If you don't think you can make this interesting without resorting to trolling, you shouldn't bother posting it in the first place.

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what if marcello carlin's vision of an internet board came true?!?

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

guys this whole forum is comedy gold TO THE MAX!!

"Please don't post just a link. Also, please make sure the clip is funny before saying it's funny in the thread title. THANK YOU"

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

"This topic violates our agreements with our advertisers."

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

"THIS IS NOT AMERICA. THIS IS THE W. I AM *YOUR* DICTATOR. I MAY BAN YOU IF YOU ARE STUPID AND BLATANTLY DISREGARD MY LAW. I MAY BAN YOU IF YOU ARE STUPID AND *DON'T* BLATANTLY DISREGARD MY LAW, BECAUSE I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH STUPID PEOPLE AND GENERALLY DON'T LIKE HAVING TOO MANY OF THEM AROUND."

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

"what if"

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Next time one of the admins here deletes a thread, they should put "THIS IS NOT AMERICA" in the admin log. Srsly.

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

"Boy, I hate speculation threads."

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

" For your reference, this is a pretty good example of the kind of post I do NOT want to see here.

Clueless about the use of a header and signature
Lack of proper capitalization
Terrible sentence fragments
Questionable placement of abbreviations
Poor punctuation
Bad spelling
Run-on sentences
Trite
Breaks no new ground
Obvious
Punchline that has no point/no summation/isn't funny/IS THE FREAKIN' SUBJECT

Other than that, a fine début. I anxiously await the banning that will surely follow a second thread looking exactly like this one. Hey, PROVE ME WRONG."

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

"This appears to be one o' them list threads I hate."

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

i challenge you to prove that this guy isn't Marcello anyway.

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Marcello would have used some o' them big words he likes.

"Well done, you've broken about three rules with one post. You must love staying on my radar."

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

"waste"
"little man"

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

hi dere

― benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe maybe maybe Marcello should post there instead!

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

ok, but you have to tell him.

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link

estiebuttez hates marcello and me
marcello hates me and estiebuttez
i hate estiebuttez and marcello

somehow g-kit gets off scot free

― banrique (blueski), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't hate Marcello!

I just think he's not a patch on Carmody.

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, don't feel bad. plenty of people hate me. i'm sure Marcello would, too, if he acknowledged my existence.
my catchphrase is "wai 2 haet the_kit?" for a good reason, yknow.

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

That's even worse than "ska punk".

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

nothing is worse that ska punk.

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

you guys need to all kiss and make up

i like all of you, although i did tell marcello to shut his mouth yesterday

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks for the referrals!

― CRZ (CRZ), Saturday, 4 November 2006 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

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