If I was 15 I would have a raging boner for bulletstorm (and I guess everything else) but sadly I am olde now and it just look retarded..
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i tried the bulletstorm demo today. horrible.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
So basically Bulletstorm is like playing any other FPS, except with a 14 year old boy screaming "woah fuck yeah!!! eat that motherf***ers!!!" in your ear all the time. Or in other words, like playing any FPS on multiplayer.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
bulletstorm demo for me was basically elevated thx to playing the crysis 2 demo just before it but i would be the first to admit thats kinda like giving a thumbs up to spoiled milk because at least it washed down the taste of that shit sandwich you just finished
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, it's fucking stupid. The an FPS where the point of the game is not to kill people but to kill them in TOTALLY AWESOME AND NEW WAYS
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link
you get achievements based on the originality of your sadismit's kind of like congress
also: "butterdick"
― yachts on the reg, sex on the reg (jamescobo), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7MgsJ.jpg
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link
gaming and swivelling around like a twat, together at last
― bum grapes of wrath (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Isn't that how kids play handheld games anyway?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
that's for galaga/pacman, huh?
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://fatuglyorslutty.com/
― yachts on the reg, sex on the reg (jamescobo), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah
this is what galaga looks like now btwhttp://i.imgur.com/XK956.jpg
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
oh that's MUCH BETTER.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link
what in the FUCK
Innovative accessory and packaging changes play patterns: tuck your Wii Remote into baby, connect your Nunchuk and watch your huggable newborn come to life! Put the baby to bed in the cradle packaging when the game is not in use
― yachts on the reg, sex on the reg (jamescobo), Friday, 4 February 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Posted on: 1/3/11XallinThis game is perfect for: kid gamersA game that rewards your for shaking the baby! This is perfect for pre-teens and frustrated parents!
― goole, Friday, 4 February 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TYhYe.jpg
― My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 6 February 2011 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link
left: dmc5 creative director Tameem Antoniadesright: the rebooted Dante from dmc5
The baby has an annoying loud cry that is hard to stop. You are supposed to rock the baby to sleep or figure out how to stop her from cyring, but it's almost impossible. There should be a volume control to lower the sound of the crying baby. The crying comes out of the wii remote. After 10 minutes of play, my 9 year old daugher couldn't take the crying anymore. Neither could I.
MOST REALISTIC GAME EVER
― Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 February 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link
the game you discover on your coffee table after a blackout drunk evening and must play for the next 18+ years!
― this is the internet! gifs are the final word! (Z S), Sunday, 6 February 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
this is a classic imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-32_MwrS3vY&feature=fvwrelpart 1 has a cameo by the eugene jarvis, creator of defender and defender stargate
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Sunday, 6 February 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link
major lols at both "Duty Calls" and fatuglyorslutty.com
― Nhex, Sunday, 6 February 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Rejected FO: New Vegas cover art:
http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/5396/9780373303014.jpg
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 07:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.gamersmint.com/kevin-butler-tricked-into-tweeting-ps3s-security-key/
― "earth of the butt" (jamescobo), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't get it, how is it a trick? Did he just write his key?
― sex cells (S-), Thursday, 10 February 2011 06:56 (thirteen years ago) link
he retweeted it apparently clueless as to what it was
― bnw, Thursday, 10 February 2011 06:59 (thirteen years ago) link
not normally a fan of game-related attire, but this is cool
http://4.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/83/94/315fc2629a2b58d8cdd166b019ab6693.jpg
― circa1916, Saturday, 12 February 2011 08:01 (thirteen years ago) link
might be fake though, looks too good tbh.
― circa1916, Saturday, 12 February 2011 08:02 (thirteen years ago) link
small giggleshttp://www.gamervision.com/users/loltim/articles/inglourous_plummers_trailer
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://iddqd.blog.hu/2011/02/09/igy_photoshopoltok_ti
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 February 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1pWo0WZJE
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 February 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Ho boy.
http://boingboing.net/2011/02/14/game-rape-trigger-cl.html
Guess what, kids: Bulletstorm causes rapes! Why? Shut the fuck up, thats why!
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 14 February 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link
ha http://greatgatsbygame.com/http://s3.greatgatsbygame.com/g_gatsby-ad-scanned.jpg
― zappi, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 08:16 (thirteen years ago) link
hah! good stuff, loved the cutscenes and various refs
― Nhex, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 12:59 (thirteen years ago) link
in the same vein:http://vectorbelly.com/godot.html
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh1owrBQem1qfa84uo1_500.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahaha
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKIiUsbOO24&feature=player_embedded
― groovypanda, Thursday, 24 February 2011 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link
"I unlocked that content when I bought it in a shop with a credit card!"
also he's otm re crouching
― Mordy, Thursday, 24 February 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
great gatsby game reminds me of my favorite clip from Look Around You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBcrTucxiRc
the sheer absurdity that f scott would have a lost novel called 'diarrhea dan' just makes me lol every time i watch it
― jan špankwajer.com (diamonddave85), Thursday, 24 February 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link
ummmmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxd96qRa6wY&feature=player_embedded
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 24 February 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link
the first wii game to guarantee foursomes since mario kart
― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link
at 1:16, Only parental code "6969" will get you the hottest censored youtube action
― Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.everybodydancenow.net/deware/WeDareRemake.swf
― but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Friday, 25 February 2011 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp more like 'The first videogame to guarantee your dinner party guests will all leave in disgust since Custer's Revenge on the Atari'.
― but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
And it's rated 12+, wow.
― JimD, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YQ5c9BzohM4#at=86
― CraigG, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link
xp "Wait, whereya goin'? I got 'Beat 'Em 'n' Eat 'Em' here!"
― but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Friday, 25 February 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Q0_DgXHG0
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Friday, 25 February 2011 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
haha that We Dare ad seems like it's engineered to cause the maximum possible distress to lonely gamer nerds
― ciderpress, Friday, 25 February 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link