wait wtf was jake the snake and alice cooper v. jkhonky fucking honkytonk man higher on the wm3 card than savage-steamboat

you know i should be banned from internet wrestling channels when drunk

how theshit did people vote for jesse vedntura as a politician, you know that a man who has a made a career of being jealous of hogan is just too pathetic to live

at wrestlemania 7, jack the snake had a fucking BLINDFOLD match with rick martel. biggest show of the year, people who cant see each other or comprehend spots. i genuinely don't understand how a booker like vince beat everyone else.

is hiring honky tonk man like johnny ace hiring the wrong one legged guy, and vince was just supposed to get the king from that family like any sane fucking promoter would get. honky tonk is the shits, the runny shits.

was alice cooper born looking like an old lesbian?

is there anything more racist than sheik+volkoff+slick?

if only they could have had cryme time at ringside.

b brian blair and jim brunzell were in the match before hogan v. andre

b brain blair

the killer bees

second on the card at the most famous wrestling show in history

wonder why i always forget this batshit craziness

sheik and koloff often double tagged ringrats, obv. while smoking their medicine.

its what marx and engels would have wanted.