my favorite posts from the ilx dreams thread

i had a dream i went over to nabisco's apartment, we smoked a joint, and i passed out face-first on his floor. then a pigeon came in through the window and kept getting its feet caught in my crocheted vest. yes, i was wearing a crocheted vest!

― homosexual II, Monday, August 11, 2008 12:24 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

i spied upon drew daniel in a scarlet frock coat and an immense curly brown wig frantically scratching with a quill onto parchment by candlelight. he wore a monacle, i think, and a little velvet cap with a single white plume in it.

― elmo argonaut, Sunday, March 8, 2009 11:12 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Challops were in my dream last night, although they were in a newspaper headline ("CHALLOPS!") predating ilx itself. The dream fragment that I remember was about Mark E. Smith's college years at MIT. My dad remembered him as "some kind of a pervert".

― Shakim O'Collier (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, August 21, 2009 7:13 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dreamt that i was at a stereotypical 80s-teen-movie house party and kenan arrived in a rickshaw drawn by two women. he was wearing a kind of tight-fitting fast-food server's uniform -- i couldn't tell if it was real or if kenan was making a fashion statement.

ps no offense dude, but i don't really want kenan in my dreams

― mookieproof, Thursday, October 1, 2009 6:03 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dreamed that Grady showed up at this open house benefit that is happening in real life this Saturday. He was just standing in the doorway waving, and then came up gave me a hug. I said "What are you doing here?" He said, "I saw on facebook that you needed an extension cord, so I thought I would bring you one," and indicated the extension cord with a gesture; it was sitting coiled up on a nearby couch. I laughed and introduced him to a friend saying "this is my friend Grady." He laughed and extended his hand to the friend saying "actually my real name is Michael Gradient."

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Friday, October 23, 2009 4:56 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry if its gauche to post my own but i died irl

last night i dreamt of the smoke persian

― first time ~fruity swag~ poster (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, August 19, 2010 12:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dreamt that I saw roxy's metal band play a short, angry song called ACCUSED OF BEING GABBNEB

I woke up laughing irl

― ttyih boi (crüt), Sunday, June 16, 2013 10:58 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dreamt that I went to see a Nirvana tribute band. They came out on stage, but then Stevie D walked on dressed in a Victorian bathing costume.

― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, March 24, 2014 3:31 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dreamt that i was on a bus (may have been a school bus, unclear, although we were all adults) and there was this beefy dude being a total asshole, ragging and bullying everyone. i think i was (in the dream) just trying to ignore him.

then underrated aerosmith bootlegs appeared, sat down in the seat behind him, leaned forward on the back of his chair and began murmuring in his ear. and within 30 seconds the bullying dude started crying.

― mookieproof, Friday, April 29, 2011 9:57 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Michael Gradient just killed me too (again) tbf

me three

michael gradient lmao

all of these

i had a dream i was writing letters to the editor of Vogue magazine imploring them to stop running kenan's self-portraits in every issue. i may have asked a few other ilxors to do the same but i cant recall who

― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 3:35 PM (2 years ago)

Hahaha how could I forget this one

editors note: pre "selfie"

OMG @ Michael Gradient