 14:25 (two years ago) link
congrats, you've just pitched Ready Player One
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 15:15 (two years ago) link
ha, or the facebook metaverse thing
(i haven't seen/read either one, but i am trained to look at headlines and the rectangular images above them, slowly absorbing the edges of the ideas so that they can become terrible in my mind)
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 15:19 (two years ago) link
Like Westworld, but it's Naboo.
And - plot twist! - it turns out that the droids are robots
― subpoena colada (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 15:45 (two years ago) link
Terrible ideas UK edition: skip HS2 and go straight to HS3: Maglev.
― Believe me, grow a lemon tree. (ledge), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpyaKWY9HOc
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 August 2021 14:15 (two years ago) link
Len cover band called Lem, with lyrics based on the Polish science fiction writer
― latebloomer, Friday, 20 August 2021 12:45 (two years ago) link
It dawned on me today that hijacking suburban planning and changing road names to titles of death metal songs/albums would enhance everyone's lives.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 August 2021 17:06 (two years ago) link
a vaccine that also turns someone into a hibernating cube for a year and then after ay ear it wears off and they can move about and do things again.
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 August 2021 17:09 (two years ago) link
a separate land for those that hibrenate, and they don't know why they're all together
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, August 20, 2021 12:06 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
My hs gf lived in a development where, I shit you not, all the street names were named after shoe brands (Nike, Reebok, etc.). So anything is possible in that realm, even ideas much more terrible than your own.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 August 2021 18:07 (two years ago) link
I Cum Blood Boulevard
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 August 2021 18:07 (two years ago) link
This is a disgrace. Suddenly, Crepitating Bowel Erosion Crescent doesn't seem so bad.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 August 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link
Hammer Smashed Face Lane
― latebloomer, Friday, 20 August 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link
Slit Yer Guts Street
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 August 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link
I can't give you Reign in Blood, but I can offer
https://i.imgur.com/UBCy8EI.png
― pplains, Friday, 20 August 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link