maybe next time
― the late great, Sunday, 2 December 2012 06:15 (eleven years ago) link
this might be one of the few new games on my immediate wishlist for the next six months
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 December 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
People who care way too much about this kind of thing are apparently pissed about that cover- grizzled white man with gun steadfastly refusing to look at off-screen explosion, etc- but it could have been a lot worse. I have to voice my appreciation for bright colors and zeppelins tbh.
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Monday, 3 December 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
all video game box covers are terrible. except for http://benandalice.com/images/megaman.jpg
― have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Monday, 3 December 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://amigairc.amigarevolution.com/badcat1.jpg
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Monday, 3 December 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
god dammit
Irrational hired a Russian cosplayer to be her official face:
http://irrationalgames.com/insider/we-love-our-bioshock-cosplayers-so-much-we-hired-one/
http://ormeli.deviantart.com/art/Elizabeth-252947899
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/227/f/3/elizabeth_by_ormeli-d46ljuj.jpg
― "It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Monday, 3 December 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
always think of this game whenever i drive by one of these trainshttp://i.imgur.com/TECDos.gif
― bnw, Monday, 3 December 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://irrationalgames.com/files/2012/12/Happy-Holidays.jpg
― "It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Thursday, 20 December 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
FILL YOUR CRAVINGS
AT THE CIRCUS OF VALUES
― the late great, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
*ding ding ding doot doot doo doo*
― "It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMIAqZSfz6A
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 05:59 (eleven years ago) link
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― the late great, Friday, January 11, 2013 12:20 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hysterics
― a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 11:30 (eleven years ago) link
This comes out next week, right?
Anyway, here's a GB sit-down with a tired Ken Levine:
http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/elizabeth-is-a-shark-ken-levine-on-bioshock-infini/2300-7164/
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
definitely didn't pre-order this. Im worried its going to be a turd. bioshock 2 wasnt exactly amazing. then again infinite looks more than just a rapture rehash..
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
Im worried its going to be a turd. bioshock 2 wasnt exactly amazing
Totally different developers though - I'm not saying this won't be crap, but the people who made Bioshock Infinite had nothing to do with Bioshock 2 (and everything to do with the first game + System Shock 2 and SWAT 4).
― JCL, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
I'm pretty sure this is going to be a masterpiece but what do I know.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
all the trailers have been so chaotic, explosions everywhere, big guns. hopefully that's just the shit that looks exciting in a trailer and not what the majority of the game is like.
― shit tie (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
reviews falling all over themselves to slobber ken levine's dick here. as long as it's an attractive shooter with enough "trenchant social commentary" to counterbalance all the right wing islamophobe modern warfare stuff i'll be happy.
― adam, Monday, 25 March 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
this looks comically awful in every way
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
glad i didn't have to say it
― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
this looks str8 wikked imextremelyhumbleo
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
Turns out I preordered this in August or something then forgot all about it until I got the message today saying it'd been dispatched. But I'm away from home for the next 2 weeks bah.
― JimD, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hVC8e1b.jpg
lol
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
Lowest score on Metacritic so far is an 80.
― polyphonic, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
the first one was entertaining and involving enough but was not exactly fashion forward as a shooter. if this one is about the same that's worth it to me.
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jchIi-vR_js
― polyphonic, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jchIi-vR_js
I will probably rather enjoy this. I love the art design, and my first job was as a dude in a historical American village set between 1865-1914.
The RPS review had this great turn-of-phrase:
story-based games which revolve around targeting reticules
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
That review: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/03/25/bioshock-infinite-pc-review/
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
god why does adam sessler fucking talk like that
― adam, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
getting repeatedly stuffed in lockers does things to a man
― Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
Being forced to cope working with Olivia Munn
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
this looks comically awful in every way― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, March 25, 2013 1:32 PM
disney + steampunk
― am0n, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
I'm getting some Sky Captain: The Game vibes from the commercials for this thing
― Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
looks dope + free xcom from steam. mostly worried about annoying companion AI girl b/c that shit never works
― bnw, Monday, 25 March 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
girl from ico, pour one out
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
ken levine has a copy of devil in the white city, access to google, a thing for toddler-women with dewy eyes and huge tits who are based off his ex-girlfriend, and now he even has an AAA game about skyracists to show for it.
http://i.imgur.com/B4dmKRN.jpg
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
did ken levine beat you and bill magill up or something
― polyphonic, Monday, 25 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
okay lol
― Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
Who the hell was Levine's ex, then?
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
“I’ve had the experience of knowing a girl once, dating her once actually, who had been with somebody who had abused her before. All the clichés you hear about are true. She would say that this guy had pushed her down the stairs when she was pregnant, that he had made her kneel in glass… all these unspeakably horrible things. Then she would make excuses for him, all the time. I knew the entire time that we were dating that she would go back to him. I could just see it. It was this tragic thing happening in real-time. And she did go back to him.”
http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/10/13/bioshock-infinites-elizabeth-shaped-by-ken-levines-experiences/
so gross
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 March 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link
never gave a shit about his pretentious thoughts on the first gamed, not sure why i would care now.
― bnw, Monday, 25 March 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
but go on digging through the back catalog of pcgamer to make fun of us nerds. ;)
lol what are you talking about you psycho. im making fun of ken levine, not you. i cant think of any other ilx subboard where it's consistently seen as a personal insult to not like something... unless things are a lot more heated in the Mark McGrath Cruise thread than I remembered
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 March 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
he said ;) calm down
― polyphonic, Monday, 25 March 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
shhit.... my bad.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 25 March 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.giantbomb.com/reviews/bioshock-infinite-review/1900-568/
every Gerstmann is giving it top marks
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
even, rather.
Dammit, I started this board, why do my mod powers not allow me to edit my own text
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
opening is pretty impressive. i'm not even going to try to slog through while half asleep though.
― bnw, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago) link