I ordered something off the internet, and it's now 5 DAYS OVERDUE. How hard is it to get the item, stick it into a tiny paper-thin envelope, and send it over to my talking mailbox? I mean, fuck, you've delivered the torso of a 50-foot long plesiosaur with less incident.
Still bitter for that time I dug up the entire estate around the Post Office because some lying bitch of a pink mouse told me she buried a toaster there.
― cow bulgarian, Saturday, 13 August 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)
― h4mpsterfrencher (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 August 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)
http://www.niada.org/NiadaGallery2006/Gourds/thumbnails/StephanieBlythe.jpg
― gershy, Saturday, 19 January 2008 05:44 (eighteen years ago)
http://coppermine-gallery.net/demo/cpg14x/albums/userpics/23837/normal_pelican.jpg
― fear of a wack banning (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 November 2009 07:52 (sixteen years ago)
http://birdcentral.net/pelican3A.jpg
http://www.pinkmoose.ic24.net/images/peruvian-pelican.jpg
― fear of a wack banning (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 November 2009 07:53 (sixteen years ago)
Pelicans are ridiculous and awesome.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Sunday, 8 November 2009 08:29 (sixteen years ago)
also occasionally terrifying and vile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO5ifLzLYiU
― George Mucus (ledge), Sunday, 8 November 2009 11:16 (sixteen years ago)
The Original Pelican!
All other pelicans are clones of this one!
― StanM, Sunday, 8 November 2009 11:53 (sixteen years ago)
i have had nightmares abt this video every night since seeing it btw
― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)
this morning, halfway thru the dream, i realised I was dreaming but I couldn't snap out of it
― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)
oh no i've ruined your life
― George Mucus (ledge), Thursday, 12 November 2009 23:42 (sixteen years ago)
pelicans are weird animals
― harbl, Thursday, 12 November 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)
despite the title i was convinced he was gonna escape
― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 12 November 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)