spacewalk scene presumably soundtracked by All Star
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 14:31 (two years ago) link
i am loving this terrible idea, merging man alive's irl lol with the script pplains referenced
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 14:32 (two years ago) link
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, October 13, 2021 9:31 AM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Walking on the Sun, surely?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 15:01 (two years ago) link
might as well
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link
FOUND IT.
I'm rewriting the dialogue in 2001: A Space Odyssey to more accurately reflect the period it's set in pic.twitter.com/ChAdhtgTQf— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) April 25, 2016
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
"You're toast, monolith!"
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 22:13 (two years ago) link
Mike Myers as Michael Myers
― koogs, Friday, 15 October 2021 10:45 (two years ago) link
Yes but instead of putting him in a mask they use horrifying Cat in the Hat-esque prosthetics to make Mike Myers' actual face look like a bleached Captain Kirk.
― Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 14:27 (two years ago) link
for the next series of Drag Race UK, one of the judges should be an old homophobic Mary Whitehouse type who is shocked and appalled by everything but is also fascinated and unable to look away.
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 October 2021 23:06 (two years ago) link
a movie where all the interesting stuff happens in the distant background of scenes rather than the people acting in the foreground - which could in itself be a completely different storyline.
― Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Thursday, 21 October 2021 13:36 (two years ago) link
the star wars prequels already exist tho
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 October 2021 13:48 (two years ago) link
oof
― Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Thursday, 21 October 2021 13:56 (two years ago) link
I'm pretty sure I posted about this somewhere on this board, but my idea for a Marvel movie was some domestic drama where occasionally you would see a television in the background with news reports of a huge superhero fight currently ongoing
― silverfish, Thursday, 21 October 2021 14:02 (two years ago) link
A reboot of 2001 that is done in the style of a circa 2001 comedic action thriller and starring Will Smith. The entire purpose of this in my mind is as a vehicle for Will Smith to deliver the line “Aw HAL nah!”
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, October 12, 2021 11:30 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
FWIW, I think this should happen as HAL tries to lock him out, and after delivering the line he kicks in the pod bay doors and then hits HAL with a right cross, followed by a knee to the gut, and then an over the shoulder throw finishing off HAL. The plot of the movie is entirely changed and Will Smith returns home a hero, having unknowingly also foiled humanity's psychedelic rebirth or whatever the fuck happens at the end of that film.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 October 2021 14:31 (two years ago) link
acceptable only if, on arrival back home, he is greeted by the President saying "Welcome to Earth."
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 October 2021 15:01 (two years ago) link
Will Smith returns home a hero, having unknowingly also foiled humanity's psychedelic rebirth or whatever the fuck happens at the end of that film.
Hahaha.
"We came! We saw! We kicked that Starchild's ass..."
― pplains, Thursday, 21 October 2021 15:04 (two years ago) link
Invent and market a meat-based tofu substitute. Call it either Fauxfu or Nofu.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:01 (two years ago) link
just a brick of fatback
― John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 21 October 2021 16:16 (two years ago) link
An app that beams whatever message you type into Joe Rogan s head.
Whatever.... message
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link
A sitcom where every single joke in every single episode is a laboured pun on the name of the same semi-obscure celebrity.At the conclusion of the series, the celebrity appears as themselves in a dramatic "very special episode", where their fictional persona is revealed as a child molester.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 21 October 2021 23:07 (two years ago) link
lol
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 October 2021 23:41 (two years ago) link
a serial killer is hacking into company databases containing employee vaccine card scans. the maniac is targeting people who received Pfizer lot #666. the killer believes the death of these individuals will save the world from government overreach. as the killer pursues each victim, they scream "THAT WAS MY PRIVATE MEDICAL DATA!"
― John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 22:38 (two years ago) link
disambiguation request: is this a terrible idea for a movie or a terrible idea for real life?
― injurious emissions (cat), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 13:25 (two years ago) link
snl sketch w/ kevin james as host
― What it's like. Havana Syndrome. What it's like. Havana Syndrom (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 14:48 (two years ago) link
a Vinyl subscription service, but what you don't tell people is when they sign up, you just literally mail them vinyl products, not necessarily records. like vinyl dresses, water pipes, electrical wire, PVC, etc
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 October 2021 14:01 (two years ago) link
yes but would start by sending them actual records until they finish their trial period, then straight in with the old floor tiles the next month
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 October 2021 14:18 (two years ago) link
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 October 2021 14:23 (two years ago) link
"This month's selection: Wire - Pink Flag" -- in package is some vinyl wire and a pink flag made of vinyl.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 October 2021 14:25 (two years ago) link
just random lengths of beige vinyl siding
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 28 October 2021 14:25 (two years ago) link
a classic piece of original 70s vinyl
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 October 2021 14:27 (two years ago) link
Could also do a "Record Club" but you just get a random property record, medical record, etc.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 October 2021 14:38 (two years ago) link
Or sell autographed band memorabilia and then sign it yourself.
"I didn't say 'who' autographed it"
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 October 2021 14:42 (two years ago) link
there's got to be some way of combining NFTs and MLM
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 October 2021 14:48 (two years ago) link
and vinyl
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 October 2021 14:49 (two years ago) link
lol love this. "Foreign films and vinyl" - if you're in the uk you get Freddie Got Fingered and some disposable gloves
― kinder, Thursday, 28 October 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link
How about a vinyl of the month club but every month it's just the next Tom Jones record in sequence
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 October 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link
"I have a good feeling this month. This is my...*grunt*...12th unboxing and, well....we know what happened on the previous 11. Those Youtubes have been taken down due to bad memories. But I've done the calculations in my head, and it's not poss....ok I don't want to say it's "im"-possible, but it's extremely unlikely that they'll send me another record by....him. Why I received 11 others - there are a lot of working theories, but the most popular one amongst experts is that my vibe settings were so niche, that I kept getting To-....I'm sorry, 'his' records. I've fixed my vibes, I've set them so far away from that sound that there's just no way, no way in he-.....No. oh god. oh god no. THEY FUCKED ME AGAIN! 'Help Yourself'? "HELP YOURSELF?" This isn't even GOOD Tom Jones! No, fuck you, I'm saying his name because I'm angry. They won't get away with this. They can't get away with this....I....I...cut the camera. I said...cut the fucking camera!"
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 October 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link
Tom Jones in sequins
― What it's like. Havana Syndrome. What it's like. Havana Syndrom (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 October 2021 16:00 (two years ago) link
To really rub it in, each box would include one of those overenthusiastic "personal notes" from the founders, and starting with the second one, each one would say "Hey man, so glad you're grooving to all the tunes we've been sending. We thought you'd enjoy this one because you previously purchased [list of prior Tom Jones record(s) received ]. Hope you dig it, bro!"
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 October 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link
― What it's like. Havana Syndrome. What it's like. Havana Syndrom (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 October 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link
Oh man, starting a subscription box service where I send people random garbage I don't want a curated selection of cultural objects from my personal collection would be such a great grift way to share my interests with like-minded individuals.
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 October 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link
So you'd be sending them....old lunch?
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 October 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link
But the customers, they are meant to think it is NEW lunch
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 October 2021 16:34 (two years ago) link
Either way, I will be handing them their lunch.
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 October 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link
New-To-You Lunch
― "Devious" Licks (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 28 October 2021 19:21 (two years ago) link
Meet the new lunch, same as the old lunch.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 28 October 2021 19:34 (two years ago) link
Just whipped up the neologism 'LunchBox' for my new service, can't believe no one else was using it.
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 October 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link
All you need is lunch
― gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 28 October 2021 20:13 (two years ago) link
So, like, what about a really big box store where the sign says "The Russian Nesting Doll Store."
So you go inside, and inside there's a slightly smaller store.
So you go inside THAT store, and....
― gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 November 2021 01:37 (two years ago) link
Whenever getting asked what he's going as for the office Halloween party, telling co-workers he's dressing up as Al Jolson.
People either freeze in disgust or walk away or beg him to reconsider. "Nah, it's a real easy costume. All I'm gonna do is –"
Finally the big moment. Everyone makes their grand entrance and then here comes... Al Jolson.
https://i.imgur.com/OWzqU2d.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 8 November 2021 03:14 (two years ago) link