two months pass...you see exits to the south and east.
what now?
>:
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:40 (fourteen years ago) link
ILX makes less sense if you don't take the analgesic.
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link
>south
An enormous music critic blocks your path. He looks hungry.
What now?
― ello. ow are oo? (bug), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link
a troll is here.
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
>feed troll
what do you want to feed the troll with?
― thomp, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
>feed troll carrots
(oh god I used to play one of these all the time when I was little - it was my favorite)
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
you don't have any carrots.
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
>feed troll racist tomatoes
― Kerm, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
You offer the troll the racist tomatoes, but it requests that you play it some beardo disco music instead.
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link
>suggest ban troll
― Kerm, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link
You have successfully suggest banned the troll. However the action is ultimately futile, since he will return under one of his many sockpuppet aliases.The enormous music critic sneers and grunts a disdainful laugh.
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
> use challops
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
i understood you as far as wanting to use something.
― thomp, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
> use challops on critic
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
>use challops on critic
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
(hey guys I think the VAX has crashed again)
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
the critic becomes enraged!
the critic attacks the troll.
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
>pop popcorn
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link
>wear sock
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
you are now wearing the sock.
the critic has hit the troll!
the troll attacks the critic.
the critic flees north.
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
> feed troll popcorn
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
The troll ignores the popcorn and instead asks you if you think Steely Dan's "Pretzel Logic" is better than The Beatles' "Revolver".
― snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
>summon mod
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
>inventory
you are carrying:popcorntrucker hatracist bottle opened
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
The troll is useless so you ignore his question and head west.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
THE CHURCH
You are in a maze of empty passages, all of them alike.
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
to the south, you see a pickle bar.
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
> revive ask chaki thread
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't see the ask chaki thread here
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
There is a lot of noise coming from within the pickle bar.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
>imageflood room
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
>suggest 'props' to the finn
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
>eat popcorn
I don't understand.
>use popcorn
I don't understand
>put popcorn in mouth
>fuflkjfasdj;clkc
― timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
the finn says 'what's a props?'
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
the finn eyes you quizically
>explain props to the finn
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
three hours pass
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
>use snark
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
> mod gives you < meta warning
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
>use meta warning on clusterfuck
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
The clusterfuck grows!
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Out of the clusterfuck emerges ... the dreaded STRAWMAN
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
>say to finn, 'enter clusterfuck'
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
> talk to the STRAWMAN
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
>You have already fed the troll
i can't see a STRAWMAN
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
>Post ironic GIS image
>;laskjdf;lajsdf;lkajsdf;klasjdf
― timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
The clusterfuck grows again!
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
>talk to lurker
― thomp, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
the lurker does not respond
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
There is a door marked "I Love Music" here.
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
>examine door
― thomp, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
run y/n
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
you run
>the door is locked
Pick up Log.
Use the Log to get in.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
the lurker follows you
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
You are in a circular room. Rows of bookshelves line the walls. Several people huddle in a corner discussing Pynchon.
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
> start thread "the beatles are overrated"
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
[code]there is a geir
what do you want to do?[/code
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
The people in the corner look at you oddly. "What does that have to do with postmodern fiction?" they ask?
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
use "book of eggers"
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
The people in the corner drop the Pynchon book and stare at you.
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
>defend oneself with irony
― thomp, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link
The people batter themselves senseless against your irony!
The Pynchon book lies unnoticed.
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link
>take pynchon book
you now have the pynchon book.
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link
>there is a grate on the floor. you can make out the words 'I Love Comics' on the grate.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
> open grate
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
there is a strange smell from below the grate.
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
You hear the distant sounds of lasers and a male voice shouting "LUDA!"
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
through the grate you see a dark room with several odd-looking creatures along the edges. they are wearing capes and appear to be playing with toy ships.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link
>close grate
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
You are stopped by MONA LISA LUDATITS!
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
>use search
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
that will not help you here. try something else.
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
>attack MONA LISA LUDATITS with Linkbreaker Sword
you broke the link.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
>look
there is a door to the west marked AFTL. The floor grate is now closed. The readers appear to be regaining consciousness.
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
>read pynchon book
[cast spell of confusion on SELF] You take 4 points of damage.
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
>use FAQ
― sleeve, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Still dazed, you wander through the door marked AFTL.
The room is very quiet.
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
enjoying this
― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
From behind the wall you hear a Chung.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
ignore the Chung
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
there is a bargain priced DVD here
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
>ask Chung about hentai
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
There is a whooshing sound and a bright light. You feel like you are spinning, and close your eyes. When you open them, you are back in the room lined with bookshelves.
There is a door to the west marked AFTL. There is a closed grate in the floor. There are some readers here.
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link
>turn face into a heartyou can't do that.
you can't do that.
― fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
>INVENTORYYOU HAVE:A PERSONALITY DISORDERA CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER
YOU HAVE:A PERSONALITY DISORDERA CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER
― Keith, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link
>share personality disorder with readers
you are already doing that.
― Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
u guys are dorks
― Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
> Computer, I think I'm in love with you
> I knew you wouldn't...this is so SO hard. I guess it started at your birthday party last year.
> Yeah, you didn't even know I was there. Rodney invited me - we were seeing each other back then, off and on.
> He was cheating on his girl with me. Ugh, let's not even go there. Anyways, you were handing out drinks by the hot tub and I couldn't take my eyes off of you.
> Go West
You see a framed racist right-wing cartoon hanging up on a wall.
― timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
>suggest ban the slocki
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
12 hours pass
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 07:43 (fourteen years ago) link
xyzzy
― ello. ow are oo? (bug), Thursday, 9 July 2009 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link
you have unlocked '77'
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 07:56 (fourteen years ago) link
you enter the door marked '77'there is a doormando you want to tip the doorman y/nyare you sure you want to do this y/nythere is a CLUSTERFUCK
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:16 (fourteen years ago) link
>invite the finn
― Bo'para Selecta! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:23 (fourteen years ago) link
the finn has PRINCIPLEShe refuses your offerhe wants to share his PRINCIPLES with you
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:47 (fourteen years ago) link
(this thread is no fun without tuomas, tbh)
― 51 logins to SB Jol (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link