Nijoli's Ouija

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There was a gentle girl from way up north
And Nijoli was her name
And she got strange answers from a magic board
Cause Ouija was her game

Nijoli's Ouija
Nijoli's Ouija Board!
Nijoli's Ouija
Gee, we shoulda believed
Believed before

I took my favorite lover way up north
We packed our boots and skis
And we found as a lodging Nijoli's magic house
There she sat, with a board upon her knee

Nijoli's Ouija
Nijoli's Ouija Board!
Nijoli's Ouija
Gee, we shoulda believed
Believed before

Then she asked us would we like to sit and learn about magic
The Ouija board will set you straight on all that's happy or tragic
She sat down to scrutinize the weird old indicator
Neither did we understand or believe it
'Till Later

Nijoli's Ouija
Nijoli's Ouija Board!
Nijoli's Ouija
Gee, we shoulda believed
Believed before

It told us that some wise old angel
Had prepared for us a special treat
That everyone who kicked a little dog
Would surely lose his feet
And everyone who shook his fist in anger
Soon would be shaking in bed
And every single time a curse was said
Someone's tongue would surely drop from his head

Now many more like this the angel would send
But you could do yourself much worse
Just push a couple buttons let your favorite bumps
Completely over over the earth

Now the angel's curse has come and gone but everyone knew that
You didn't need a Ouija board to give us any clue that
The way we lived was far from right, the first curse came to reckon
No one dares to go and ask old Nijoli
About the second

Nijoli's Ouija
Nijoli's Ouija Board!
Nijoli's Ouija
Nijoli's Ouija Board!

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:12 (twenty years ago)

wow! wait til she sees this.

also roffle @ "way up north"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:14 (twenty years ago)

http://ourworld.cs.com/Portal2theBeyond/3d-ouija.gif

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Nijoli is a mystery to me!

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pyromosh.org/images/bbs/zelda_it

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

she is my sister!!

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/nijoli

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:00 (twenty years ago)

Where did she go to? What does she do?

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:41 (twenty years ago)

she's older than she looks.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

she is not interested in you jon!

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

I have a girlfriend! I was interested in her in an intellectual sense? Why does she only post here?

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

she joined when we did the blondes poll!

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

this is the thread where we transcribe Free Design lyrics

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

where 'we' transcribe, ha

I can't believe I typed 'bumps' instead of 'bombs' but you never really know with this band

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

only after typing out every song on that thread did I notice there's a 'lyrics' section embedded at freedesign.com, safe from google. but sure, c'mon, everyone join in and post to that thread, the ether's on me

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

haw

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 April 2006 12:29 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

Ken's "she is older than she looks" made me spit congo bar out of my mouth laughing.

― nijoli (nijoli), Friday, 12 May 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

would you like to sit and learn about magic?

― nijoli (nijoli), Sunday, 10 September 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

who? me?

― señor citizen (eman), Sunday, 10 September 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

*sits*

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Sunday, 10 September 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha...

those lyrics. they are infectious...

― nijoli (nijoli), Sunday, 10 September 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

omg nijoli!!!!!!!!

― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 June 2009 10:18 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

dearest nijoli,

how did you get to be so awesome?!

also, who would you rather take a road trip with: redneck mohawk dude and sheryl crow long butt new age lady, and why?

<3,
t

― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

t -

it is genetic.

long butt pro: plenty of juice
long butt con: we would probably be going to asheville
mohawk pro: he says 'what nots' all the time
mohawk con: he is racist

I guess I would go with Long Butt and I suggest we go to New Orleans for Jazz Fest.

― MC Short Shorts (Nijoli), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

why do you hate asheville? have you been to the laughing seed in asheville? i remember it as some good place but that was like 15 years ago.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:02 (sixteen years ago)

asheville is for celtic shop owning divorced middle aged lesbians with positive attitudes

― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:04 (sixteen years ago)

I like Asheville, but I imagine that with a new age sheryl crow with a long butt I would be going to boring crystal and rock shops. I go once a year when they have the Asheville Sound Record Swap and it does have it's charm. Unfortunately, it is also full of credit card hippies and people with those dumb juggling stick things.

― MC Short Shorts (Nijoli), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:05 (sixteen years ago)

asheville is for celtic shop owning divorced middle aged lesbians with positive attitudes

― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, February 17, 2010

with long butts

― MC Short Shorts (Nijoli), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:05 (sixteen years ago)

are you into christmas decorations? because biltmore christmas is v v pretty btw.

i really don't know much about asheville but it's pretty awesome that when you drive there from greenville you pass BAT CAVE.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

my parents expressed interest in moving to asheville i personally think it sounds bad

― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:07 (sixteen years ago)

bat cave is awesome
but asheville is where parents move before (or sometimes after) they divorce each other
(don't tell your parents this they might get the wrong idea)

i lived in wilmington for 4 years and i do not endorse this place either

― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:14 (sixteen years ago)

i could see people moving to asheville for retiring purposes.
see also: hendersonville.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:15 (sixteen years ago)

it's where people go when they are too cool for branson

― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

sad truth: if you grow up in greenville, asheville seems incredibly cool.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

growing up in greenville makes everywhere seem cool

― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:31 (sixteen years ago)

try growing up in akron

― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:34 (sixteen years ago)

Greenville has yet to spawn a Devo so you probably have a point

― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:42 (sixteen years ago)

chrissie hynde is the other patron saint of akron, aside from the blimp
also black keys, but they have yet to prove themselves

― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

and lebron

― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:50 (sixteen years ago)

well sure
in fact i have personal connections with lebron! not too personal though.

― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

MY HEROES!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1394/548681236_f22f855bbb.jpg

― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 04:53 (sixteen years ago)

Are those 'before' and 'after' shots on the record sleeve?

― Department of Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification (S-), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 05:38 (sixteen years ago)

ha! my friend owns/operates the (only) record store in akron and i think he has that record hanging on the wall

verdict: akron slays greenville

sorry

― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 12:59 (sixteen years ago)

didn't know there was a competition going

― avant garbo (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

wow.

― MC Short Shorts (Nijoli), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:56 (sixteen years ago)

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