Best Beloved Benson

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http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/benson.jpg

your warm chubby puppy belly
the way you crawl up my belly and sleep on my chest with your chin resting on my cheek while we both nap
you give good sleepy cuddles
your feet smell like popcorn
the way you like to sit/sleep/hang out on my shoulders
you are very soft
you look ridiculous when you run and it's awesome
you are pretty smart for a baby

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 11:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

OMG YESSSSS! <3 <3 <3

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 11:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

oh my

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

that is.. a special dog

kind of don't know what else to say other than "at least I was at work when I looked at that, argh"

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

is it okay that i thought this was gonna be about

http://i.ivillage.com/E/325/PowerfulWomen/E_OlivaBenson_325.jpg

AnCoulter (J0rdan S.), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

that's better than what I was thinking

http://organpron.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/benson.jpg

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

1. that is quite something. i am sure E will be...delighted
2. ^he was named after this guy

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

3. http://i42.tinypic.com/2lm1nj4.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

wrt 3 am working on it

plax (ico), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

that's better than what I was thinking

That was the Benson I was thinking of. I didn't really understand the show as a kid, but I tried to incorporate the dialogue into my everyday conversations, ie, "I think I'll pass up this chance to insult you, Krauss".

black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

Sweet jesus what have you done to my poor sweet dog!?

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 20 March 2010 02:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

guys, i think its a shop :/

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Saturday, 20 March 2010 04:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

First thought was of the "Benson Arizona" song from the beginning of Dark Star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbuQ5ZLB2ME

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 20 March 2010 04:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

Hartigay better choice though

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 20 March 2010 04:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

now in possession of (1) bulldog puppy

hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

my roommates

hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

I didn't really understand the show as a kid, but I tried to incorporate the dialogue into my everyday conversations, ie, "I think I'll pass up this chance to insult you, Krauss".

― black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, March 19, 2010 8:21 PM

imagining a child snoball saying this and loling so hard

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

omg jordan! bulldog puppies are so great.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

i'm tepidly excited

hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

IT MATCHES HIS EYES

SUPER USA (╓abies), Friday, 2 April 2010 02:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

Aw, so cute when he's playing with that cock ring

StanM, Friday, 2 April 2010 04:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

>:-O

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Friday, 2 April 2010 10:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

That's either a tiny dog or...

Convenience Fish (snoball), Friday, 2 April 2010 10:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

<3 this dog

plax (ico), Friday, 2 April 2010 17:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

WTF?!

Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Sunday, 25 April 2010 10:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

I honestly don't even know what to say about that.

Haven't posted here in a while so here are some recent Bensons 4 u:

http://i845.photobucket.com/albums/ab18/expatrica2/BENNY-1.jpg

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Sunday, 25 April 2010 10:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^^ would have as bedroom wall poster

Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, 30 April 2010 11:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

Throw in some rave fractals and you'd make a fortune at Glastonbury.

Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, 30 April 2010 12:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^^ would have as bedroom wall poster

― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, April 30, 2010 6:54 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

srsly. plz make available as a high-res img, thx

i have a friend who would be ~delighted~ by such a poster

rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Friday, 30 April 2010 12:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol i make these using something called "paintbrush" (like a less functional ms paint) and crop them on image preview. i dont know what a rave fractal is or how to make something hi res.

plax (ico), Friday, 30 April 2010 12:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

Just seeing this now. Probably going to try figure out a way to print and frame that.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 02:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

the reckoning?

plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

also, how will you explain that to ppl "oh its just by this guy i know on the internet who likes to do collages involving my dog w/ mystical/homoerotic overtones"

plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 23:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

Would probably say just that. Well, might leave out the homoerotic overtones bit but you know.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

Video is dark and sideways and I sound retarded for some reason so turn the sound off, turn your heads to the side and squint so that you can see that this dog is pretty odd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPApe4FS58Q

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Thursday, 6 May 2010 03:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

gahahaha

I thought "escargot" was a snail? (Matt P), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

HOLY CRAP. THAT IS AMAZING. Forget about the other one. I need this one on my wall. How can we make this happen. Email me the file or something - pls???

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

Seriously would frame this.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

omg

I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 May 2010 03:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

amazing

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 11:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

Hang on a second - you can't fool me. THAT IS NOT BENSON.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 11:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

Too right, it's Ernest Borgnine.

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 11:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

alright alright

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/healingwind.jpg

plax (ico), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 12:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

<3
belated happy birthday to mr b
i swear that is the most awwwable face i have ever seen

drash, Friday, 13 November 2015 07:13 (two years ago) Permalink

:) I think lil the old man (look at that gray beard!) had a good day. He got a nice treat.

http://i65.tinypic.com/snnofc.jpg

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 13 November 2015 11:01 (two years ago) Permalink

happy belated b-day little man!
do you like belly rubs? i bet you do! too cute i'm gonna die dsafkhjjlsdfkjhksd

monster mash, Friday, 13 November 2015 13:05 (two years ago) Permalink

Can confirm that he does, in fact, love belly rubs.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 13 November 2015 14:23 (two years ago) Permalink

Such a good picture.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 13 November 2015 17:05 (two years ago) Permalink

he grew up so fast! :D

Operating Thetan III (monster mash), Saturday, 14 November 2015 03:15 (two years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://www.instagram.com/p/9I7bIngk7X/

gr8080, Monday, 7 December 2015 22:47 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Oh man. I can't believe I hadn't posted about the mans in so long! Here - he smile for you:

http://i65.tinypic.com/2w7q1w7.gif

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 19:23 (seven months ago) Permalink

(moving picture magic credit to RS I'm not talented enough to fuck with that)

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 19:24 (seven months ago) Permalink

what a little guy

clouds, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 23:12 (seven months ago) Permalink

love this dude

tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 24 June 2017 01:57 (six months ago) Permalink

Looking good Benson!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 June 2017 02:26 (six months ago) Permalink

be<3d

Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 June 2017 02:26 (six months ago) Permalink

OK so I'm going to a "paint your pet" night at one of those paint bar things this week and this is the pic I'm painting. We'll see how it turns out.

http://i63.tinypic.com/2z4eil1.jpg

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 June 2017 15:54 (six months ago) Permalink

WHY IS THIS DOG SO DAMN CUTE?!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 June 2017 15:54 (six months ago) Permalink

http://i68.tinypic.com/2w2pkqg.jpg

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 June 2017 02:51 (six months ago) Permalink

whoa that's awesome!

korla pundit (crüt), Thursday, 29 June 2017 02:52 (six months ago) Permalink

!! fantastic!

are you gonna hang it up at home?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 29 June 2017 03:46 (six months ago) Permalink

Hell yeah I am. :)

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 29 June 2017 14:26 (six months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

wow E really went all out this year

https://i.imgur.com/OaKIuHi.png

northwest pass-agg (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 16 October 2017 20:11 (three months ago) Permalink

p(l)ug

clouds, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 16:58 (three months ago) Permalink

buttpug

the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 20 October 2017 03:09 (two months ago) Permalink

RIP Robert Guillaume, guy who made me think of this thread title when I read that he died

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 19:46 (two months ago) Permalink

guy who benson was named after tbf

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 23:35 (two months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Little dude will be EIGHT tomorrow. What?

Got some sign making to do.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:49 (two months ago) Permalink

Last year's birthday foto.

http://i66.tinypic.com/mt4kuo.png

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:05 (two months ago) Permalink

happy birthday, big man!

StanM, Friday, 10 November 2017 21:24 (two months ago) Permalink

sweet little old boy

clouds, Sunday, 12 November 2017 16:26 (two months ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/nIioVdC.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 November 2017 18:08 (two months ago) Permalink

hbd buddy!

mh, Sunday, 12 November 2017 18:08 (two months ago) Permalink

happy birthday darling benson

estela, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:54 (two months ago) Permalink

No one can talk me out of getting a pug.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Monday, 13 November 2017 01:01 (two months ago) Permalink

what about a chug

clouds, Monday, 13 November 2017 01:01 (two months ago) Permalink

Good ol' B. Happy birthday.

brownie, Monday, 13 November 2017 12:13 (two months ago) Permalink

1) PUG!!!

2) I was hoping for E.F. Benson, but...
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51O0nOZ15QL._UY250_.jpg

Virulent Is the Word for Julia (j.lu), Monday, 13 November 2017 13:02 (two months ago) Permalink

how do you get him to sit still like such a good boy

the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 03:35 (one month ago) Permalink

Probably because he is the best boy

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 03:38 (one month ago) Permalink

Yes! :)

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 18:46 (one month ago) Permalink

Also, the promise of treats.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 18:46 (one month ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/hy7OZB2.gif

I'm sorry, I'm trying to delete it.

pplains, Monday, 1 January 2018 02:28 (two weeks ago) Permalink

HNY BENSON

El Tomboto, Monday, 1 January 2018 04:08 (two weeks ago) Permalink

HNY! :D

http://i63.tinypic.com/synn69.jpg

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 16:40 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Also, my dad sent me the pug in the mask thing this morning and i hate it so much it's so creepy whyyyyyyyy :(.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 16:41 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Glamorous Benson!

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:05 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Happy New Year Benson and ENBB!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:06 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Happy New Year Karl!

x-post - :D

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:14 (two weeks ago) Permalink

benson the love pug

estela, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:31 (two weeks ago) Permalink

I call him that all the time :).

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:37 (two weeks ago) Permalink

<3

estela, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:40 (two weeks ago) Permalink

He is such a photogenic fellow! HNY to you both <3

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 19:52 (two weeks ago) Permalink


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