your terrible ideas

4000 Years

Improve a poem or aphorism by replacing the word "beauty" with the word "booty."

E.g., "Booty is truth; truth, booty."

country song called "mama sure loved to say the n-word"

movie script called "raging fury" - the 2nd coming of jesus christ as a foul-mouthed violent bigot who utters sassy catchprases while beating the tar out of his antagonists

self help book "wank your way to inner peace"

Experimental bodybuilding:
Pudgy chest and arms, shredded sixpack, skinny legs...
Or, right arm and left leg jacked, smooth, honey brown and oiled, every thing else pale, hairy and dry...

for the booty of the earth

AI toilet that wipes your butt for you

but sometimes incorrectly

could it be called Weyeps Blutt

Paul McCartney to release an acoustic album of James Brown covers: Mutha's Nature's Son.

The Shipping Forecast

A podcast wherein I soothingly read the hot trends on fanfic sites.

Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.

a compilation of silent lead ins from classic ECM album openers

Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.

lmao

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ArIAAOSwgXRjr7Fu/s-l1200.webp

In association football tournaments, abolish penalty kicks. After extra time, a panel of three judges scores each half and extra time and chooses the winner, like boxing

...or, every ten minutes of extra time they stop and bring in the sidelines and move the goals closer together...

Starby's: Home of the Pumkin Spice Beef

A historical fiction novel about former king of Denmark Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson which mostly focuses on his personal life and his inability to connect with others.

Double or triple the size of basketball courts and the height of the nets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yfZn5iYJE

lmao at STUPID CRAP FACE

Hard-core dilettante I apologize for being the "here's the relevant xkcd" person but here's the relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/2852

I don't engage with sports at all but I watched that entire video, totally enthralled by their
dedication to generating max stupidity.

An edit of Whigfield's 'Saturday Night' that's just 4 minutes and 26 seconds of the "quack quack quack quack" bit from the very beginning on repeat.

Along the lines of Caninus and Hatebeak, a sensitive alt-rock band with two horses on lead vocals called The Neighsayers

And this guy on drums?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4vpIIGxvVs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

there should be a new Hays Code, only instead of requiring adherency to decency standards, it should have only one rule - that all biopics have to be a minimum of 35% inaccurate, and there has to be sorcery in them at some point.

A shock collar for music journalists, delivers a painful zap whenever they write "hypnagogic".

a new gameshow, champion of sleep, in which contestants try to fall asleep in increasingly difficult locations. a crowded bar, a rock concert, outdoors in the rain, during a dental examination...

I'd enter that! Almost passing out on the train now. That's where I'm a viking!

My kids invented an Olympic event called “Sleed” where competitors fall asleep in a sled hooked up to sleep monitors and then are pushed down ski slopes. The person who stays asleep the longest wins. And staying up all night the night before so you’re extra tired is considered cheating.

Chips made out of ice cream cones

Dips are like slightly melted ice cream

Profit

bands should play live albums live

recreate the stage banter from famous sets
any infamous fights
mistakes re-made

great idea. would it be their own famous live albums, or other people's?

"KANSAS presents, one night only...

their rendition of IGGY POP'S Metallic K.O."

Neanderthal have you heard The Residents “cover album” of James Brown’s live at the apollo? They recreate all the ad libs and banter and the introduction etc, very strange sounding of course

oh no but see I knew someone had to have done it!