Best Kid Ever?

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yes 4
yes 2


\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 2 May 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

where's the option for "yes"

thread assessor (latebloomer), Monday, 2 May 2011 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Jesus Christ no

offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

awwwww

i love him

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

That said, I'm glad I can do so from afar and don't have to take care of him or anything because there's no doubt in my mind that this kid's a total menace

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't stand anyone having food on their face, no matter how adorably not-givin'-a-fuck ginger they are otherwise.

offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I would disown that child and hand him off to the nearest willing stranger on my way out of the stadium.

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

It's the not giving a fuck part that I love. He's all like "YEAH SOCCER! YEAH ICE CREAM! I'M SO INTO IT I'M JUST GONNA SMEAR THIS SHIT ALL OVER MY FACE. FEELS GOOD, MAN."

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

lol WMC. I know. Despite the love and kinship I feel for the little bugger he does pretty much look like the biggest nightmare on the planet.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

kid is on shrooms imo

That Dunkster! (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

he's on childhood imo

thread assessor (latebloomer), Monday, 2 May 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 8 May 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

im on the fence

as far as sports fans kids go this is one of the top tho along with bird-flippin sox fan

roxymuzak, Sunday, 8 May 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i have scant aw<3 in my heart for that little bosthoon, truculent boys with ginger hair were the bane of my childhood, i spent hours and hours babysitting them and refereeing their fights and unsuccessfully trying to clean their biro marks off my dolls' faces.

estela, Sunday, 8 May 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i relate to the ice cream

zingstreet (latebloomer), Monday, 9 May 2011 10:54 (twelve years ago) link

you've been spread across a kids face at a sporting event?

roxymuzak, Monday, 9 May 2011 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

lmfao

chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

if he were my kid he'd get a bath (I don't care what time of day it is, I said a bath) and 20 extra hours of tapdancing drills, end of story.

and to think he did that sh*t in public...on live tv! his parents obviously aren't stage parents or else he'd know how to behave (hint: the only thing you should smear on your face is concealer, and boy does he need it!) in front of the media. we are looking at a future Lindsay Loohan, except skip the fame, skip the film career, do no pass go, do not collect $200, and go straight to rehab.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Monday, 9 May 2011 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

just kidding, I have mixed feelings about this kid but mostly pos.

voted a tentative "yes".

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Monday, 9 May 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

Disgusting

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Monday, 9 May 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

No. Double chin is only adding to hatefulness of his smug fat face and all its attention-demanding infant behaviors. My guess is indulged, unhealthily fed, inconsistently parented, laughed at and encouraged for all the wrong things.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 9 May 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

Is that from Italy vs Brazil btw?

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Monday, 9 May 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

Damn! I was just like what a weirdo lol at kids. Never thought this would inspire such *feelings*

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 9 May 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

i hate him

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Monday, 9 May 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

What exactly is the trigger that's making me hate him so much? It's something about the deliberateness of the attention-demanding but that's not all.

Is it the deviance of the face-smearing, the feeling that it should be distasteful to a socialized person and he's either THAT ill-socialized or THAT desiring of being a spectacle by any means necessary?

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 9 May 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

it's because he's a ginger. admit it.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 9 May 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

my analysis is that he is imitating behavior and probably receiving very little attention given the context.

You Get Hoynes (bnw), Monday, 9 May 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

xp I can't! Because I went through a solid decade in which I considered red hair MORE attractive than other kinds. Now it has kind of stopped mattering because guys in my age range are crossing threshold into bald/grey, but there was a time....

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 9 May 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

so now you hate what you cannot have!!!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 9 May 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

Laurel otm in this thread.

Stomp! in the name of love (WmC), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 9 May 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link


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