i spent 5 hours posting to ilx from inside gta v
― 乒乓, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
i can believe that, sure
― Lamp, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:41 (eleven years ago) link
what's the gta parody of ilx called
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 19 September 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
ilxxx
― Mordy , Thursday, 19 September 2013 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― prop forward turned celebrity chef (Ste), Thursday, 19 September 2013 07:55 (eleven years ago) link
Tried bmxing up the mountain, got almost to the top and bike gave up. Tried walking, and tumbled pathetically almost all the way down to near death.
― prop forward turned celebrity chef (Ste), Thursday, 19 September 2013 08:02 (eleven years ago) link
That's life, innit.
― hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Thursday, 19 September 2013 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
Taken me all of four hours of gameplay to get bogged down in stat-building mini-games, I spent hours last night doing the the shooting range challenges out the back of Ammu-Nation, trying to get good shooting skill and cheap guns. Unapologetic, thoroughly enjoying myself.
I'm also coming round to the idea that the driving in this is better than in IV, have been continually surprised by how controllable the vehicles are when hitting corners at high speeds
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Thursday, 19 September 2013 09:03 (eleven years ago) link
driving gets noticeably better when you level up and trick out your car with street/race brakes & turbo
― W -W- W- W- W- D- W- D- W- W- W- L- W- W- W- W- W- W (cozen), Thursday, 19 September 2013 09:32 (eleven years ago) link
quit my job this morning and thought i'd get gta to distract. then thought shit, i quit my job this morning and just downloaded san andreas cos its £40 cheaper.
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 19 September 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago) link
the yoga mission
― W -W- W- W- W- D- W- D- W- W- W- L- W- W- W- W- W- W (cozen), Thursday, 19 September 2013 12:19 (eleven years ago) link
the main thing I dislike so far is that there doesn't seem to be that much reason to explore the world on foot
I frequently see interesting buildings with open doors, ladders up the side etc but whenever I get off to have a look there's nothing there
I know there are 'emergent' non-scripted activities dotted around the world but would have it killed rockstar to make on-foot exploration a bit more interesting?
― cozen, Thursday, 19 September 2013 12:26 (eleven years ago) link
Have just discovered that if you stop at the traffic lights and rev your engine then occasionally the guy in the lane next to you will try and race you as you pull away. Great feature
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Thursday, 19 September 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
Coming down from the tram car summit, there is both a new, gravelled trail cut into the mountainside, and also an "old trail", like, a washed out no-longer-used trail that dovetails in and around the new trail. Has jumps and things. It was such a neat detail I was left gobsmacked. If you haven't ridden the tram up and dirtbiked down I would recommend it.
- ? missions, I took a tow-truck one (boring) and another where Michael smokes weed and then [spoilers] (just across from Simeon's showroom).
- I went "smart" instead of "loud" for the first heist and I'm glad I did, Trevor's missions are giving me enough "loud"
- The plane flies great and this island is beautiful.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 19 September 2013 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
i played for three hours and i feel like all i've done is drive around some strip malls
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 19 September 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
went to the strip club last night
― More Than a Century With the Polaris Emblem (calstars), Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
Me too. Buying GTA V tomorrow.
― We don’t have a Paul McGrath (onimo), Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
ayo
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
is it a function of (my) age and attention that makes the gta3 liberty city still feel so real and vibrant (in my memory at least) or is it some sort of uncanny valley thing wrt gta5 los santos feeling a little sterile?
that said, i jumped a fence by the roller coaster and hid behind some machinery as two cops were searching for me, their vision cones sweeping back and forth past my hiding spot, some tense shit until they gave up. pretty fantastic.
― adam, Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
I think there's something eerily quiet and still about GTA3 when you go back to it after playing anything from San Andreas onwards.
― We don’t have a Paul McGrath (onimo), Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
the aliens & clowns & yoga missions
o_O
― cozen, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
strippers. nipples.
― prop forward turned celebrity chef (Ste), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 23:54
polygons. pixels.
― ¯\(乒_乓 )/¯ (am0n), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
I'd peep her pixels
― cozen, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
I went "smart" instead of "loud" for the first heist and I'm glad I did, Trevor's missions are giving me enough "loud"
you got access to trevor before the first heist? i've just completed it and no sign of the guy
― NI, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
im starting to wonder if i can fully enjoy this game as a non-stoner
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
I'm also coming round to the idea that the driving in this is better than in IV, have been continually surprised by how controllable the vehicles are when hitting corners at high speedsThis is kind of disappointing to me - all the cars seem perfectly usable, part of the fun in IV was getting stuck with a land barge that couldn't corner to save its life at crucial moments.
This is kind of disappointing to me - all the cars seem perfectly usable, part of the fun in IV was getting stuck with a land barge that couldn't corner to save its life at crucial moments.
Well I was talking more specifically about your high-speed supercars that could be a right pain on IV if you couldn't corner for shit. Still finding plenty of the bigger vehicles are steering like cows on this tbh
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT-ZCS-B740
― cozen, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
really dig a lot of the animations and the ragdoll stuff. the abrupt transition from like, purposeful jumping animation to limp spiraling ragdoll is hilarious.
― adam, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
that video is cracking me up - the punch animation and the hats flying off are both perfect
― We don’t have a Paul McGrath (onimo), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
domestic abuse simulator
― ¯\(乒_乓 )/¯ (am0n), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
never understood why the AI doesn't respond to "oh you punched the guy next to me unconscious"
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
cool how you can sometimes strike up rudimentary two-way conversations with strangers with the d-pad like in San Andreas - accidentally smart mouthed someone into shoooting at me then got ran over at v high speed while running away
DJ Mehdi came on the radio as the sun was setting and I got kinda bummed out about him
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
Spent $500 getting Franklin's car repaired after it got smashed up during one of the spontaneous event missions, smashed it up again on the way home when another one came up, then got it in the garage and a brand new version of his car had spawned next to it when I woke up - do not repair your car, kids
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
the AI in this responds forks & will pick a fight with you / call the police / run off screaming
― cozen, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link
Pretty fun if you're drunk too
― polyphonic, Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
xp huh. why don't any of the people in that video do that?
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
I used iFruit to design a bright orange car with a General Lee horn, which is supposed going to be deployed to the garage the next time I play the game.
― More Than a Century With the Polaris Emblem (calstars), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
Holy shit the underwater stuff is nice
― polyphonic, Thursday, 19 September 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
Okay guys I'm waiting for it to load.
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Thursday, 19 September 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
Wow, sounds mad realistic. Must buy
― Chantal Anchorman (admrl), Thursday, 19 September 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
I played for three hours and all I did was browse ilxxx and scratch my butt
― cozen, Thursday, 19 September 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
what are the controls for one-punch knockouts? Instructions come up so quickly on the screen I'm fumbling for half the buttons I push
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 19 September 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
first mission thats taken me multiple attemps. hijacking the truck on the freeway. now i know how wile e coyote feels
― prop forward turned celebrity chef (Ste), Thursday, 19 September 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://abload.de/img/2013-09-1917_48_33-gtftevo.png
― cozen, Thursday, 19 September 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link
can you really browse the real internet in-game?
― polyphonic, Thursday, 19 September 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
The actors:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUYRY1zIQAE4qwM.jpg
― polyphonic, Thursday, 19 September 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
i'm glad i got gta 5 so now i can smoke weed while i smoke weed
― Mordy , Thursday, 19 September 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
what's the point of buying or spending money on cars in this game when there are literally thousands of cars driving around at all times and it's really easy to destroy the car you're driving
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 19 September 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link
or have it just disappear...
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 September 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link