what the fuck is goin on here
i've lived in several of these states
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 04:33 (three years ago) link
oh
xp
i'm sorry about that.
ok, lemme do a quick tally on the states that decided to make it about their own state
1. missouri
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 04:34 (three years ago) link
2. nevada3. arizona
goddamn
you fuckin state morons
new mexico though. wtf!
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 04:36 (three years ago) link
Always like it when the state outlines use three-digit numbers:
https://i.imgur.com/0WQw68x.png
Like, lose some weight, MO 139!
― pplains, Monday, 20 September 2021 13:32 (three years ago) link
what's wrong with it? i don't think it's appropriative; that's the state flag and (as far as I'm aware) not a coopting of a specific native symbol.
North Dakota quite a bit more sus
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 20 September 2021 14:25 (three years ago) link
I never decided if Washington's silhouette of George's head was brilliant or stupid but it was orders of magnitude better than the state flag with his visage
― joygoat, Monday, 20 September 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link
https://preview.redd.it/234bp7bq0qr71.jpg?width=960&height=539&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e44e30ac4a7b32b4012e6686da85909c237e00e4
if minnesota's was in january 1996, i was there
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 03:51 (two years ago) link
the united states except the states aren't where they're supposed to be pic.twitter.com/JsyLRfFweT— Tomer Burg (@burgwx) October 31, 2021
― ciderpress, Monday, 1 November 2021 13:54 (two years ago) link
Except Louisiana.
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Monday, 1 November 2021 14:01 (two years ago) link
And Michigan.
And New York.
And Pennsylvania.
And...
― pplains, Monday, 1 November 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link
https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2006/11/10/howarddean128ready.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 1 November 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link
https://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/maps-that-will-make-you-view-the-world-in-a-very-different-light-26-photos-16.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 2 December 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link
rip melbun
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 December 2021 03:55 (two years ago) link
just so the aussies have some context, these days i live in Birdville, Queensland 4482
― skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 05:18 (two years ago) link
it's a landlocked state
― skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 05:19 (two years ago) link
apparently I'm in Cancun, so I've taken my top off
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 2 December 2021 06:21 (two years ago) link
matttkkkk have you heard my cancun story? it's hilarious
― skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 06:56 (two years ago) link
lay it on me
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 2 December 2021 07:26 (two years ago) link
sorry, my computer died in the middle of this, i think, so i went to bed! this story is not that hilarious, i was trying to be tongue in cheek
cancun
it was like, 1990. or 1991 or 1988. around there. i was 5 to 7 years old? my family flew to cancun. it was the first and only time i ever traveled out of the country with them. i remember four things about it. first, in the airport in cancun, my dad and i were pissing next to each other at urinals, which was already weird, and then i saw a big cockroach in the urinal and was startled and afraid to pee on it. second, we were walking in some street market and a big older guy kept pointing at me and calling me a bambino. as i already knew that babe ruth had an AKA "the bambino", i understood this as a sort of compliment. third, i had orange juice and i didn't think it was good. my mom said it's because they didn't put sugar in it. fourth, i threw up all over the place on a beach, and then as we were all packing up and walking off, someone new walked up to our big open space and put their beach chair right in the middle of the puke
― skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link
as specific as this post is, i wouldn’t be surprised if there are elements to it that form a part of a great deal of cancun experiences ^
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 December 2021 09:02 (two years ago) link
guys this one is blowing my mindhttps://i.imgur.com/LgZDqPJ.png
China Part 2
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Friday, 3 December 2021 13:18 (two years ago) link
like “sea to shining sea” in the US doesn’t even reach across the sahara desert
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 December 2021 13:37 (two years ago) link
guys this one is blowing my mind🖼
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 3 December 2021 14:12 (two years ago) link
see you say that, but
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 December 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link
it borders bulgaria, macedonia, albania and turkey
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 December 2021 14:52 (two years ago) link
I know. Should have labeled it “Rumelia”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumelia
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 3 December 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link
https://www.nohrsc.noaa.gov/snow_model/images/full/National/nsm_depth/nsm_depth_current_National.jpg
― circles, Monday, 20 December 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link
Average jeans colour per US state pic.twitter.com/16eaaxJYad— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) April 13, 2022
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 19:51 (two years ago) link
Wyoming is purple
― calstars, Thursday, 14 April 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link
My current jeans are gray, which probably doesn’t affect things much one way or the other
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 20:06 (two years ago) link
What if I was Karl Malone in gray jeansWhat if I was Heathcliff it's no myth
― Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 April 2022 22:02 (two years ago) link
It’s gonna be illegal in more states than you’d think pic.twitter.com/ATrbKmsCt0— ForgetfuIPerson (@ForgetfuP) May 4, 2022
― john shopkins (naus), Saturday, 7 May 2022 04:51 (two years ago) link
That seems to be about the exact states i expected, hehe. shit show usa
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 7 May 2022 14:31 (two years ago) link
Setting aside stateline parcels next to my fireworks tents for the abortion clinics.
― pplains, Saturday, 7 May 2022 17:49 (two years ago) link
There’s a growing import/export scene happening on the borders of red and states. Bargain basement prices
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 7 May 2022 19:13 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/EF14Bj3.gif
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 16:45 (two years ago) link
in this version of our future, the united states not only faces rising waters on coasts, but also a growing fog of war that conceals with its arrival rather than illuminating, approaching from the northern and southern borders with equal intensity
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 17:06 (two years ago) link
ALSO tornadoes that move laterally from east to west.
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 17:34 (two years ago) link
The key to escaping tornado is to be unpredictable in your own movements
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 17:49 (two years ago) link
that is actually pretty awesome. lots of details - keep an eye on roswell for a minute. and the northern lights in alaska
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 22:56 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/wNIqQ1e.gif
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 23:24 (two years ago) link
the oversized state houses are funny to me vermont taken up entirely by a giant building
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 03:44 (two years ago) link
or capitol buildings i dont know if other states call them a state house
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 03:45 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/rztnY7u.png
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 17 July 2022 15:46 (two years ago) link