these posts baffle me
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Friday, 14 June 2013 12:21 (ten years ago) link
wow, somebody brave enough to admit that they're old on the internet
― 乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link
don't really get that one either tbh
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Friday, 14 June 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link
Jokes about pikmin and animal crossing arent exactly state of the art bruv
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 12:56 (ten years ago) link
What's the actual joke in the Pikmin one? I remember the blue Pikmin as being good in water and....?
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 14 June 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link
his erect antenna and bugged eyes are the joke i guess?
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link
i think you guys are overthinking it
― Z S, Friday, 14 June 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
when Quick Time Events lose the Quick Timehttp://www.kotaku.com.au/2013/06/why-ryse-is-the-most-frustrating-game-of-e3/
I’m on the battlefield. I’m stomping through the corpses of my comrades swinging my sword at anything that moves. I begin a combo, I slash twice and then whooom slow motion is initiated, shit is about to get ‘cinematic’. A button prompt hovers elusively above the sword I’m about to drive into the throat of my enemy… argh I’m too slow! The prompt flickers, disappears.I missed it. Damn.But then somehow, for some reason, I still complete the cinematic ‘kill’.What?Maybe it’s a bug I think, but no. Next time I deliberately press the wrong button. The kill goes ahead, no consequences. Then I try hitting no buttons whatsoever. The kill goes ahead. I put the controller on the table in front of me, the kill goes ahead.What is going on here?I ask one of the Crytek people hovering at the booth – is this a bug? Why am I completing kills when I hit the wrong button prompt? Or, worse, no button at all. Turns out it was a deliberate design choice.“We don’t want the player to feel frustrated,” I am told.
I missed it. Damn.
But then somehow, for some reason, I still complete the cinematic ‘kill’.
What?
Maybe it’s a bug I think, but no. Next time I deliberately press the wrong button. The kill goes ahead, no consequences. Then I try hitting no buttons whatsoever. The kill goes ahead. I put the controller on the table in front of me, the kill goes ahead.
What is going on here?
I ask one of the Crytek people hovering at the booth – is this a bug? Why am I completing kills when I hit the wrong button prompt? Or, worse, no button at all. Turns out it was a deliberate design choice.
“We don’t want the player to feel frustrated,” I am told.
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
holy lols
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
that's the future right there
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
http://toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dragons-lair-hd-1.jpg
^ ryse prequel
― am0n, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PE_9WyvjKWo#t=159s
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 16 June 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
“Sometimes I wish we had the easiness Western FPS (first-person shooters) have, to make everyone bald. We’re a company that’s known for unique hairstyles, but in a way we’re running out of ideas.”
Actual quote from Tetsuya Nomura (Regarding Final Fantasy XV)
― 乒乓, Monday, 17 June 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link
now i understand the plot of ffxiii
― Mordy , Monday, 17 June 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
FFXV - WHY I AM SO BALD
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 June 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
― Nhex, Monday, 17 June 2013 03:35 (ten years ago) link
replace hair with belts
come on nomura, i dare you
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Monday, 17 June 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link
or consider the possibilities of "fun" hats
― Z S, Monday, 17 June 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ2X8PHAI6Ythis is pretty much the best thing i've seen all day
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
I was dying by the end of it. So good.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 June 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
oh yeah the hanggliding spock had me doubled over
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
when it returned after they pry the door open I almost pissed myself.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 June 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
lol @ saturday night phaser
― am0n, Monday, 17 June 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
crying
― no man is an islam (onimo), Monday, 17 June 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link
wkiw
― 乒乓, Monday, 17 June 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link
omg amazing
― Nhex, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 03:37 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XM2kBzh.gif
― am0n, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1bFxRnTvM
― Pheeel, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 23:15 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/pjVZCty.jpg
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link
That last youtube is from the guys who do the F Plus podcast. If you enjoy more dramatic readings of internet idiocy, I recommend their show:
http://thefpl.us/
― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 03:33 (ten years ago) link
Or at least featured several of their readers.
― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 03:35 (ten years ago) link
Zappi that slayed me
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 04:38 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XFWqT.png
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
8=D
― am0n, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
Zone - Friend
― am0n, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
lol
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
i know i say this on an interweb platform but the idea of trying to conduct human affairs over xbox live is really fucked up to me
xp haa
― goole, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
excellent xxp
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
xp you think that's bad, i know a woman who actually left her husband after doing the business over XBL playing Call of Duty
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
"Our so call leaders prostituted us to the west, destroyed our culture, our economies, our honour, just as they lay waste to our country we shall lay waste to theirs"
― goole, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
Zone - Friend― am0n, Wednesday, June 19, 2013 4:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://urbntrnc.home.comcast.net/~urbntrnc/500/bowdown.gif
― kenjataimu (cozen), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
that box of tissues works every timehttp://24.media.tumblr.com/d5da5989c6539b45e4ce1742354313fd/tumblr_mophjqnm8Q1qzp9weo2_400.jpghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/27d33902a329eb2994ed512f59494ca7/tumblr_mophjqnm8Q1qzp9weo3_400.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/626ced25dee40c4e9e1e563c0faf8c57/tumblr_mophjqnm8Q1qzp9weo1_400.jpg
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 20 June 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
Reggie room is terrifying, like that episode of Alan Partridge...
― CraigG, Thursday, 20 June 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2013/06/19/peter-molyneux-reviews-iphone-fart-apps.aspx
― personal yeezus (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 June 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link
that is AMAZING
― DJP, Friday, 21 June 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link
i like how he repeatedly brings up the possible situation of using it on a date
― Z S, Friday, 21 June 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link
That is special.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 21 June 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link
The first one sounds like a modem connecting.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 21 June 2013 08:09 (ten years ago) link
I was half expecting Curiosity to be a long drawn out fart app.
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 21 June 2013 08:36 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6PDl21s.gif
― 乒乓, Friday, 21 June 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link