What is: 'Most Diszapoynting Gift' then?

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Well?.....

― Tesus Christ, Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:09 (twenty years ago)

tongues, no healing...
I dunno, can't decide.

― sates, Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:15 (twenty years ago)

All of them!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:18 (twenty years ago)

actually the thing I hate the most is photo album's, but hopefully these have been fazed out with the advent of digital photography. I was doing a paper round once, and it was christmas time, so people were giving out tips and that, but one house I went to gave me like three photo album's. I mean how shit was that, I had to cart the bastards back to my house and everything. Why they didnt just give me a fiver I don't know. I think it was an unwanted gift that they were trying to get rid of. Still, made a nice fire.

― sate, Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:18 (twenty years ago)

Why didn't you bin it you nob?

― Tev, Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:29 (twenty years ago)

cos I like burning things

― satan, Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:34 (twenty years ago)

My ma bought me and the wife theatre vouchers for Christmas, and I hate the f***ing theatre - what a sh*t gift...! (it's not that I'm afraid to type swear words, I just have a crap keyboard with an '*' instead of most the keys - it was a gift!)

― Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:35 (twenty years ago)

My ex and my best mate clubbed together for my 19th and bought me... a pretend marble lighter and ashtray. What amazed me most was the thought and care expended, although clearly the romance of the gesture could hardly fail to impress.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:46 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, that's pretty rubbish. Do you even smoke?

― Tev, Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:48 (twenty years ago)

I did then, but only other peoples and they broke the lighter using it to burn solid the mingers.
Actually it's gone full circle. I am an ex smoker now. Which means I only smoke other peoples once fortnightly. Much cheaper.

― ginweasel, Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:53 (twenty years ago)

My grandmother once bought me this 'English Bull Terrior Pin Cussion' and I don't even sew!

http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/pitbull-porc1.jpg

― Twisted Thinka, Thursday, 13 April 2006 11:02 (twenty years ago)

ha ha ha! classic

― sates, Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:14 (twenty years ago)

I was given a thimble holder which was designed to look like a little antique wardrobe. Which was great as it was not only beautiful but it provided me with an excuse to collect thimbles.

― blizzard, Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:41 (twenty years ago)

i got a beaten up old bike when i was a kid, and a can or orange spray paint and was told to paint it myself. not only was it a shit bike, but i had to do all the work to fix it up.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

you big softies! when we were young at christbutt time, my dad would dress up as santy claws, sneak quietly into our rooms and murder us in our sleep.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:34 (twenty years ago)

shit man, thats dark. how did you survive? or did someone just dig up your dead corpse and bring you back to life?

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:39 (twenty years ago)

I got a black felt tip pen for my 23rd birthday from my dad. I thought that was pretty crap.

― space cake (Space Cakes), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

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