The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games

sure they do

wait so are all the boards from the dragon on basically invulnerability + teleport + seed, repeat?

because I'm getting pissed off with the garden. do i just need to repeat these dumb steps again?

never mind, I just needed to get back inside my shell a bit

yo what game are you all going on about?

candies.aniwey.net

so I got to the developer once in the developper's computer, but every other time I die without a chance after maybe 30 seconds or so. is there some method to this madness, or is it just random whether you make it through?

ok ignore me again, "figured" this out

candies.aniwey.net

thought you were fucking with me at first :)

i got a sword of randomness from the level 5 bug at the end of the game, the one time i was able to afford it. it is quite random. every time i encounter an enemy it adjusts my and their health to basically whatever number. also my player's 'sprite' changes to random characters or nothing at all. i can no longer beat the dev, something i was able to do pretty easily before getting this dumb sword, i just die instantly now. plus at the end of each quest my health is some random number so it takes a long time to recharge.

in summary, i am still enjoying this stupid game somehow.

*not the devil in hell dev, the developer dev. when i press the key it gives him like infinite hp and me 0

uh, spoilers

Gave up happily after the dragon

I had to google how to beat dev computer. It's totally ridic and I don't understand how anyone is supposed to infer or guess how to do it w/o someone else telling them.

i still don't get how to beat the developpers (sic) garden. i realize you're supposed to use the dragon strategy and just use invulnerability/teleport/seed, but as soon as i start the level (and before i can move the mouse from the start button to the invulnerability button) the first flower lowers my HP down to 4, and then i die. ?

It drops to 4 no matter what you do; you shouldn't actually die til you hit one of the monsters at the end and you use the inv potion like a second before you reach them and then teleport and seed like a second before it runs out

Twice I have reached 0 hp at the exact same moment as the devil. screw you, game.

(I'm assuming that beating the devil is the last part of Hell but I guess if I ever manage it I'll be like YEAAAHHH and then another banshee will fly at my face and wipe me out)

I am srsly bad at this game, I bet I have like 3-4x the total hitpoints some people here had when they beat hell, but nope. so other people's distress at later levels probably suggests I should just give up now

I ended up using turtle to beat the garden fwiw, turtle plus teleport

ok ok. it was weird, the first time i beat the castle stairs i didn't get the cauldron or the candy converter, but they showed up after the second time. now it's dragon fun zone.

i go on holiday for a week and what the hell happens here

I have tried candies.aniwey.net twice now and both times I got like a shitload of lollipops but nothing else happened?

You currently have 21840123.4 mlp. <--- this isn't fun anymore

yeah, now that i'm at hell i'm not sure how much further i want to go with this, too bad you can't get better healing potions, because eating candy gives you almost no HP now

fwiw after hell the game was over pretty quickly

Also feel like the "Frog Fractions" expansiveness/unpredictability has faded a bit, though that's enhanced it as a parody of RPGs and old-school BBS door-game good times. At first it seemed really open-ended, like, oh, there's nothing on the screen, now I have the candy salesman! Now there's a quest mode! Now I'm farming resources! But all those things start to lock together as an actual grinding mechanic, and while there may be more surprises around the corner, there hasn't been anything really crucial in a while,

100% agree with this. like i said before, though, it provides plenty of entertainment for a free text-based game.

now my question is...what OTHER Free Online (in-browser or downloadable)Games are there?

depression games, FEED ME MORE

here's an old classic if y'all haven't played it

http://server-admin.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/motas/

Oh man, not played that for yeeeeeeeeeears. Might give it a go, I've probably forgotten all the puzzles.

motas!!!

the ludum dare 48-hour indie game making challenger just happened recently, so there are a bunch of interesting little free online (in-browser or downloadable) games knocking around. here is one about providing for your family: http://jonathanwhiting.com/ld/26/

here is a non-ludum dare indie game that i like, it is a roguelike, i guess, about being stranded naked in an icy waste and trying not to freeze to death: http://humbit.com/rogue/afsahr-v1.2/play.html

two other kinda fun variations on the roguelike i guess:
four scepters: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5708192/LD26/index.html
too much loot: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/11221318/TooMuchLoot/TooMuchLoot.html

http://rac7.com/YouMustEscape/

also, u+k
http://www.farbs.org/romcheckfail.php

romcheck seems really novel and awesome at first but is impossible to play after like 15 sec

nvm this is dope

wow rom check is awesome

you must escape ultimately freaked me out and i had to quit

yeah, i couldn't handle that too well either
i keep getting to level 18 or rom check and dying.

rom check ending is delightful

Wait, it has an ending? I'm so used to games like Space Invaders, Asteroids, and the like not having an ending that I didn't bother playing after I started to get bored (I started to work out a strategy for each combination of player ship, enemy and level, and started to get bored).

Don't think I stand a chance getting to the end of romcheck, but I like it a lot for the brief bursts I can manage.

yeah its a blast

i had that when you had to download it! also it seems the skills remained because i finished it in one go

got to lvl 19, ran out of lives and gave up

i did remember that from a while back - it's from 2008!

xxp it's amazing how the 'muscle' memory for games works. Even after all this time, I didn't even have to consciously think 'oh this is asteroids so I guess I do this'.

yeah i sort of can't imagine losing any of the skill set necessary to succeed in rom check fail

this is kind of tragic

It reminded me of the time I played Galaxian recently, and despite not having played it for ~25 years I was wiping out those swooping invaders like a champ after about 30 seconds.

http://amydentata.com/yourswimsuit/

mmmmm....

nah

yeah, not repping for that one. just presenting.

just what is it with trans* indie gaming types and eroge exactly