I have a camcorder and I'm going to use it (Make up ideas for films)

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So yes, I bought me a snazzy JVC HDD camcorder. Thing is when I switch it on everyone goes deadly quiet and stops moving - very strange, maybe they're shy.
So far I have made one short film called "Toilet Watch" in which we filmed and commented on the people walking in and out of the public lavs outside our house. I need more ideas on what I can use it for. Before you say anything, I have no girlfriend and I'm not in the practice of hiring hookers so unfortunately and unless I'm very lucky, I won't be filming any deviant sexual stuff soon.

Please write your idea here, including a brief synopsis.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:21 (twenty years ago)

how about we try and capture the feral of the dell on tape, it'd be a bit like the search for the yeti, but more Hitchin based and about a weird guy that hangs about in the dell?

― satan, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:33 (twenty years ago)

does tghe feral still exist? i've never seen him. maybe we could go to scotland and try to find the catman of greenock?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

ok, i've never been to scotish, sounds like a good plan.

― sates, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:07 (twenty years ago)

look him up

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:09 (twenty years ago)

How about filming really crap footage of 'pets being cute' or someone falling over / getting hit in balls, in a really obvious set-up kind of way, then send it into you've been framed?

Either that, or make turd from the top of a really tall ladder, and film it's descent, climaxing in the point where it hits the ground and disperses? For added comedy factor, why not have some unsuspecting soul walk under that ladder?

― Twisted Thinka, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:19 (twenty years ago)

set up the camera in your bedroom, invite the various members of that band called toucher over, press record, and then film whatever happens next. you never know, if they've all got their instruments and they're not arguing, you could catch footage of some of the greatest live music ever filmed by man! and you'd be the first to do this!!! think of the power and wealth this could bring you!!!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:47 (twenty years ago)

Record yourself doing your SPECIAL DANCE. YOU KNOW THE ONE YOU DO ALL BY YOUR LONESOME WHEN U THINK NO ONE IS WATCHING...............

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:09 (twenty years ago)

the last two suggestions were already on my list.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:20 (twenty years ago)

Wander around outside restricted military facilities and power stations, filming random buildings, then when security come to remove you, be really cocky but keep the camera rolling - you'll either get some great footage of someone "standing up to the man" or you'll get a severe kicking on camera and be awarded a bunch of damages - everyones a winner...!

― Twisted Thinka, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Here's another great plan - find a convincing tranny (or at least convincing after a few pints) and come to an arrangement whereby you pay them to get it on with various (preferably loaded) 'victims'. You then film them getting it on with the he-she type thing, who then whips out some tackle and the trap is sprung. You then blackmail the victim for large sums of money, otherwise the footage is circulated. It's a plan that surely can't go wrong, plus it involves a tranny - what more could you ask for...!

― Twisted Thinka, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:47 (twenty years ago)

This has been done in 'merica with people with a van and loads of pretty ladies. They enticed boys into the van with promise of them getting paid to do pron stuff with ladies, then blindfolded them and brought out the boys, then if/when the victoms protested (this took varying length of time depending on what was going on) they booted them out of the (moving) van. i love the wrong but wouldn't like to consider who is wrongest in the set up.
hmmm
All of them maybe
Hurray.

― ginweasel, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:53 (twenty years ago)

Video yourself urinating in public and getting caught by the coppers!

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:08 (twenty years ago)

How about you video two people peeing in public, at a set trajectory, so that their 'streams' form two perfect golden arches, then sell it to McDonalds to use in an advert!

― Twisted Thinka, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:18 (twenty years ago)

ha ha, that's the best idea, Ron must be so proud of you.

― satan, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:20 (twenty years ago)

OOOOO HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY BURGERS!

― Ronald Mc Donald, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Why don't you film some Selkys being all tedz?

― Tev, Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:25 (twenty years ago)

that would be nice. if i knew any that would let me.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 20 April 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

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