NEW SELKY ON BOARD!!!...SATAN WATCH OUT LALALALALALALAAAAAA

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must say the image of a tramp listening to a radio outside wogans at 2 in the morning is fairly random....but it's actually all about the posum that climbed the mango tree to find a pair of pink binoculars with fluffly edges with which he could sprout wings and fly to mexico to visit the queen.......ja rastafari!!!

― ghandi...wooooo, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:07 (twenty years ago)

comedy

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:08 (twenty years ago)

whaty?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:21 (twenty years ago)

it's all about RANDOM!!any one go any random tales of joy to share with us fellow work shy lovers....??

― yo, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:24 (twenty years ago)

i once saw a goose...

IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:26 (twenty years ago)

which selky are you? I'm guessing ayla!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:26 (twenty years ago)

Everyone do the chicken dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:28 (twenty years ago)

indeedeo! ive been sucked into this world of avoiding doing my work...damm youwhoo!
theres two ducks walking round my back garden right now..pretty random

― ghandi...wooooo, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:29 (twenty years ago)

ah ha, welcome ghandi Selk, good of you to join us.
I always have chickens walking about in my garden, but that's normal here, not random. I saw a squirrel sitting in a bin eating rubbish the other day, that was quite random. The tramp listening to the radio was funny, they always do random stuff. Like one of them was shouting "I said pick him up, not pick on him" and the other one was saying "huh?? Pick on him?" and they kept repeating the two phrases for about 5 mins. Heh heh.

― satan, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:37 (twenty years ago)

Lovely jubblies

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:40 (twenty years ago)

heee heee the tramps sound like the crazy old people at work... one of them asked me if i was collecting saliva the other day...and another lady was convinced i was her brother coming to take her to the theatre... that place is full of randomness!

― ghandi...wooooo, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:45 (twenty years ago)

jokes, you should get them to write you into their will's. Nigel worked somewhere like that, there was one guy that could only say "Piece of cake!"

― sates, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:49 (twenty years ago)

hehe, he was actually going "pull him up, y'know like by the collar?" and the other one was like "bullying?"
"no no, pull him up"
"I don't like bullying"
"No not bullying, pick him up!"
"Naw I don't like bullying"

etc...

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:52 (twenty years ago)

ha ha...i have actually had them offer me their houses and money... theres a man who can only say 'bloody hell' but he shouts it out. so your like 'how are you leslie.. and the only response you ever get is 'BLOODY HELL' or BLAAAAG'..Funny as fuck i tell yee...everyone should work in an old peoples home

― ayla (ghandi...wooooo), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

soo am confused..i know who satan is..whos dog latin?

― ayla (ghandi...wooooo), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:55 (twenty years ago)

wogan

― sates, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:56 (twenty years ago)

i seeee.....yoooo wogan!! have you found my ear thingamajigy by any chance?

― ayla (ghandi...wooooo), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:58 (twenty years ago)

ahh lalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to you by the way

― ayla (ghandi...wooooo), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:58 (twenty years ago)

still don't think I get the la la la thing, is the next line: "jump in a car?"

― satey watey wate wates, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:03 (twenty years ago)

uuuhhhhh.....can be if you want it to....its just ..ya know...lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa run very far, jump in a car, its all about ja......woooh!

― ayla (ghandi...wooooo), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:07 (twenty years ago)

hallo you! haven't found the ear thing yet mate unfortunately.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:08 (twenty years ago)

But my flatwife is called ayla.
what is this moonlightwifing?
All the tramps round here do is lurk in unexpected spots injecting heroin into their groins. Also there is the problem of the alleged crack squirrels. One of them attacked a colleague last week and beat up a park goers dog as an encore.
Thus proving it is clearly speed or pcp they are on and not crack at all.

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:10 (twenty years ago)

my oh my well this is profound!

― ayla (ghandi...wooooo), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:14 (twenty years ago)

I think the song goes: la la la, jump in the car, drive round again, 5 more burgers. or something like that.

― sates, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:15 (twenty years ago)

Imagine having a PIECE of cake!!

― blizzard, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:20 (twenty years ago)

WHO IS WHO?????

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:21 (twenty years ago)

Ghandi, my lucious Lady friend from the voman world, you have finally joined the crazy world of the teadrinker's!!!
Safe as Ayla!! careful though, once you've started you might never leave!

― Abacus, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

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