text messages

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Concider

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I forgave her for "concider" as soon as I saw "ps: BLOW A HORN."

HYPER-LINXXX

Loose some damn pounds

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i can't believe some people get spam in their text inbox

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i think this is my favorite thread of all time

these messages. i can not come up with a reply other than 'waht'

omg shutup that is on your phone

lol at the whitedout number

haha yeah from hs bff who i (quite obviously) have very little in common with these days.

she is telling me about her new boyfriend.

allow me to let you in on a little hint: she actually really likes that his arm is half-gone

what did you say to her back

(!!!)

nothing yet.

say 'ive always thot crippled guys are so hot!' and she will reply 'srsly??' i will bet u money on that

hmmmm "i say you do what you will! be careful"

how about HAT'S OFF I SAY

minus the apostrophe which was a stupid typo

YES maybe even w the apostrophe!

and i dunno the caps is kinda essential, very eliza doolittle

the hat is off, to be fair

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Fuckin' hate those miniature chicken abusers.

good thred

goddamn good thred!

i wish people would stop using motorola phones

missing an arm is a total dealbreaker in my book!!!!!!!!!

it's only HALF an arm so half deal brake?

i would really prefer a whole arm, i know it's a lot to ask

i just know i would end up getting mad at him one day and say you know, is it really too much for you to GET AN ARM!

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I AM POPPING OPEN A MOUNTAIN DEW IN YOUR HONOR

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<3

out: Runm sida plz
in: ¥

in: I fucking think you arf awesome.

i knew things were about to get even dumber when i received:

'she is a scandlest bitch'

in
you are such a country song.

only the hoos

On the tippin' and talkin' that gib front:
"congrays foggie"
followed by my favorite:
"kins"
followed by:
"like lidscris tbdg"

― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Saturday, April 25, 2009 5:10 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

in: i am going to punch you in the face

in: one 14 year old to another in 4th period english--"i have like 5 new dubstep songs for you to check out"

lol

from: dad
So I just did the math and we each had 18 bottles worth of beer last night.

"Fuck u & ur nihilist hipster vacuum - deleted"

"x was too drunk to hang out. I had to call the cops on a dood who was beating his girlfriend on x dr... I wish I had found anything else to do instead"

"Eyes wide shut and a willing attitude id ell it takes..."

"Please remain the peaceful soul you are! God is watching us~from a distance"

"Oh, im glad you saw x, i guess. im goin to an awesome dance party in baltimore tonight- four hours of funk"

"Happy valentines u sexy bitch"

"Im having a few people over 2nite 4 felafel would b great 2 c u"

"I get too emotional to talk. i do indeed have a date tonight assistd by okcupid"

"Yes del- x definitely left me,broke my heart,But not for long"

"yo, sorry that I made a drunken idiot of myself tonight, but I got your back bro! Call me anytime"

"You have my friend Del's cell phone, if you want money for it, call this number back"

"I live in md-i work at a Target-i am every truck drivers dream of a good wife...THE END"

"It is, but it's more interesting when you actually care about the players involved in the scenario"

"OK-i hope u r doing well,god forgive u are having problems w/Ladies"

"Ur such an online/beer weirdo. Like a fox!"

"In pa kind of feel like dying"

"i have been really bored & disappointd with life recently"

"Yo man. Sorry I didn't get back to u. I went to get my check, put to eat, met my dealer and popped a bunch of percs. I'm pretty much useless when I do that shit. My bad"

"Fat tuesday is the cunt of gluttony infused with the western concept of guilt and self reprimand. Theres a new new orleans in heaven and god wont let us smell"

"Wats the address for the house party? Lol"

in: "I figure I can be a bear if I shave my head and put on 20 kilos or so"

(my ex R, fwiw, lol. Was tempted to reply "u are one already fattey")

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braggin 2011

bragging 2009 amirite?

braggin reruns

lol

spying on a woman standing next to me in the metro this morning whose text message read something about "he's away for the weekend" & something else about a "throbbing kobasa"

aw

lool

in--my mom is sooooo mad about my pink hair
out--lol <3 u
in--she yelled at me for being a 'punk rocker' lol

is a 12 yr old texting u

in: watch you back faggot,your number is up.

O_O

flirting imo

in--my mom is sooooo mad about my pink hair
out--lol <3 u
in--she yelled at me for being a 'punk rocker' lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, May 10, 2011 8:50 P

this can't be someone over 16 - right?

she is 22

and she is v v sweet

yall be nice

lol

she just graduated and went home to visit, having just put a pink streak in her hair for an of montreal show

Her mistake was going to an Of Montreal show.

cold shit

:D j/k <3

lol i just know better than to stand for internet denigration of my lady friends these days <3

we have always been right

in: "foot forget fads bday tmorrw"

Oh mother, turn the autocomplete function off.

in: "It s a full moon, vampires r out and about"

from my stepdad!

at 1:30 AM

"What is shazbot"

naturally my response: Google it bb!

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'excuse me are you guys with a band' and glenn talks through brisket 'we're danzig'

omg context please amon

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SORRY FOR THE MASS TEXT AND CAPS BUT YOU CAN GET ICE CREAM INSTEAD OF THE TOY IN THE BURGER KING KIDS MEAL NOT KIDDING

in: noice mate,I'm tonging for dinner and a beer as we speak
me: tonging? lol
in: I meant tounging!

[THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE]

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i never get random texts until today when someone asked me how my day was going or some shit like that

unfortunately for marla, i am not maura (not our maura, i presume, but a different maura)

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