XBox 360 WILL forgive you of sins and provide an all expenses trip to heaven, and a mansion in heaven, but will NOT throw in the gold plated driveway. You can purchase that yourself, thank you.
― biologically wrong (Z S), Monday, 5 April 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Natal will allow for masturbation watching
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 5 April 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link
paper towel
that's some load
― jeff, Monday, 5 April 2010 07:31 (fourteen years ago) link
xbox 360 droppin loads
― mayor jingleberries, Monday, 5 April 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
hopefully you'll be able to turn off the eerie staring boy or at least have him turn away.
― my opinionation (Hamildan), Monday, 5 April 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Can the XBox 360 burn billions of people in hell
RRoD vs eternal damnation
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Monday, 5 April 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link
who the fuck phrases it "endure a virgin birth"?
― requiem for crunk (kingfish), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link
did jesus's birth cause mary's hymen to break?
― abanana, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfcy-XTety4
This guy and the crazy dancing Neo-Geo man need to get the Hook Up.
― my opinionation (Hamildan), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 09:36 (fourteen years ago) link
awesome
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGcir8GzvKE
http://i40.tinypic.com/2u75dv6.jpg
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Saturday, 10 April 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
About Me: THIS CHANNEL WAS CREATED FOR MY EX - BRAD.HE RUINED MY LIFE AND CHEATED ON ME.
EXPECT MORE VIDEOS, BRAD!!!!
UPDATE: THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT, BUT I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DATING AGAIN AT THE MOMENT. I AM STILL PISSED AT THAT DOUCHE BRAD.
― goole, Saturday, 10 April 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.minnesotaorchestra.org/season/event_detail.cfm?id_event=910060
Special PresentationVideo Games Livewith the Minnesota Orchestra
* Buy TicketsSat Apr 10, 2010 8PM Orchestra Hall | $25-$50 | $100 VIP
Minnesota OrchestraJack Wall, conductorTommy Tallarico, host
Experience the Minnesota Orchestra accompanied by game footage on giant video screens, as it performs the music of the most popular games from the beginning of video gaming to the present. Plus, there will be an interactive segment: selected audience members will play a game live onstage while the orchestra performs the music!
“A touring multimedia show that has already been seen by more than 250,000 people is playing at the world's finest concert halls — with the world's finest orchestras powering through some of the world's most popular video-game music. And it's attracting a decidedly different audience. There were more than children and teenage gamers … [there were] a lot of grandmas out there.”NPR – National Public Radio
Games include:Mario™, Zelda®, Halo®, Metal Gear Solid®, Warcraft®, Myst®, Final Fantasy®, Castlevania®, Medal of Honor™, Sonic™, Tron, Tomb Raider®, Advent Rising, Headhunter, Beyond Good & Evil™, Splinter Cell®, Ghost Recon™, Rainbow Six®, EverQuest® II and a special retro Classic Arcade Medley featuring more than 20 games from Pong® to Donkey Kong®, including such classics as Dragon's Lair, Tetris, Frogger, Gauntlet, Space Invaders and Outrun!
U.S. Tour Sponsor: [alienware logo]
smh
― goole, Saturday, 10 April 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link
these guys are actually a hella good show!
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 11 April 2010 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm162/Richo92/GMAN.gif
― etrian odysseus (cozen), Monday, 12 April 2010 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/icpz6w.gif
― etrian odysseus (cozen), Monday, 12 April 2010 09:51 (fourteen years ago) link
that one gave me lolz too
― abanana, Monday, 12 April 2010 10:01 (fourteen years ago) link
uh what games are those from
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Monday, 12 April 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link
half life 2 (i assume) and dragon age
― abanana, Monday, 12 April 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link
the half life 2 one is kind of how I imagine all sock puppets on this board look like irl
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Monday, 12 April 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link
A WOMAN has gone from Nintendo to nympho after a fall from her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict.
Randy Amanda Flowers needs 10 sex sessions a day after the slip-up.
And now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.
The catering worker said: “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/130756/Nintendo-Wii-made-me-nympho-/
― etrian odysseus (cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.itproportal.com/portal/news/article/2010/4/16/gamestation-takes-ownership-customers-soul/
― etrian odysseus (cozen), Friday, 16 April 2010 09:59 (fourteen years ago) link
man, if a US retailer tried that they would get picketed out of business
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 April 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link
It can't upset a nation of people who don't have souls.
― Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Friday, 16 April 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
we're litigious and religious in the US; there'd be legislation within the month.
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 April 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlDtdGTm3pE
― Can the XBox 360 endure a virgin birth? (jamescobo), Saturday, 17 April 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link
lol xbox live
http://panic.com/~cabel/forum/xboxforum.png
― aztec gamera (zappi), Sunday, 18 April 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link
lol'd
― Nhex, Sunday, 18 April 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP cankles
― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Monday, 19 April 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/71LFa.png
― bnw, Monday, 19 April 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL that xbox ban
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Monday, 19 April 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/stupefied2.png
― went ham in a bad way (stevie), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link
mega-lolz at the idea that this heroically stupid idea would actually catch on:
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/27759/Analyst_EA_To_Release_Paid_DLC_Prior_To_Packaged_Game_Launches.php
"The PDLC would be sold for $10 or $15 through Xbox Live and PlayStation Network, and would essentially be a very long game demo, along the lines of 2009’s Battlefield 1943."He added, "A full-blown packaged game would follow shortly after the release of the PDLC, bearing a full retail price. Mr. Earl believes that the release of the PDLC first limits the risk of completing and marketing the full packaged version, and serves as a low-cost marketing tool."
He added, "A full-blown packaged game would follow shortly after the release of the PDLC, bearing a full retail price. Mr. Earl believes that the release of the PDLC first limits the risk of completing and marketing the full packaged version, and serves as a low-cost marketing tool."
― Can the XBox 360 endure a virgin birth? (jamescobo), Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
yes, make us pay for our shareware demos, that's what we want!
― Nhex, Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Pachter is sch a penis.
This has already happened though, eg that little iPhone Mass Effect 2 prequel.
― JimD, Thursday, 22 April 2010 07:06 (fourteen years ago) link
and Gran Turismo at some point iirc?
― tomofthenest, Thursday, 22 April 2010 08:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Theyre doing this similar thing for Dead Rising 2 right?
http://kotaku.com/5520448/dead-rising-2-case-zero-is-a-prologue-with-a-purpose
― mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 22 April 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
when you have to specify that something is "much more than a glorified demo you have to pay for", it's a glorified demo you have to pay for.
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 April 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
hi my xbox live account was suspended and i didnt get an email with why my gt is RepTaRxCumShot my email is [Mod Edit] i was suspended till 5/5 i think i got suspended for no reason all i do is watch movies on netflix barley ever play live i think i going to switch to ps3 ive had enough problems with xbox. I HATE XBOX NOW
― Steve Sharta (cozen), Thursday, 22 April 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i42.tinypic.com/axmvk3.jpg
― Steve Sharta (cozen), Saturday, 24 April 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link
so... confused
― Nhex, Saturday, 24 April 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbAWZ8yPks&feature=player_embedded
― Asstral Cheeks (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link
lol i totally remember that trailer, and loving it so much i kept replaying it. particularly like the blade at the end.
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd heard of Walken's infamous involvement in this game, but didn't realize David Patrick Kelly was in it!
― Nhex, Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
jesus...did any other video game ever have a cast like that? Christopher Walken, Burgess Meredith, Karen Allen, David Patrick Kelly, Ossie Davis, John Rhys-Davies, Jimmie freaking Walker, Paul Giamatti!
― dan selzer, Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
shocked Brad Dourif wasn't involved tbh
― Asstral Cheeks (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
to be fair david patrick kelly is hardly a-list and paul giamatti probably couldn't get arrested circa 1996?
― Jolyon Swagg (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
thanks for posting that tho latebloomer, i had heavy lols, watched it twice in a row.
"the wheels of justice are turning"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY
― cozen, Monday, 26 April 2010 10:40 (fourteen years ago) link
from Monster Hunter Trihttp://www.jrpereira.com/misc/mh3_keikaku.jpg
― aztec gamera (zappi), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link