A WOMAN has gone from Nintendo to nympho after a fall from her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict.
Randy Amanda Flowers needs 10 sex sessions a day after the slip-up.
And now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.
The catering worker said: “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/130756/Nintendo-Wii-made-me-nympho-/
― etrian odysseus (cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.itproportal.com/portal/news/article/2010/4/16/gamestation-takes-ownership-customers-soul/
― etrian odysseus (cozen), Friday, 16 April 2010 09:59 (fourteen years ago) link
man, if a US retailer tried that they would get picketed out of business
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 April 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link
It can't upset a nation of people who don't have souls.
― Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Friday, 16 April 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
we're litigious and religious in the US; there'd be legislation within the month.
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 April 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlDtdGTm3pE
― Can the XBox 360 endure a virgin birth? (jamescobo), Saturday, 17 April 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link
lol xbox live
http://panic.com/~cabel/forum/xboxforum.png
― aztec gamera (zappi), Sunday, 18 April 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link
lol'd
― Nhex, Sunday, 18 April 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP cankles
― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Monday, 19 April 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/71LFa.png
― bnw, Monday, 19 April 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL that xbox ban
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Monday, 19 April 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/stupefied2.png
― went ham in a bad way (stevie), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link
mega-lolz at the idea that this heroically stupid idea would actually catch on:
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/27759/Analyst_EA_To_Release_Paid_DLC_Prior_To_Packaged_Game_Launches.php
"The PDLC would be sold for $10 or $15 through Xbox Live and PlayStation Network, and would essentially be a very long game demo, along the lines of 2009’s Battlefield 1943."He added, "A full-blown packaged game would follow shortly after the release of the PDLC, bearing a full retail price. Mr. Earl believes that the release of the PDLC first limits the risk of completing and marketing the full packaged version, and serves as a low-cost marketing tool."
He added, "A full-blown packaged game would follow shortly after the release of the PDLC, bearing a full retail price. Mr. Earl believes that the release of the PDLC first limits the risk of completing and marketing the full packaged version, and serves as a low-cost marketing tool."
― Can the XBox 360 endure a virgin birth? (jamescobo), Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
yes, make us pay for our shareware demos, that's what we want!
― Nhex, Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Pachter is sch a penis.
This has already happened though, eg that little iPhone Mass Effect 2 prequel.
― JimD, Thursday, 22 April 2010 07:06 (fourteen years ago) link
and Gran Turismo at some point iirc?
― tomofthenest, Thursday, 22 April 2010 08:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Theyre doing this similar thing for Dead Rising 2 right?
http://kotaku.com/5520448/dead-rising-2-case-zero-is-a-prologue-with-a-purpose
― mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 22 April 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
when you have to specify that something is "much more than a glorified demo you have to pay for", it's a glorified demo you have to pay for.
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 April 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
hi my xbox live account was suspended and i didnt get an email with why my gt is RepTaRxCumShot my email is [Mod Edit] i was suspended till 5/5 i think i got suspended for no reason all i do is watch movies on netflix barley ever play live i think i going to switch to ps3 ive had enough problems with xbox. I HATE XBOX NOW
― Steve Sharta (cozen), Thursday, 22 April 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i42.tinypic.com/axmvk3.jpg
― Steve Sharta (cozen), Saturday, 24 April 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link
so... confused
― Nhex, Saturday, 24 April 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbAWZ8yPks&feature=player_embedded
― Asstral Cheeks (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link
lol i totally remember that trailer, and loving it so much i kept replaying it. particularly like the blade at the end.
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd heard of Walken's infamous involvement in this game, but didn't realize David Patrick Kelly was in it!
― Nhex, Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
jesus...did any other video game ever have a cast like that? Christopher Walken, Burgess Meredith, Karen Allen, David Patrick Kelly, Ossie Davis, John Rhys-Davies, Jimmie freaking Walker, Paul Giamatti!
― dan selzer, Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link
shocked Brad Dourif wasn't involved tbh
― Asstral Cheeks (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
to be fair david patrick kelly is hardly a-list and paul giamatti probably couldn't get arrested circa 1996?
― Jolyon Swagg (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
thanks for posting that tho latebloomer, i had heavy lols, watched it twice in a row.
"the wheels of justice are turning"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY
― cozen, Monday, 26 April 2010 10:40 (fourteen years ago) link
from Monster Hunter Trihttp://www.jrpereira.com/misc/mh3_keikaku.jpg
― aztec gamera (zappi), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link
xp
fucking love that guy
― cozen, Monday, 26 April 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't get the keikaku one.
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 26 April 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
lol in hon'yaku. hon'yaku means translation.
― cozen, Monday, 26 April 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://rpgland.com/content/media/2010/03/keikaku.jpg
― abanana, Monday, 26 April 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I3eKqGiWLz8/S9YI4NcdXOI/AAAAAAAAACY/5CAP8PLSoa4/s1600/Crash5000080.jpg
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Monday, 26 April 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/v/ggB33d0BLcY&fs=1&hl=en
― cozen, Monday, April 26, 2010 5:40 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark
holy fuck XD
― bnw, Monday, 26 April 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
yup love tht guy, wkiw
― cozen, Monday, 26 April 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
laddergoat = video game version of the famous youtube laughing baby
― ⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Idea Factory's latest love sim is for Xbox 360. In "My Wife: A Wife All Your Own," you experience newlywed life with a custom made wife.
You can customize your wife's looks, personality, voice, birthday and name. During the game, you'll be able to play mini games like quiz challenges and even a game where you attempt to drink a single can of juice with your wife.
Download content will offer special voice data for your wife. These will feature voices of famous voice actresses. Themes include "old friend type," "little sister type," "big sister type" and "Cinderella Princess type."
― aztec gamera (zappi), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 08:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I have always dreamed of drinking a single can of juice with my future wife
― ⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 08:32 (fourteen years ago) link
so basically, it's one of those customizable h-sims minus the sex parts. useless.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 09:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Thank you servant. How delicious.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I just laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh...
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link
big sister type like bioshock 2 i hope
― bnw, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link
laddergoat fuckin slayed me
― kill whiney (cutty), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah I actually cried laughing watching laddergoat.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYwvNcpxGUo
― kill whiney (cutty), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i... kinda chuckled for a bit?
― Nhex, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link
that means you're a serial killer
― bnw, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link
no, i know that already, it's just i couldn't sit through 2 minutes of that guy's annoying laugh from the laddergoat video
― Nhex, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link