The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games

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it's like tender buttons eroge

Mordy , Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link

oh cool i won

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:00 (ten years ago) link

how long did it take, i am trying to work out whether to dl

the bitcoin comic (thomp), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link

~8 minutes total. i played through it 3 times and beat it the 3rd time.

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link

sounds doable!!

the bitcoin comic (thomp), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 07:43 (ten years ago) link

This is sort of like Candy Box but with a very different tone: http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/

I actually like it better than CB but it lacks the surprise element.

emil.y, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

That is A+

oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Saturday, 15 June 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link

yeah, this is nice

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 June 2013 05:03 (ten years ago) link

Is the game over after the 4th area? It seems to restart.

oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Saturday, 15 June 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

I had a go at continuing on to see if anything had changed, but I think you 'win', or at least finish, when you lift off.

emil.y, Saturday, 15 June 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

yeah that was annoying bcz I still hadn't uncovered the entire map yet and it was just like "nope sorry you win game over"

shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 June 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

phew, made it! so proud of my little

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Z S, Saturday, 15 June 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link

it's too bad we all got really into the Candies game before this one, because this one is so much better!

Z S, Saturday, 15 June 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link

very cool game so far. i keep imagining all the status messages being read aloud by the Bastion narrator.

Nhex, Saturday, 15 June 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link

*Spoilers* in case the ones above weren't enough:

I wish there was more to it! I liked the little hints at a plot in the cities, like that the character you play is actually the bad guy. Does the ending mean that the main character was actually one of the aliens/"Wanderers", or just that he decided to roam the universe in one of their ships?

Dan I., Sunday, 16 June 2013 05:27 (ten years ago) link

more

http://game.lky.ph/

you live your life on the floor (sleepingbag), Thursday, 27 June 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

well thats an infuriating game

Hi i am your great fan suces (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

yeah. it's from the candy box guy. i ate too much pizza and now i weigh 422 pounds and am dead

you live your life on the floor (sleepingbag), Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link

same thing here. maybe that's the game?

Hi i am your great fan suces (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:54 (ten years ago) link

no, there's more

Nhex, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

well if i could start again w/o climbing that fucking coconut tree maybe i would give it a second go

Hi i am your great fan suces (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

hahaha that's where i quit too

Nhex, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

I want to put this here as well as the StoryNexus thread, because... seriously, this game unnerves me.

http://blackcrownproject.com/s

emil.y, Saturday, 29 June 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link

^dope

precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link

oh, you can modify the puzzles as you play them?

precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link

nice one

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 06:01 (ten years ago) link

Cute!

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 July 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link

wtf?

stuck at "please enter a valid name"

the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i finished it but not entirely sure i'd recommend.
it's off the molyneux gamejam
try gaming it.

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link

okay that was cryptic

the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

yeah that was... eh

Nhex, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

was suspicious the whole time i played it because of the url, but it turns out the guy's name is actually anders brevik. rather unfortunate that

chilli, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link

hint please

wombspace (abanana), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link

after you successfully install it is it over?

Mordy , Wednesday, 10 July 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link

Oh, I liked that. Short and sweet Molyjam entry, not going to change worlds but fun and funny.

emil.y, Thursday, 11 July 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link

http://www.freelives.net/broforce/

the late great, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:14 (ten years ago) link

ok, when i got that thing to finally work it was awesome. contra + the expendables in a Cave Story-inspired engine, def. voting for it on Greenlight

Nhex, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 05:43 (ten years ago) link

Pretty fun! Strong concept, good sounds and blowing-up. Not sure how I feel about the basic mechanics of how you rotate between bros - seems to constantly happen right when you're getting comfortable with how to play as one of them. Probably would be way more fun if I had a D-pad...the controls are a little slippery. And where are the bosses?!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

baaaahahaha, that looks amazing!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 July 2013 04:29 (ten years ago) link

I don't think any of Porpentine's interactive fiction games have been posted here, so I want to mention her haunting captivity narrative, Howling Dogs: http://aliendovecote.com/uploads/twine/howling%20dogs.html
Her latest work, ULTRA BUSINESS TYCOON III was posted last night; it starts off as a whimsical parody of mid-90s "edutainment" games, and winds up somewhere more emotionally urgent: http://aliendovecote.com/?p=5360 (There's a detail in the images surrounding the link to the game that's necessary to play to the end.)

one way street, Friday, 19 July 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

I find most of Porpentine's work terribly sixth form. She did do one recently that I liked, though, can't remember what it was called right now. I'll give the new one a go.

emil.y, Friday, 19 July 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

Also, I hate twine. Hate it hate it hate it.

emil.y, Friday, 19 July 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

yeah twine is almost not a game system imo

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I find most twine work really amateurish in the pejorative sense, but I usually find Porpentine's writing vivid enough to compensate for the simplicity of her games' mechanics and the weakness of their interactive elements.

one way street, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

lol "it's not a game"

bamcquern, Friday, 19 July 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link

Finished off BroForce, it got more fun as it went on and I got into the swing of it...interesting idea of a game mechanic, that you never get to hold on to one character/ability long, so it's about, at any given moment, with the character you have, solving the challenge you're currently facing knowing what you know about their skills. And on the (too-few) bosses, strategizing your use of the special moves, knowing you get a couple of shots of them and then you need to find another character quick. I could have done without all the "bro" naming, a little too cutesy IMO...and I never did figure out WTF to do with Blade. But overall pretty damned fun.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 20 July 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link


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