guess who just figured out there's a sprint button?
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 November 2011 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
my dark elf is named turd burglar. this game is fun as a mufucka.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 13 November 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
took me a long time to figure out how to dragon shout
― Mordy, Sunday, 13 November 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
this is pretty amazing so far; in the dungeon that mordy mentions i made that magic transition from playing a video game pushing a sprite around on a digital map to YOU ARE DEEP WITHIN THE BOWELS OF THE ANCIENT EARTH WHEN THE VIKING ZOMBIE PULLS ITSELF SLOWLY FROM ITS MOULDERING CRYPT, EYES AGLAZE WITH INFERNAL LIFE, JAW AGAPE WITH A HATEFUL SNEER, RUSHING TOWARD YOU SWORD OUTSTRETCHED roll for initiative
^^^
This fuckin' game
Takes a while to get started but once it does jesus christ it's addictive
I'm playing as an Argonian named Corky
― latebloomer, Sunday, 13 November 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link
had to take a break. burnt myself out by playing too much. but so good.
― Mordy, Sunday, 13 November 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link
Most of tonight's session was me going round the Jarl's house collecting all his goblets and plates and foodstuffs to sell back at the market. Turned out it wasn't really worth the effort. But the view from his balcony is lovely.
― JimD, Monday, 14 November 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
i was just doing that too. the whole soul gem/enchant thing seems annoyingly complex.
― ain't nothing nice (bnw), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link
first hard freeze, the end for tonight methinks.but damn if i don't already have level 9 and about twenty possible quests.
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:39 (twelve years ago) link
btw, who else is playing this on a higher difficulty level? I went one below toughest.
throw yr hands up if yr gay married
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link
you can get married in this? Beginning to think that this is just what i thought Fable iii should be.
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
i haven't progressed far enough to get married but Corky's def. gonna get a lavish gay wedding
― latebloomer, Monday, 14 November 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
i'm not sure i get the enchant thing, still. i have the soul trap spell, and empty gems. but everytime i cast soul trap on an enemy and then kill it, it says "gem not large enough" or something like that.
eh.
― Z S, Monday, 14 November 2011 05:19 (twelve years ago) link
PC version keeps crashing to desktop. no errors or anything - game just disappears. Am starting to get pissy about it. Does QA even try anymore?
― rockapads, Monday, 14 November 2011 06:50 (twelve years ago) link
there is one crash that can be fixed by changing sound settings. Think I saw it in Bethesda forums.
― ain't nothing nice (bnw), Monday, 14 November 2011 07:09 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/11/11/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-tweaks-improve-graphics-disable-vsync-change-fov-and-more/
― ain't nothing nice (bnw), Monday, 14 November 2011 07:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/11/14/thulsa-broom
― Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://penny-arcade.smugmug.com/photos/i-PPTPkRk/0/L/i-PPTPkRk-XL.jpg
man i GOTTA buy a house, if only for my books.compulsively collecting every one i find. there's some good reading in them! i need them for when i retire.
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link
Guard examining spider corpse on roadside
walk up and pick up spider's leg and wave it around a bit, looks a bit like dead spider is dancing
guard snaps 'put that down'
― MPx4A, Monday, 14 November 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
cosign -- and for all these fucking dragon bones + scales
― Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
xp
lol getting married. man i hated that girlfriend shit in san andreas, ringing me every five minutes, why would anyone consider this?
― Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
i'm thane of that one place (at work right now, can't remember location names), but everyone's still treating me like shit! "you disrespect the law, you disrespect me", says the lowly guard. "I'M THE FUCKING THANE MAN"
― Z S, Monday, 14 November 2011 14:35 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UPkWF.png
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
lol what a choad
ordered btw!
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
doing a pretty bad job on the "not sounding a hipster" front there!
― zappi, Monday, 14 November 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link
i'm not a *thing*, but *is thing*
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 14 November 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link
classic move
if that motherfucker was for real he would've gone thru this when daggerfall got rereleased as GOTY edition for all those fucking newbs to pick up so fuck him long live Battlespire
― Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
did he play the fucking awful redguard adventure game? hell no little bitch.
― Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
I has a house
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
50 grand for a house seems prohibitively expensive; how did you scrape up the cash?
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
isn't it 5000 for a house? at least in [name of town that i can never remember where you first become thane]
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
you might be right, i may be misremembering.5K is still hefty but doable.
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
I should buy this game so I can offer ya'll good subprime loans on your thatchroof cottages
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
I have trouble spending money in this game, at least on items. The prices always seem like a bit of a ripoff, considering you can usually get the best item in the store for free through questing. I suppose I should be saving my money for training and spell tomes.
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
$$$ trade your cash for daedric artifacts $$$
― Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
i'm also always wondering what to do with shit like dragon scales. if i had a house i guess i'd keep it there, but as an already highly-encumbered dude trudging around skyrim i pretty much just sold them immediately or probably not a good price.
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
The prices always seem like a bit of a ripoff, considering you can usually get the best item in the store for free through questing.
this is like every swords and sorcerors game ever? like in diablo II, only a fool would buy his weapons from the blacksmith!
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
I got some daedric something or other from the god of the hunt and I have no idea what it is/what it does.. I should google it or something.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
i bet it's badass
― Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
it involves turning into a wereworlf if you have lycanthropy.. fuck that noise. I ran into a couple vampires earlier this morning and freaked out that I would get vampirism..
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
they got rid of them for oblivion but when you became a vampire in daggerfall you belonged to a particular house of vampires w/ varying benefits and disadvantages. it was very Vampire: the Masquerade'esque
― Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
are there whores
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
vampire whores?
― Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link
no just whore whores
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
i'm sure there must be tho now that i think about it i can't remember running into any yet...
― Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j50u0zUeCmU
― polyphonic, Monday, 14 November 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
i got turned into a vampire.weaker in sunlight"possessed of an unearthly thirst"Took a cure disease potion.the end.
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link