being short

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lol @ all you short people

my dinner of butt (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

Careful, that means the shiv is closer to your entrails.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

damn this thread got heated, short people going at each others necks, we need to stick together

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 December 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

i don't feel this insecurity anymore btw... all my friends in chicago are my height for w/e reason

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

I'm 5'7 but don't mind I just buy boots with thick soles

乒乓, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

i actually have no memory of what the source of this was last summer

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

Jord I'm not your friend but I'm considerably shorter than you are AND I'm in Chicago. Even your extended posse is short.

passion it person (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

I'm taller. We can never meet.

Jeff, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

damn this thread got heated, short people going at each others necks, we need to stick together

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, December 11, 2012 8:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Of course, the neck is the most logical place to go at, if you're a head shorter than the other guy

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

I think I was about 5'5" until my junior/senior year of high school, and some part of my brain still expects me to be shorter than most people. So, I feel you, people who are shorter.

mh, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.nextmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/HHC-Hi-res.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 December 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

human garbage

buzza, Saturday, 22 December 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

I think gr80 was like 5'9" 1/2

buzza, Saturday, 22 December 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link

javier bardem has the head of a 6'4" man tho

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 December 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link

Jergins was a little taller

buzza, Saturday, 22 December 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

the female ilxors I have met were shorter but not unusually so

buzza, Saturday, 22 December 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

how tall is a buzza

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 December 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

harbl and roxy thought I was short
They were wrong
I am tall

buzza, Saturday, 22 December 2012 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

i trust harbl and roxy

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 December 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

ask the sandbox crew ; )

buzza, Saturday, 22 December 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

What, isn't tom cruise supposed to be like 5"3?

formerly EDB (ed.b), Saturday, 22 December 2012 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

people who play in sandboxes tend to be very short, not sure their perspective is best

k3vin k., Saturday, 22 December 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

I think I was about 5'5" until my junior/senior year of high school, and some part of my brain still expects me to be shorter than most people. So, I feel you, people who are shorter.

― mh, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 4:13 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah same here, i was 5'3" at the end of my sophomore year and came back junior year like 5'7". i'm 6'-6'1" now and still think everyone is taller than me even though in reality i'm at least a few inches over most of them.

arby's, Saturday, 22 December 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

I would have guessed Bardem near 6 even!

mh, Saturday, 22 December 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

Bards is reported at 5'11" or 6 ft lots of places online. Not gonna lie tbh, being 6ft tall is pretty f'in cool.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 22 December 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

eh, I could lie up to 5'11" if I was standing up real straight

mh, Saturday, 22 December 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

I'm 5'11". It's a pretty sweet height tbh

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Saturday, 22 December 2012 09:08 (eleven years ago) link

6' to 6'2" seems fairly ideal to me. trust me, anything above that and life becomes needlessly complicated.

packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 22 December 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Hey, poor people, in case you were wondering, having a million dollars is pretty sweet. You're welcome.

Alien Lays (Old Lunch), Saturday, 22 December 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

I'm 5'11" but by brother is 6'4"-6'5" so everyone thinks I'm quite short. Everyone I've met from the Netherlands is at least 7 feet tall.

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 22 December 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

I'm comfortable enough being able to hide stuff in the top cabinet while also being able to go up in the McDonalds Playland with my kid when no one else is around.

Dad's 5'7". Mom's barely 5'0". I can't complain about being 182.245 cm tall.

(Even in metric, my height is stupid.)

pplains, Saturday, 22 December 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

i don't mind being short tbh

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 14 June 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

I'm 6'4 and don't really feel I can pull off being this tall, I think I'd like to look more inconspicuous. I tend to stoop and hunch, but I think that maybe just makes being tall more noticeable?

soref, Saturday, 14 June 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link

today I was dismissed in my cricket match by a dude who was possibly 3'0". He got 4 wickets and his team won

that said, once you're a dwarf there's a different sort of stigma, which it might be easier to own (idk, risky ground here)

Who whom kissed? (imago), Saturday, 14 June 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

I'd like to be about 4" taller.

Jeff, Saturday, 14 June 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link

after I was done growing I spent three years dating a woman easily two inches taller than me who insisted she was at most six foot two so I was like hm guess i never did make six foot

like a month after we broke up i had to have a checkup and the nurse was like dude you're six foot one why did you write five eleven on the form

/:

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, 14 June 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

that story offers further proof that every person in this world, including me, is a nuisance.

estela, Sunday, 15 June 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link

<3 short ones

ledriver, Sunday, 15 June 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link

I am beginning to suspect, due to my recent few years' worth of crushes, that I might actually have a preference for short dudes.

you go PUNCHING yourself in... THE DICK! (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:24 (nine years ago) link

you've crushed on Peter Dinklage?

sarahell, Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link

who hasnt

I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

From my observations during my time as a corporate whore, I have concluded that women in senior corporate management are disproportionately:

--super tall
--super smart
--super mean

or some combination thereof. I must have gotten by on just the first. Getting shorter, though--last measurement clocked in at 5'10'', so I don't think I can get away with saying I am "just under 6 feet" anymore.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 15 June 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link

I'm 5'6 like Cindy Crawford I think that's sexy

― deeja entendu (wins), Monday, December 16, 2013 6:07 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Sunday, 15 June 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

sounds legit

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 September 2014 07:44 (nine years ago) link

A couple of months ago, I was at a party with the current Object Of My Obsessions, and although I studiously avoided him all evening, I found I had to walk past him to leave. So of course, as I did, I kinda checked him out a bit. And as I was creepily studying him, I was thinking to myself "y'know, he's not as short as I was lead to believe; his head is nearly level with mine." Then I almost tripped over something, looked down and realised he was standing on a step above me.

Still almost unspeakably hott, though.

Shugazi (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 7 September 2014 09:48 (nine years ago) link

(I guess, as if being short isn't bad enough, you have to be subject to Branwell's unspeakable lusts. I am so, so sorry to make this worse for you, attractive short dudes of the Earth.)

Shugazi (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 7 September 2014 10:08 (nine years ago) link

i am huge

flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 7 September 2014 12:59 (nine years ago) link

me too

markers, Sunday, 7 September 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link


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