rolling Jericho calls The New Day trap queens 2016

Man it sucks im having sleeping problems and nothing else to do but check ilx and see shane o mac rumours.

SHAAAAAAAANE O MAAAAAAC.

Hes gonna wrestle too!!!

Also his children has terrible names, Rogan and Kenyan? Ew.

Lol shane o mac vs taker in hell in a cell?

This is gonna be the worst booked funnest trainwreck wrestlemania ever

It is mind blowing the difference between nxt dallas and wrestlemania star.

One is potentially on a level with No Way Out 2001, Money in the bank 2011 and spring stampede 1994.

The other might be great cos its wm but has the appeal of Great American Bash 91 or watching any Raw between McMahons millions till Hornswaggles laptop.

Ooh boy. I dont usually watch Raw, at best check out whatever is said to be a great match or moment or whatever.

Roman Reigns reaaaaally cant cut a promo. Stood around staring at yr phone? *points to heart and blandly says* its whats here that matters, i like my odds... pssssh this guy has the charisma of steve blackman on the mic.

The first thing that came to mind when Vince announced Shane vs. Undertaker in the Cell was "why would Undertaker wrestle Shane just because Vince told him to?"

Right now they seem to be proposing to have Undertaker be the heel at WrestleMania, which is an odd choice. He was actually showing some heelish traits in his last feud with Lesnar, with the fake tapout and all the low blows. But that didn't end up leading anywhere (in fact IIRC it was barely acknowledged at the time, which was also strange), and even if it had, this would still be a weird direction.

Remember when Austin would drive in an ambulance and come fuck shit up?
Ambrose, former czw guy goes a 2 miles an hour and craws along the floor. What excitement youll see at mania! A streetfight with a guy who cant take a body slam on a car when al snow and roaddogg used to be able to get back up and go another 10 minutes as hardcore jobbers.

Yeah Taker as Vinces lackey seems very strange. But then again maybe its a story 20 years in the making

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

I guess taker will take it seriously cos hes got a wrestlemania legacy to uphold? If he doesnt like vince hhh steph in story, he could just have it be fingerpoke of doom?

Ha, I'd forgotten about the Corporate Ministry connection for a second there

Stephs face is about 5 shades of orange, all a lot darker than her neck. Romans texting again, and now hes facing Sheamus and doesnt seem to care much about anything. Not in a lone wolf cool guy way, like she interrupted his game of candycrush.

Rtruth and goldust have been funny in the past, why are these vignettes sooooooooooooo bad?

Bray Wyatts entrance is a snickers commercial lol, this guy once fought john cena and taker at mania i shit you not

I guess they are having the same wyatt-rybackbigshowkane match as last night? Ryback didnt injure guys enough? Wyatt guys need to look even more like chumps?

I cant see myself watching another full raw until the post-wm one.

Oh and also... the fans need Shane o mac to win. A 46 year old non wrestler needs to do what flair, michaels, hhh, orton, kane, edge, diesel etc. Couldnt do.

So... its gotta get absurd. Its gotta be the start of balor club right?

The match is so boring ryback forgot he was in it and wanders off.

"What the hell was that?" Jbl quoting krusty the clown otm

SASHA WOOOO

Sorry for liveblogging.

Sasha Banks v Becky Lynch was great in nxt right? Its next week i guess, actually they didnt say when.

This is about the tenth time theyve reshown the shane interaction

This show is fucking ridiculously long.

For black history month i guess they run out of black wrestlers and then celebrate noted non controversial figure james brown. Surprised they didnt do it to somebody call my momma.

And then lol the godfather is in the hall of fame. I guess messing up at wm8 is kinda like being a hall of fame main eventer.

Roman gets a few boos, and i guess his phone needed recharging cos he finally put it down.

For the first time in kinda long triple h will cut a long boring promo on smackdown.

Watch it! Woo! Im getting sleepy. Maybe raw *is* the cure to my sleeping problems.

Sheamus loses by countout. Fucking captivating.

Hhh wheres a leather jacket! That means something right? Oh he forgot to put a sleeveless denim jacket over it so the brawl is a bit lame cos hes not at full strength. Hopefully after shane o mac returns this week from 1999, as does the sleeveless denim jacket.

Hhh getting massivr cheers to beat up roman lol. Reigns is busted open and getting beat up by a retired suit and they cheer the old motorhead fan.

Wonder where the league of nations went

"This is the sad reality that Roman Reigns must now face."

This is so meta its ridiculous. Face and heel means nothing anymore. The guy the office obviously want to be the guy is generally loathed or gets indifferent reactions so the evil boss guy gets cheers for making him look like a chump and with either ending people are kinda ok with the evil corporation winning but actually just dont really care? Whens Cesaro expected back?

Idk if i can watch raw again anytime soon. That was hard work and hell i still enjoyed a lot of it.

I didn't see RAW yet but it sounds like one of the more entertaining trainwrecks we've seen in a while. At least they managed to deliver on the rumours that Taker's opponent would be somebody not currently on the roster (as opposed to saying that Cena is injured and thus technically not on the roster, or firing Big Show for five minutes to take him off the roster when they announce the match). Although supposedly the challenge was vague enough for Shane to announce someone (i.e. Rock or Cena) to fight on his behalf?

I wonder how the companies that won't insure Rock to wrestle would react to this ... "yeah, he's gonna need coverage for one night, it's called 'Hell in a Cell' and a seven foot tall zombie is going to ram his face repeatedly into a steel mesh. But he'll be fine ... on the set first thing Monday morning!"

It wont be the Rock. Cena is updating his twitter everyday with some super human recovery to fight a seven foot tall zombie stooge in a steel mesh cage.

Of which Taker's in his home state for possibly the last match of his career, so he cant be anything other than a face but he'll be fighting for the bad guys?

I am kinda loving how much of a clusterfuck this is all being. I wonder if Russo was secretly hired.

I fell all asleep at 10 and only got through like the first 3 segments uploaded to watchwrestling

doesn't look like I missed much

ah fuck that, get Cena to fight someone else, I want Shane-O-Mac in the HIAC match. he's only 46, he could totally still go off the top of the cell through a bunch of tables without killing himself. probably

otm

and a reminder of how fun and grotesque it could get

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3r8uo0_shane-mcmahon-vs-kurt-angle-street-fight-king-of-the-ring-2001_sport

i watched most of raw to see if they'd clarify anything about shane o'mac vs undertaker so i could stop being so confused by the idea, a mostly regrettable decision but i did enjoy seeing the huge pop for vile heel roman reigns finally getting his comeuppance

omg the 2001 KOTR is one of the PPVs I remember sneaking out of bed to watch on a school night at the tender age of 10, during that initial romance with wrestling that I'm sure all young fans must experience where whole promos, segments, matches are just burned into your brain forever after.

so strange to watch it back now with context and realise that A) there never had been and never would be a WWE match that brutal ever again (maybe excepting the Cactus Jack / HHH stuff and B) there was nothing that 2000-2001 era Kurt Angle couldn't do. Technical exhibitions? Check. Big dramatic main-event brawls? Check. Truly and timelessly hilarious backstage comedy skits? Check. Fucking 110% insanse overblown garbage death-matches against non-wrestlers? CHECK. Dude was a fucking marvel, I know everyone goes on about this all the time but he'd literally debuted 3 years earlier!! Amazing. What a guy.

Greatest theme music, also. fuck man bring back Kurt Angle you fucks, give the guy the send-off that he deserves

i'm still v v slowly catching up on lucha underground, but dayyyyyyyym that fenix - mil muertes casket match!

that shane/kurt match is one of the best of all time. they also almost literally killed each other.

When is the casket match? Ive been doing similar, just had aztec warfare.

Kurt is a free agent or easy to get atm right? Him w/ Shane v taker would be glorious, aj and joe have already shown tna can be easily forgotten

yeah he's available. problem is they always said they got rid of him when they did because they didn't want him dying in a WWE ring. that was 10 years and a looooot of matches ago. In this brave new world of concussion awareness and refusing to let people work etc. i just can't see it

casket match is episode 19, 'grave consequences'

ah im only 11 episodes in. <3 fenix though

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What's going on there?

I was going to ask the same thing. Failing to find a razor blade?

I've heard of "colour commentary" but this is beyond the pale!

Hey Byron when we said we needed you to provide a little colour on the commentary desk we meant in the sense o

Looks like when Lawler calls him "BS" he means "Blade Smuggler"!

Anyway commiserations to Byron Saxton on his forthcoming $90,000 fine

Others are saying it was a blood capsule he was handing off, which makes more sense. I can't imagine Sexy Roman gigging his forehead.

I'm more offended by Vince swearing in the opening segment. So Brad Maddox gets shit-canned for saying 'pricks' in a dark match but Vince can say one of the Seven Dirty Words and get away with it?

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these guys seem unbelievably good at doing other people's entrances, the Finn Bayley stuff on the NXT house shows is kind of mind-blowing

Main roster 2k16: Shane McMahon and (possibly synthetic) blood back on Monday night raw; critically acclaimed developmental brand creating the stars of the future: people in brightly coloured t-shirts jumping up and down and hugging each other

lol dad-approved blood capsule over blade isn't going to do roman's reputation any favors

(triple h is roman's dad)

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anyone worked out which bit of this is gonna get Roman Reigns over?

fast coming to the conclusion that animated gifs is p. much the optimum medium for consuming wrestling

The mishandling of Roman Reigns is definitely one of the most bewildering things I've ever encountered in my years following WWE. You'd think you'd really have to try hard to screw him up. And apparently that is a popular theory going around the internet these days (although I still think incompetence is the better explanation, for now).

Yeah I am dubious at some of the conspiracy theory stuff that's being posited, seems like a combo of vince being stubborn and out of touch, and hunter just not being able to help himself.

Kind of awesome and hilarious the way his rep has been rehabilitated what with nxt and so on, Cause I think you can make a pretty cohesive argument that he's still all about putting himself over at all times whatever the cost, and that has never not been the case.

He'll happily lose in big matches but he always makes sure to look as strong as possible during the buildup and in the actual match. I get that you want to keep the champion strong so that beating him means something. But for this particular feud, they really needed for HHH to screw Reigns out of the title at the Rumble, run away from him for weeks before Reigns can kill him, get forced into a title match through some shenanigans, and getting bulldozed at Mania to put Reigns over for good. In other words, Sting vs Hogan (the buildup, not the match itself). Instead it's HHH winning the Rumble more or less cleanly, beating the piss out of Reigns whenever he wants, and actively campaigning to have the match at Mania. And I'm sure the match will be 3/4 Reigns getting his ass kicked and making a big comeback at the end (to a chorus of boos).